ok. so a while back on my homies birthday well all gorged ourselves on a bunch of fungus. We got down for a good while bugging our brains out, realized that it was 7am, and began to eat some delicious german chocolate cake, terrible papa johns pizza, broke out the chocolate stout and 30 rack of budweiser. Soon there after we drove out to Friendly's for breakfast. While munching on some blueberry pancakes i realized that my parents had volunteered to let our neighbors use the backyard for their wedding at 1pm that afternoon and that i had told them i'd help with the sound system. So i after finishing my cakes, i dropped homies off and went back to the parents crib around 1130am. I passed out in the basement for a little bit. My pops woke me up and got me going for the day. People were slugging brews on the porch prior to the wedding getting wasted, shit was already becoming epic before it even began. So I'm standing on the deck, looking around with pie eyes, bud light in hand, scoping the scenery in the crowd. I see this girl with a cute face and decide that i'm going to talk to her at some point.
The wedding passes with me only fucking the music up once....
So the reception comes about....
I meet this cat with Social D tattoos and we start taking wild turkey shots and smoking camel turkish royales. He introduces me to his cousin- the girl who had the cute face. She turns out to be a little thick. But we start talking and dancing. We make out on the dance floor and i'm copping super feels on her titties. All of a sudden the music stops and people are staring. Turns out that her uncle is my neighbor- dude is completely parallel to red foreman from that 70s show. Lousy situation to say the least.
So after the reception is done, we all go back to the house and drink til 6am, other things were going down as well..... We all had to leave cause it was early AM hours and shit was geting hectic.
So we go to the girls house and party some more. We end up in her bed and fucking. I get her pants off and her pussy was just a hole in between the legs. no lips, nothing aside from some thic ass legs. Either way, i fucked it. It was god awful. I ended up sweating bombs all over her, filling up rolls with lakes of sweat. I didn't realize how fat she was, man.
When i wake up the next day, her uncle, my neighbor, is in the TV room. He says "hey steve, have fun?"
shit was fucked up and a terrible experience. BB was right, fat chicks have funny pussys