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« Reply #30 on: July 31, 2009, 10:53:50 AM »
Paging Chris Hansen, Ari Gold is also a pervert and possibly a pedophile:

http://www.linkedin.com/in/paradoxgrip

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sex columnist
Lemonade Magazine

(Privately Held; 1-10 employees; Publishing industry)

June 2003 — September 2003 (4 months)

two months until 8 advertisers said they would leave unless they clipped my column. I guess the teen demographic was a little young for this material; or so their advertisers claimed. Wonderful experience and even traded this full page column for a full page ad for Doogood.

Got fired for writing a sex article for a teen magazine? I wonder what other dirt google has on this guy...

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Re: ari evan gold
« Reply #31 on: July 31, 2009, 11:11:55 AM »
lol fail
http://www.stayclassy.org/profile/mygiving.php?uid=1284

"lets talk about sex"


creep? Sounds sexually frustrated to me
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This baby has got more hips than Jennifer Lopez and Madonna combined. They need attention and long lines to be fondled. Grind her luscious hips, air her vast bowls and don't forget that she likes it rough. Truckee Park (TP) begs for it. She just loves it when three, four, and even five people ride her, grind her and spit out of her. She screams for more lovers and more action. TP is my new girlfriend. I spend more time with her than I ever did with my X. I caress her more, grind her more and I think I'm falling in love with her. I'm finding it harder and harder to allow all these people to keep abusing her. They come and then they ride her over and over and over again. It's just not right, I mean, I love her, man. ari evan gold

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Re: ari evan gold
« Reply #32 on: July 31, 2009, 11:20:15 AM »
i knew it'd be only a matter of time til someone air'ed this dudes dirty laundry out all over the internet.  actually shit ari, it looks like you did that on your own.

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« Reply #33 on: July 31, 2009, 11:29:43 AM »

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« Reply #34 on: July 31, 2009, 11:32:07 AM »
not sayin i am any better but is there not a 10 page thread a piece about asses, and boobs, and a 150+ page thread basically about objectifying women??? lol... the only difference i think is we were never paid... and not as regular as this guiy either.

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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2009, 11:49:05 AM »
That guy was like a mix between a Jehovah's Witness and the guy asking for copies of SKATE on VHS.

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« Reply #36 on: July 31, 2009, 12:55:27 PM »




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« Reply #37 on: July 31, 2009, 12:56:57 PM »
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« Reply #38 on: July 31, 2009, 12:58:18 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: July 31, 2009, 12:59:30 PM »
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« Reply #40 on: July 31, 2009, 01:03:42 PM »


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« Reply #41 on: July 31, 2009, 01:04:49 PM »

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« Reply #42 on: July 31, 2009, 01:06:27 PM »


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« Reply #43 on: July 31, 2009, 01:10:41 PM »

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« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2009, 01:12:06 PM »


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« Reply #45 on: July 31, 2009, 01:14:21 PM »
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« Reply #46 on: July 31, 2009, 01:15:50 PM »
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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« Reply #47 on: July 31, 2009, 01:18:03 PM »



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« Reply #48 on: July 31, 2009, 01:22:06 PM »


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« Reply #49 on: July 31, 2009, 01:23:22 PM »

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Re: ari evan gold
« Reply #50 on: July 31, 2009, 01:31:57 PM »
ari lurked it

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« Reply #51 on: July 31, 2009, 01:34:16 PM »

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« Reply #52 on: July 31, 2009, 01:54:06 PM »
It's very amusing to see such a fuss made over griptape.

I do agree that Ari came on too strong here on the boards, I mean the product is great, I love it and it would sell itself and I think that sort of imposing has made some people not want to buy it. all shit aside, it's great griptape and I hope to see it flourish on its' own.

Ari's cool just for the fact that he is hooking people up. improving the quality of skating with a product that isnt' on some planned obsolescence bullshit. I remember when my chukka lows bottums lasted for more than month and stitchings didnt blow out and the soles werent floppy. I hope that skate companies arent knowingly doing this. I also remember when the wheels changed from that off tan color to this cream white shit that flatspots in a heartbeat.

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« Reply #53 on: July 31, 2009, 01:56:16 PM »
yeah my sandpaper is so much better than yours bra its 60 grit yours is only 80

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« Reply #54 on: July 31, 2009, 01:59:41 PM »
yeah my sandpaper is so much better than yours bra its 60 grit yours is only 80

Yeah plus mine has been infused with the blood of christ and my shoes have been woven from the shroud of turan by the ghost masters of egypt, so you know I'm floatin 900's like they're nothing.

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Re: ari evan gold
« Reply #55 on: July 31, 2009, 04:27:06 PM »
i want some dat majic shits


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Re: ari evan gold
« Reply #56 on: July 31, 2009, 07:44:06 PM »
isn't griptape the same shit as sandpaper, more or less? this kook needs to shutup about chinese grandmasters and silica hydrogen or whatever the shit he's blathering on about.