how many people are high during their desk jobs?
Fuck, I wish. I don't get drug tested, and my college days taught me a little weed is great for getting into 'the zone', but I refuse to be the office pothead. Even if I could negate any smell on my person, my eyes always show it. This is why I want to start working from home a bit; sit at home, get high, get more programming done in 4 hours than I could in 8 at the office. Then go skate while there's still sun!
I did show up to my college tutoring job pretty baked during night sessions; some of the kids definitely looked at me funny, but nobody ever complained because I kicked ass at teaching math. I don't think it would have worked as well helping with something more subjective like English or Psychology.