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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #90 on: July 10, 2009, 09:49:15 PM »
although this is pretty awesome I'm kind of bummed he focused his account, I'll miss the dental plan spam in all his threads.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2009, 10:29:47 PM »
Chris and I don't see eye to eye on anything, but I kind of feel bad for the kid. I guess when you are a dick all the time though and hurt some feelings, people are going to want revenge and boy did you guys get your revenge, damn.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2009, 11:11:27 PM »

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #93 on: July 11, 2009, 12:07:18 AM »
Best thread/scheme on this site since the fully flared scam. Total win!

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #94 on: July 11, 2009, 12:09:22 AM »
The Jamie Thomas hate and subsequent revelation of the AIM name Zeroskateboarder5050 or whatever is pretty funny.  

And of course he had to focus, he was racist, homophobic and hypocritical because he was anonymous and then exposed it
isn't like we are talking about a very mature person here.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #95 on: July 11, 2009, 12:10:31 AM »


this was your one and only good post, you can go ahead and follow Newton 2.0's lead

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #96 on: July 11, 2009, 12:14:12 AM »
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
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seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account

They already called me a stalker and told me to get a life and I didn't focus :P

Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #97 on: July 11, 2009, 12:14:40 AM »
Being a fat mall shop skater is one thing.

Pissing in RIP threads of fallen skaters is another... Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #98 on: July 11, 2009, 12:45:26 AM »
i'm so drunk i'd fight 2.0 right now.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #99 on: July 11, 2009, 02:23:10 AM »
i dont want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me hanging on the passenger side of his best friends ride tryin to holla at me!
fatcockXL deserves to be mod on the strength of his name alone

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #100 on: July 11, 2009, 05:29:21 AM »
Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.

nice

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #101 on: July 11, 2009, 07:43:28 AM »
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
[close]
seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account
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Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.

I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #102 on: July 11, 2009, 08:01:39 AM »
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All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.
[close]
seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account
[close]
Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.
[close]

I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.

Haha, my exact thoughts. Threads good but fuck off with that bullshit.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #103 on: July 11, 2009, 08:07:18 AM »


I've never worn it, and I don't really like it. It's a large, but it fits me comfortably and I wear mediums.

what?

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #104 on: July 11, 2009, 08:09:12 AM »
I assume he meant he never wore it in public.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #105 on: July 11, 2009, 08:36:57 AM »
amateur science.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #106 on: July 11, 2009, 10:06:09 AM »
I just realized my girls' gonna go nuts when she finds a link to that fake girl's myspace chillin' in my browser, like 2nd or 3rd from the top.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #107 on: July 11, 2009, 01:54:47 PM »
this really isn't that great but what the hell!?  yay, back patting, yaaay!  nothing has changed!  awesomes!  we know he wears faggy clothes!  still can't figure out why he focused his account, though.  all the shit that has come out about him was already assumed to be true.  he could have very easily ignored this and kept posting as per usual but i guess now the magic is gone
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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #108 on: July 11, 2009, 04:34:53 PM »
all you saying if he just was like "yeah, it was me" it would backfire... hell fucking no, are you kidding me? DID YOU READ THIS DUDES POSTS?! he was one of the shittiest [real] posters... this is why it is fantastic. i had an "exposed thread" but im not going around calling everybody scrubs and trying to act real hard on the internet... so...
:) I must have been tripping last night

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #109 on: July 11, 2009, 07:03:00 PM »
Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #110 on: July 12, 2009, 03:27:33 AM »
I'm speechless....
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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #111 on: July 12, 2009, 05:13:03 AM »
hahah, good deal fellas.

i thought for the longest time that he and the gipper were the same dude with some crazy split personality shit and too much time.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #112 on: July 12, 2009, 10:03:04 AM »
Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?

it wasn't newton. that kid was outed, myspace and all that.

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #113 on: July 12, 2009, 05:42:24 PM »
for closure's sake...

toymachinegvse: you tell them that this is from me:
toymachinegvse: Well nevermind
toymachinegvse: Don't tell them anything
toymachinegvse: I focused that shit because I don't want an even larger volume of posters digging into my life and stalking me and shit
toymachinegvse: I think that it's weird
toymachinegvse: If any of them think that I'm somehow embarassed about who I am or what I do -- I am surprised that would think I looked or acted any different
toymachinegvse: I have also met different people from the boards, and have posted footage already
toymachinegvse: My MySpace and photo have also been floating around for years and years, and it wasn't in any way "embarassing" to me
Me: so which one of those girls were you 'bangin'
toymachinegvse: What girls?
Me: you had your arms around two pre-pubescent chicks
toymachinegvse: Oh
toymachinegvse: Those girls are both 16 or 17
toymachinegvse: Seniors in high school I think
toymachinegvse: But neither one of them
toymachinegvse: It was some bitch that likes me, and her dumbass friend from Colorado
toymachinegvse: She wouldn't shut up until I posted the thing
Me: pussy got you hooked
toymachinegvse: Def not
toymachinegvse: Anyway
toymachinegvse: You cut and paste what I said
toymachinegvse: And give it to those idiots
Me: when's 3.0 gonna hit the scene?
toymachinegvse: Never
toymachinegvse: I was actually planning to leave the SLAP boards anyway
toymachinegvse: Like, within the next few weeks
toymachinegvse: They had gotten so boring
Me: ..............
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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #114 on: July 12, 2009, 05:52:13 PM »
boring my ass!
we have our first dick posted by the poster whose it is!
the party has just started

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #115 on: July 12, 2009, 08:27:25 PM »
for closure's sake...

How funny is it that he picked you to tell Slap his goodbye when it was like 2 weeks ago you sent him the pic of that fucked up dick and he was trying to fight you through AIM hahaha

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #116 on: July 12, 2009, 09:11:15 PM »
just posting so this pops up when I use the 'new replies to your posts' feature tomorow morning

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #117 on: July 13, 2009, 11:02:45 AM »
in other news, chris mccracken a freshman student at UNC greensboro was found dead yesterday....

   

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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #118 on: July 13, 2009, 03:02:40 PM »
yo, i wonder if hes got an uncle phil
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Re: THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD
« Reply #119 on: July 21, 2009, 05:02:00 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdCrZfTkG1c

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