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yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« on: July 29, 2009, 05:31:35 PM »
Me and my homies picked some up. This is good shit... better than the rest. I like it

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:19 PM »
fuck you
you some closet dick-in-da-booty ass nigga.


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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:42 PM »
durrr
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 05:37:56 PM »
shut up smolik

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:40:18 PM »
paradox might as well be sponsoring everyone on this messageboard


the real question is has anyone else tried out oxymoron risers yet?
i like them and i don't get paid much, so that's just my opinion and not the paycheck talking. i'm waiting on my next shipment and they're a new prototype; they're supposed to be even lighter than the originals, which were already the worlds lightest

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:41:01 PM »
Ari you are such a pathetic piece of shit. I want to come to California just to remove you from the same plane of existence as me.

Also stop lying, you definitely don't have any fucking friends and the only reason anyone skates your grip is because you pay them to or you give it to them for free.
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:47:19 PM »
Anyone skated this? They claim they reinvented griptape with a custom flexible liner that flexes with the board so the grit doesn't shed off, a custom blend of two sizes of gri for better traction and some nano technology (powerbalance.net) that supposed to make you more balanced and have more power. They are also donating 10% of their GROSS profits to provide free skateboards to the under-privileged (www.doogood.org).

Is this for real? I've never heard of such a large donation in any business. I heard Smolik asked Lizard King to ride for Paradox and Lizard said . whatever your on, i'm on.

Karl Watson said he is skating handrails because of this grip...Is this for real? Pacific Drive, 510, 35th street--the best shops on the west coast are backin it...it must be real.

Eastern is distributing it---for sure real. Jake Brown is one Paradox?

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 06:05:02 PM »
I've always liked the Paradox guys' posts and think it's awesome that pros are actually riding it.

I just never thought I'd get a deck with no grip, so I didn't ask for any.  HOWEVER, times have changed, and grip is now extra.  I'm also flat broke, so I would be extremely grateful for a sheet.  I promise to rep it to the bros.

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »
i bought a sheet and it was smooth as silk within 2 days... fuck paradox grip.

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 06:05:37 PM »
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 06:12:02 PM »
slap message board backs oxymoron technology, GTFO

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 06:15:28 PM »
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 06:23:23 PM »
Griptape is uninteresting.
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 06:26:08 PM »
slap message board backs oxymoron technology, GTFO
OXYMORON FOR LIFE!

I remember being in a real slump, but then I got that first set and it was like everything changed... food tasted better, my wife and I started dialoguing more, and now cats audibly purr when I'm within 100 feet of them. When Art Newt asked if I'd ride for OxyMo it was crazy, because I already felt like I'd been riding for 'em anyway, you know?

I experiment with all the new OM riser pad technology, but my Zig Zagger has a stash riser, and no other riser will ever replace that (even if there's an improved stash riser, mainly because the current one is classic... I'd rock one on a new setup though).
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 06:31:20 PM »
if they really wanted us to buy paradox grip theyd make fake hipsterish accounts with stuff like kewt and oh my gosh and shit or just show some tits
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 06:32:06 PM »
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slap message board backs oxymoron technology, GTFO
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OXYMORON FOR LIFE!

I remember being in a real slump, but then I got that first set and it was like everything changed... food tasted better, my wife and I started dialoguing more, and now cats audibly purr when I'm within 100 feet of them. When Art Newt asked if I'd ride for OxyMo it was crazy, because I already felt like I'd been riding for 'em anyway, you know?

I experiment with all the new OM riser pad technology, but my Zig Zagger has a stash riser, and no other riser will ever replace that (even if there's an improved stash riser, mainly because the current one is classic... I'd rock one on a new setup though).

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2009, 07:51:45 PM »
Why the hate? I'm stoked on . Haters don't know what they're missing

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2009, 07:55:59 PM »
I got a sheet too.  I used it to redo the steps on my ladder.  No idea if it skates good, who cares.

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2009, 08:11:28 PM »
I got a sheet too.  I used it to redo the steps on my ladder.  No idea if it skates good, who cares.
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2009, 09:08:35 PM »
paradox is like nails on a chalk board

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2009, 09:19:08 PM »
I got a sheet too.  I used it to redo the steps on my ladder.  No idea if it skates good, who cares.
good choice, if there's anywhere you needed magic balance powers, it's a ladder. ari, have you been on ladder message boards yet to spread the word?

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2009, 09:24:07 PM »
Why the hate? I'm stoked on . Haters don't know what they're missing

Haha, the half cab avatar really does it for me.

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2009, 10:37:50 PM »
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Why the hate? I'm stoked on . Haters don't know what they're missing
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Haha, the half cab avatar really does it for me.

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2009, 10:43:57 PM »
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I got a sheet too.  I used it to redo the steps on my ladder.  No idea if it skates good, who cares.
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good choice, if there's anywhere you needed magic balance powers, it's a ladder. ari, have you been on ladder message boards yet to spread the word?
ahahaha oh man. you shouldve atleast gotten 100 posts before you did this, so we would maybe slightly be convinced
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2009, 10:48:04 PM »
BAHAHAHA oh ari.  I get the feeling that Smolik and the pros you claim ride for you have absolutely NO IDEA who you are or where the free question/exclamation mark grip comes from each month

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2009, 10:51:30 PM »
paradox is like nails on a chalk board

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 12:48:45 PM »
its like normal grip but not as strong as a fresh sheet of MOB >:(
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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 01:01:38 PM »
Winner: Most obvious fake account 2009

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Re: yo anyone try Paradox Grip
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 01:05:12 PM »
Why the hate? I'm stoked on . Haters don't know what they're missing
J Brew, don't worry. The thing is, some guy who is totally different than you, and is not by any means you, as we can tell by the different user name and avatar, has been coming on here a lot to talk about paradox griptape. The thing is, he owns it or something, unlike you. However, now that some random poster who certainly has no ties whatsoever to paradox has said that the griptape is good, I now believe it. I am going to return the sheet of lucky griptape that I purchased yesterday and demand, at knifepoint, that the owner of the shop give me paradox grip.
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