bump when high

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i want to be a stoner pretty badly but i cant seem to tolerate it (sad)

[Dole]

Deflated a balloon from may 1st party. I fucking hate ugly or any balloons.

[Steyv Seynystyr hyhy]

[Dole]

[Grand_Larsony]

Today i came home and my mom told me she got an email from this guy she was in talks with a few months prior about buying his dog off of him. He had flaked on the deal cause his kid was real attached to it, but anyways he sends this email to my mom saying that he just had another kid and the dog was too much to handle so he wanted to give it to us for free. Fuckin sweet man its a pure bred bichon frise just like the one i already got, fuckin paid 900 for mine so its a sweet deal, just this ones a girl and mines male, so yeah anyways, i was just outside with the dogs and its like 1030pm right, just finished smokin a bowl in this pipe i got and im bout to walk inside but this bitch is just not bein down with going inside right now. So I walk over to her to pick her up and luckily enough she doesnt run away. I pick her up and like, to go from my yard up to my deck is like a foot high step or something and im here freshly blazed.... my fuckin foot caught the ledge as i was stepping up and i fuckin ate it. But as i was falling forward i was able to say to myself "holy fuck im gonna crush this brand fuckin new dog" and just rolled and fell to my shoulder/back. I just laid there for a second and looked at the dog who was clutched in my arms on my chest, not a single fuckin scratch on her man, couldnt even believe it. Still cant believe how clutch that was......damn

[69]

Today i came home and my mom told me she got an email from this guy she was in talks with a few months prior about buying his dog off of him. He had flaked on the deal cause his kid was real attached to it, but anyways he sends this email to my mom saying that he just had another kid and the dog was too much to handle so he wanted to give it to us for free. Fuckin sweet man its a pure bred bichon frise just like the one i already got, fuckin paid 900 for mine so its a sweet deal, just this ones a girl and mines male, so yeah anyways, i was just outside with the dogs and its like 1030pm right, just finished smokin a bowl in this pipe i got and im bout to walk inside but this bitch is just not bein down with going inside right now. So I walk over to her to pick her up and luckily enough she doesnt run away. I pick her up and like, to go from my yard up to my deck is like a foot high step or something and im here freshly blazed.... my fuckin foot caught the ledge as i was stepping up and i fuckin ate it. But as i was falling forward i was able to say to myself "holy fuck im gonna crush this brand fuckin new dog" and just rolled and fell to my shoulder/back. I just laid there for a second and looked at the dog who was clutched in my arms on my chest, not a single fuckin scratch on her man, couldnt even believe it. Still cant believe how clutch that was......damn

loooooolllll holy shit you are such a stoner!!!!!

[ROCKxADIO420]

bichon frise

ugh worst dogs

[Dole]

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bichon frise

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ugh worst dogs

Barely a dog, yuck

[Jackie Joyner Kersee]

Got back to my apartment from the bar with a buddy.  I thought some other people were followijng us so I leave the door unlocked.  After a few bong bowls i start to pass out and the door opens.  Its some bum ass crusty white guy with a handlebar mustache.  I jump up and he says I like what you did with the place. i told him to fuck off and he needs to go.   he had his right hand in his pocket the whole time and im holding his wrist and he tears away and apologizes.  i realized that ive delivered a pizza to him and hes one staircase over from me on the same floor.  i start yelling and he leaves and this was like 40 minutes ago. cool story faggot

[BigMoe]

[MuchasGracias]

BUMP!

[69]

BUMP!

llol same BUMP!

[69]

^^^^actually just kidding but wishing i was high

[Sandy Eggo]

Someone explain to me crumb-snatcher landing. I never got it. I feel like I sort of get it now, but I want to make sure my opinion lines up with the opinion of my peers, in an effort to not seem weird.

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[69]

crumb snatcher is a derogatory term for a young black child and reynolds is mocking atiba like the disgusting racist he is

[ROCKxADIO420]

common misconception the term actually refers to jews and he is talking about beagle

[69]

i was so high last night wish i coulda bumped this thread yo

[Sandy Eggo]

High as fuck right now, and am fully convinced that Brian Anderson has the best style of all time.

[ROCKxADIO420]

ya they tend to have a good sense of style

[Dontfearthereefer]

i got high and i need to tell people 

[kook nukem]

i want to be a stoner pretty badly but i cant seem to tolerate it (sad)

Same here, as stupid as it sounds. Most of my friends smoke and seem to have a great time, and I used to enjoy it, but now it just makes me congested and paranoid. And forget skating if I'm high; I turn into an uncoordinated rag doll. Guess I'll just enjoy my beer,

[69]

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i want to be a stoner pretty badly but i cant seem to tolerate it (sad)

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Same here, as stupid as it sounds. Most of my friends smoke and seem to have a great time, and I used to enjoy it, but now it just makes me congested and paranoid. And forget skating if I'm high; I turn into an uncoordinated rag doll. Guess I'll just enjoy my beer,

if only we where friends, we would totally be close

[kook nukem]

Maybe I should start a "bump when drunk" thread.

[Dole]

Last night some somalian dude was freestylin at the park where we chilled. That was some hilarious shit when i realised he was really tryin to be serious.

[69]

Last night some somalian dude was freestylin at the park where we chilled. That was some hilarious shit when i realised he was really tryin to be serious.

man how good is realizing shit when you're highh

[Rockin Robbin]

Got high and saw the new fast & furious. More of a waste of weed than talking to the police.

[69]

gettin high right now #yolo

[ROCKxADIO420]

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Last night some somalian dude was freestylin at the park where we chilled. That was some hilarious shit when i realised he was really tryin to be serious.

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man how good is realizing shit when you're highh

fuck yeah. knucks.

[Will Easley]

chilled on the weed for a hot second but I got smoked out at the park today & was fucking ripping. i aint even mad

[Dole]

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Last night some somalian dude was freestylin at the park where we chilled. That was some hilarious shit when i realised he was really tryin to be serious.

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man how good is realizing shit when you're highh

Yeah. My long-time homie just told he had a knee surgery 3 years ago. I was like: "Man, I know. We know each other" and he: "Oh yeah."