I can't leave you sick fucks alone for more than ten minutes, can I? What is it you want from this girl? You want her little private patch to look like worked in Indy bushings? Have you losers ever tried to smash a kingpin through a hardware hole? Do you know the kind of damage you'll cause? Not even Darkstar is gonna warranty that shit. Leave this poor girl alone. How many times do I have to say it? Just because she can go backside on a rail doesn't mean she's ready to get railed, backside. Leave that to the 18+ female skate crowd. I know there's only like two of them, and they're lesbians anyway, but fuck...an 11 year old skate-betty is just off limits. I don't care how cute she looks in cords and half-cabs or how many back boards she lands down the 6 in her contest run. I'm Chris Hansen.