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UFC?
« on: August 06, 2009, 12:36:48 AM »
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Re: UFC?
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 06:22:41 AM »
UFC and all the variants were awesome when it was all about slugging people without any padding and snapping dudes in half, but now everyone's a jujitsu expert and fights (though technically demanding and strategic and shit), everything's boring. Fights used to be brutal, but now they're like Greco-Roman wrestlers... which I'm not knocking, I'l just rather see fists breaking teeth and the like.

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 06:37:00 AM »
i just hate all that tapout bullshit

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 08:18:10 AM »
Like you didn't want to eat a steak after you saw this last month.





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Re: UFC?
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 09:14:51 AM »
that was dope i just ate a pork chop too

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 10:04:08 AM »
The pork chop is the feminine version of the steak.

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 11:05:16 AM »
ufc has turned all the kooks around here into tribal tattoo having, mohawk rocking, coked out yelling nutjobs. fuck you UFC, you are worse than wrestling.
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Re: UFC?
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 11:45:52 AM »
There is nothing wrong with pro wrestling.

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2009, 12:40:41 PM »
I love the ad they have on slap
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Re: UFC?
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2009, 12:44:32 PM »
I hate watching it, but I love calling it Ultimate fighting just to piss off its fans who will always tell me that it's called MMA. It's like calling bladers bladers when they wanted to be called in-line skaters.
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Re: UFC?
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 01:10:40 PM »
UFC and all the variants were awesome when it was all about slugging people without any padding and snapping dudes in half, but now everyone's a jujitsu expert and fights (though technically demanding and strategic and shit), everything's boring. Fights used to be brutal, but now they're like Greco-Roman wrestlers... which I'm not knocking, I'l just rather see fists breaking teeth and the like.

Yeah, it was cool at the beginning when the fighters were mismatched in size and skill.

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Re: UFC?
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 07:15:25 PM »
ufc has turned all the kooks around here into tribal tattoo having, mohawk rocking, coked out yelling nutjobs. fuck you UFC, you are worse than wrestling.
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Re: UFC?
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 08:38:14 PM »
I fucking hate UFC and everyone that is associated with it.