I had this epic text fail on Saturday. Went out on Friday, met this petite 21 year old Puerto Rican with bleached blond hair and a tongue ring, got her number, she gave me a ride home and made out a little, it was a nice rebound after the last drama queen. So anyways I had invited her to this soccer match the next day and she was down. Thus I did not push to hard for the one night stand cuz date tomorrow.
Call her in the morning, no answer, then I text. She texted me back 2 long ass texts of how her gf had her keys, couldn't find her gf, had to drive hella deep to get the spare, and didn't go to sleep till 4am. Combine the lack of sleep and her bro's b-day party she had to say no to the 1 pm soccer match.
I thought oh well, so my friends later that night were like, text her. So I did, "wanna hang tonight"
she texts back
"who is this"