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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #30 on: August 14, 2009, 03:44:41 PM »
He was so lame. He made fun of dr newton 2.0 and then did the exact same thing. He's a fucking herb.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #31 on: August 14, 2009, 05:18:39 PM »
^ Same thing? What Newton 2.0 did was live as a pile of human trash
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #32 on: August 14, 2009, 05:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Ben Throttle on August 14, 2009, 07:55:26 AM
I think the real SLAP bouncer is the man known collectively as Jesse. His brooding anger and disgust for the middle-aged vegan was very entertaining to read

dude is a pussy cat, I should post the picture I have hanging on my wall of me and him hanging out at Wallenberg.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #33 on: August 14, 2009, 06:06:08 PM »
art newt was a fraud and all around terrible poster
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #34 on: August 14, 2009, 06:19:23 PM »
Who?  Sorry i'm new
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #35 on: August 14, 2009, 06:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Anti Krooked on August 14, 2009, 06:19:23 PM
Who?  Sorry i'm new
Sorry. It will take too much explaination. You know that dental plan thing?
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #36 on: August 14, 2009, 06:55:44 PM »
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Sorry. It will take too much explaination. You know that dental plan thing?

hahahah but yeah i do
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #37 on: August 14, 2009, 08:00:21 PM »
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Sorry. It will take too much explaination. You know that dental plan thing?
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hahahah but yeah i do
Ok. Well, this has nothing to do with that, so get it out of your head.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #38 on: August 14, 2009, 08:02:26 PM »
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Sorry. It will take too much explaination. You know that dental plan thing?
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hahahah but yeah i do
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Ok. Well, this has nothing to do with that, so get it out of your head.

uh what?
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #39 on: August 14, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »
I liked the artistic, photoshopping Art Newt, not the threatening "I will post your personal infomation if I don't like you" Newt.  It's like he went through some sort of metamorphosis.  Ultimately (and ironically), Perfect Cock ended up using Newt's own weapons against him.

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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #40 on: August 14, 2009, 08:34:04 PM »
Quote from: TheFifthColumn on August 14, 2009, 08:29:16 PM
I liked the artistic, photoshopping Art Newt, not the threatening "I will post your personal infomation if I don't like you" Newt.  It's like he went through some sort of metamorphosis.  Ultimately (and ironically), Perfect Cock ended up using Newt's own weapons against him.



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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2009, 09:00:56 PM »
With the Dental Plan combination, FUUUU thread and Doctor Newton expose, he made this place way better than he made it worse.

He should come back
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2009, 09:34:47 PM »
Quote from: frisco on August 14, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
With the Dental Plan combination, FUUUU thread and Doctor Newton expose, he made this place way better than he made it worse.

He should come back
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #43 on: August 15, 2009, 07:27:13 AM »
baby come back
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #44 on: August 15, 2009, 08:56:08 AM »
Quote from: frisco on August 14, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
he made this place way better than he made it worse.

Agreed.  Especially when you take into account that fact that he contributed so many original photoshops and put so much effort into his posts.  But then Perfection had to ruin everything:

Quote from: Perfect Cock on August 06, 2009, 07:47:34 PM
Phase 2 complete.

The Doctor Newton account is gone.

Artistic/wacky/funny photoshops >>>>>>> juvenile "I'm going to gross you out" photoshops.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2009, 10:07:05 AM »
There was nothing funny about any of his posts EVER
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2009, 12:14:27 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Newton on August 15, 2009, 10:07:05 AM
There was nothing funny about any of his posts EVER

There is nothing you post that is worth reading EVER

Seriously, you should go KYS immediately to make the world a better place.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2009, 12:18:12 PM »
Dental plan
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2009, 12:32:53 PM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2009, 12:47:29 PM »
He's got my vote.
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2009, 01:19:44 PM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2009, 01:43:51 PM »
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Sorry. It will take too much explaination. You know that dental plan thing?
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hahahah but yeah i do
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uh what?

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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2009, 02:19:32 PM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2009, 12:37:34 AM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2009, 12:40:36 AM »
Lisa a besoin d'un appareil orthodontique
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
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« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2009, 03:37:21 AM »
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Re: Petition for the return of SLAP bouncer aka Art Newt
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2009, 04:25:16 AM »
Lisa a besoin d'un appareil orthodontique

(come back art)
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