Portland... there's something in the water there, I swear
One of my friends is from Portland. He just moved back, but every god damn day, he had a million fucking things to say about Portland. Usually bashing our city.
"Oh, cars can park on the curb side of this two-lane street? That's stupid, it's not like that in Portland."
"Your downtown is spread out. It takes a while to get places. In Portland everything is super close."
But I will agree that Portland turns out some insane fucking skaters.