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Re: Would You?
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2009, 01:17:08 AM »
well if i got the beer in advance, anythings possible. but on a sober tip, a gigantic outer labia isn't that attractive to me, mate. i mean i don't want my VAGINA lookin' like a wizards sleeve ya know? i'm almost certain i was hatched out the belly, so a dive into the vag head first wouldn't be very nostalgic for me. exciting, maybe. but to be honest i'd probably want to hit up the buffet once more. the sauceless pizza and countless chicken fingers are much more worth while to accompany than a fat 40 year old pussy hole, later in life i'd probably miss it though. i could see me and that vagina maybe forming a lennon/yoko ono bond though. peace would be my buffet. i dont know what i'm sayin' i'm drunk actually now. oh oh.
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2009, 01:22:41 AM »
Ok well how much money would it take for you to insert your man stick into this tremor like vagina?!
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You might not get your dick back...
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2009, 04:40:32 AM »
"uniquesexygirls"?

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2009, 08:10:51 AM »
Kill me.
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2009, 10:16:28 AM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2009, 10:41:56 AM »
303 is a fag, i saw him sniffin cotg's dick rag

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2009, 10:49:44 AM »
how do you even pronounce 'sneaux'

sneyooks? snawks? or is it in french? snéaux? sneyow?

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2009, 10:55:11 AM »
how do you even pronounce 'sneaux'

sneyooks? snawks? or is it in french? snéaux? sneyow?

Snow. They're trying to be witty.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #68 on: August 06, 2009, 12:54:24 AM »
I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #69 on: August 06, 2009, 01:40:26 AM »
I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.

she's 90?

Fuck!  She's hot.

Imagine her vag looking like the one above,... eeeew
what? where? why? huh?

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #70 on: August 06, 2009, 02:09:10 AM »
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I would tear up Sophia Lorens pussy  she is fucking banging for a 90 year old.
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she's 90?

Fuck!  She's hot.

Imagine her vag looking like the one above,... eeeew

nah She's 74 but you get it...

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #71 on: August 06, 2009, 07:54:17 AM »
sophia loren would get it. for real.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #72 on: August 06, 2009, 02:26:26 PM »
would you?
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #73 on: August 06, 2009, 02:28:49 PM »
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Re: Would You?
« Reply #74 on: August 06, 2009, 06:11:37 PM »

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Re: Would You?
« Reply #75 on: August 06, 2009, 06:36:11 PM »
I'd do everyone you guys posted.