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Would You?
« on: July 28, 2009, 07:37:04 PM »
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2009, 07:38:48 PM »
i've seen her in sandles, her feet are even more weathered than her face. but are you kidding me? of fuckin' course i'd bang elissa steamer, think of the stories.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2009, 07:41:14 PM »
yea who wouldn't? Not sure about Marissa Dal Santo though.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2009, 07:42:53 PM »
Oh for sure.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2009, 07:53:12 PM »
Count me in.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2009, 07:53:17 PM »
Are you kidding?  They used sun glare to block out her face in HER OWN AD

(but totally)
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2009, 08:02:33 PM »
Quote from: HRPoodersmith on July 28, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
Are you kidding?  They used sun glare to block out her face in HER OWN AD

(but totally)

sounds pretty fishy to me dude..

i dont think so
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Quote from: skateordie on February 04, 2012, 07:39:48 AM
would you rather hear "woo" from the omar salazar pack? i wouldn't. their "yeahs" are genuine, and cool. "yeah" has been the battle cry of skaters for as long as i can remember.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2009, 08:15:39 PM »
Quote from: Arizona on July 28, 2009, 07:41:14 PM
yea who wouldn't? Not sure about Marissa Dal Santo though.

Really? I'd do both of them, but then again, my standards are extremely low.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2009, 09:09:48 PM »
I dunno man, her face is real beat.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2009, 11:29:14 PM »
im down to get steamed.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2009, 11:35:37 PM »
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2009, 11:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Evan on July 28, 2009, 11:29:14 PM
im down to get steamed.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 03:45:17 AM »
Quote from: Tarquin on July 28, 2009, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Arizona on July 28, 2009, 07:41:14 PM
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yea who wouldn't? Not sure about Marissa Dal Santo though.
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Really? I'd do both of them, but then again, my standards are extremely low.

Yea I would totally bang em both too....
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 05:57:30 AM »
Quote from: SleepyPeePee on July 28, 2009, 08:02:33 PM
Quote from: HRPoodersmith on July 28, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
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Are you kidding?  They used sun glare to block out her face in HER OWN AD

(but totally)
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sounds pretty fishy to me dude..

i dont think so

FISHY IS RIGHT! BA-ZING!
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 07:15:14 AM »
would I? umm...could I? prob not.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 08:32:04 AM »
hell no! wtf is wrong with u guys  :-X
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 08:33:40 AM »
Quote from: frisco on July 28, 2009, 11:35:37 PM

I would, look at her arms, she clearly works out.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 08:36:30 AM »
i just wouldn't want to bang a girl who skates. especially one who probably skates better then me.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 08:38:22 AM »


i'm a fan of her music but no i wouldn't hit it
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 09:16:09 AM »
Quote from: frisco on July 28, 2009, 11:35:37 PM

Good god, I couldn't go face to face with that.

Would have to be from behind, if anything.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 09:45:20 AM »
sure, ive done uglier.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 10:32:12 AM »
I am going to say no. I don't find anything appealing about her, and it would be verrryy awkward sex, that is if my penis would get even remotely hard
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 11:03:43 AM »
With a sexdrive as weak as mine that'd be impossible.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009, 11:05:44 AM »
only if she hooked it up with the product right after
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2009, 11:47:35 AM »

I would have sex with all of this white girls
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2009, 02:49:26 PM »
My friend fucked that chick who used to ride for think, I forget what her name was, Jessica something I think. They started hooking up during in bloom, and apparently they stopped during Tony Trujillo's part, watched it, then went back to fucking.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #26 on: July 29, 2009, 02:59:49 PM »
eh she looks nothing worse than any other 30 yearold bar local we all know you've hooked up with.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2009, 03:32:18 PM »
i don't even think booze could make elissa steamer pretty...well, maybe.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2009, 04:21:41 PM »
Quote from: Tarquin on July 28, 2009, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Arizona on July 28, 2009, 07:41:14 PM
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yea who wouldn't? Not sure about Marissa Dal Santo though.
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Really? I'd do both of them, but then again, my standards are extremely low.

lower your standards, up ya average
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2009, 04:29:32 PM »
Lauren Perkins.

I've seen her in person and she was pretty damn hot actually.



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