Author Topic: Would You? (Read 5353 times)

frisco · « **Reply #30 on:** August 04, 2009, 03:46:58 PM »

Quote from: starvingrobot on August 04, 2009, 03:38:26 PM

This thread has like 4 subjects going on.

most do

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #31 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:15:28 PM »

Would you?

angryfacedman · « **Reply #32 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:21:49 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on August 04, 2009, 04:15:28 PM

Would you?

Is this a test?

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #33 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:41:25 PM »

No. Just another one I could see people going both ways on. She has a nice body, but looks like she used Homer Simpson's make up shotgun to decorate her face, not to mention ridiculous plastic surgery. But don't augmented DSL's feel just as good as real ones?
I would say I would, but would keep it a secret.

stabbin · « **Reply #34 on:** August 04, 2009, 04:44:24 PM »

I'm pretty positive every person that posts on this board has boned worse than her.

starvingrobot · « **Reply #35 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »

truth

Watson · « **Reply #36 on:** August 04, 2009, 05:35:29 PM »

1. Yeah there is no way I would take Sneaux shoes for free. Even on the prospect of keeping them in the box and trying to sell them. Do you know how fucking hard it would be to sell a pair of Sneaux's for 10 bucks? Not worth the 10 bucks, that's how hard.

2. I'd fuck the shit out of Sophia Lauren in her prime, now, and even after she's fucking dead. She's hot.

3. I'd fuck that mess of plastic surgery too. I don't even know who she is, but she's probably a porn star so I bet I could get her to lick my ass.

4. I don't like cats, but I've never tortured them or turtles. Cigbeer just likes starting shit, and once again Newt not only am I dissapointed in our friendship that you could believe that I would do those things, but even after I told you I didn't you would make false accusations on a message board of all holy places. It hurts.

5. Boston Terriers are awesome.

Staygold703 · « **Reply #37 on:** August 04, 2009, 06:58:38 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on August 04, 2009, 09:58:03 AM

i'd rather fuck shards of glass.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #38 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:00:28 PM »

Quote from: Watson on August 04, 2009, 05:35:29 PM

1. Yeah there is no way I would take Sneaux shoes for free. Even on the prospect of keeping them in the box and trying to sell them. Do you know how fucking hard it would be to sell a pair of Sneaux's for 10 bucks? Not worth the 10 bucks, that's how hard.

2. I'd fuck the shit out of Sophia Lauren in her prime, now, and even after she's fucking dead. She's hot.

3. I'd fuck that mess of plastic surgery too. I don't even know who she is, but she's probably a porn star so I bet I could get her to lick my ass.

4. I don't like cats, but I've never tortured them or turtles. Cigbeer just likes starting shit, and once again Newt not only am I dissapointed in our friendship that you could believe that I would do those things, but even after I told you I didn't you would make false accusations on a message board of all holy places. It hurts.

5. Boston Terriers are awesome.

You did tell me to say the part about skewers though

Watson · « **Reply #39 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:03:42 PM »

Fuck you Judas!

kilgore. · « **Reply #40 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:05:06 PM »

for 20 grand, and 20 grand only......would you?

lighting · « **Reply #41 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:45:29 PM »

Giving or receiving?

Paper Crane · « **Reply #42 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:47:50 PM »

in your case, receiving.

lighting · « **Reply #43 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:49:21 PM »

Don't judge me.

EricLogan · « **Reply #44 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:58:54 PM »

Quote from: kilgore. on August 04, 2009, 07:05:06 PM

for 20 grand, and 20 grand only......would you?

you leave Marty out of this, he's a lovely fellow

All Hail Wu Welsh · « **Reply #45 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:09:18 PM »

Quote from: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 01:47:00 PM

Watson said he hated cats.

because watsons a smart man

stabbin · « **Reply #46 on:** August 04, 2009, 08:22:16 PM »

Quote from: All Hail Wu Welsh on August 04, 2009, 08:09:18 PM

Quote from: stabbin on August 04, 2009, 01:47:00 PM
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Watson said he hated cats.
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because watsons a smart man

You are both very evil humans.

Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace · « **Reply #47 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:16:41 PM »

Quote from: The Gipper on August 04, 2009, 02:01:56 PM

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on August 04, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
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How recent is that pic? If that's an accurate portrayal of her today, then yes.
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I think so, it seemed like the most recent one that I could find. Looks like she has dentures too.Imagine her taking them out for a bj: Gross visually, but the feeling would be awesome, like some nice tight inner labia clenching on your dick.

im going to put that on the top shelf of the spank bank

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #48 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:38:12 PM »

It would take quite a bit more than 20 grand for me to do that. I got my price, but its way higher than 20 g's. That's not even a year of chilling and doing nothing. Fuck that

Watson · « **Reply #49 on:** August 04, 2009, 09:45:13 PM »

Yeah dude, 20 grand isn't that much money. If you're some scrub who lives on your buddy's couch and scrounges change together for 40s and cheeseburgers, that's a lot of money. If you're a working man, then there's no way 20 grand is worth fucking any dude, much less that one.

lighting · « **Reply #50 on:** August 04, 2009, 10:50:41 PM »

When I see the voice of reason enter a room... I fucking run.

kilgore. · « **Reply #51 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:21:10 AM »

that was the stipulation, to if that is how low you'd stoop to fuck that guy. i'd bang him for 20 grand, honestly. i mean i wouldnt receive but i'd fuck him doggy style if he didn't moan or anything. i'd fake my orgasm, of course.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #52 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:32:31 AM »

For a free meal... would you?

kilgore. · « **Reply #53 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:37:51 AM »

if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #54 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:39:52 AM »

I boosted my breakfast at the airport I could probably boost another meal. I'm good.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #55 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:43:59 AM »

Quote from: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 12:37:51 AM

if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.

Buffet, sure. You gotta go down on her till she cums for the beer.

stabbin · « **Reply #56 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:46:55 AM »

"I have zero dollars to my name
i would fuck that dude for 20 grand, i swear on my life." - aim convo with kilgore

kilgore. · « **Reply #57 on:** August 05, 2009, 12:50:37 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on August 05, 2009, 12:43:59 AM

Quote from: kilgore. on August 05, 2009, 12:37:51 AM
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if it was a buffet and beer was involved fuck yeah i would, she looks over 40, i've never fucked a 40+ girl. i'd put her legs back and stick the shit out of her rotten pussy, eyes closed.
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Buffet, sure. You gotta go down on her till she cums for the beer.

oh my god, could i wear a scuba mask? she looks like she could release quiet a bit of juice that would even rival the gulf of mexico. man i'm gonna be honest and say i probably wouldnt go down on her for the beer, but the meal, sure why not? i get a buffet full of exquisite taste and the bragging rights of fucking a forty year old, of course i'd leave the fat as fuck part out of it but hey, nothing's perfect.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #58 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:05:33 AM »

What if you could get the beer in advance, but once you drank it, you had to go down on her? It might not be so bad, her fat layers probably would give her the appearance of having a gigantic outer labia. Sticking your head in it might have a soothing, back-to-the-womb effect.

stabbin · « **Reply #59 on:** August 05, 2009, 01:12:25 AM »

Quote from: The Gipper on August 05, 2009, 01:05:33 AM

What if you could get the beer in advance, but once you drank it, you had to go down on her? It might not be so bad, her fat layers probably would give her the appearance of having a gigantic outer labia. Sticking your head in it might have a soothing, back-to-the-womb effect.

You get him wasted in advance and it's a GO. I'm calling it.

Author Topic: Would You? (Read 5353 times)

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