worst school story

[Gnarwhal]

i knew this one teacher who would constantly mess with kids, her punishment sometimes for kids was when they were talkin in class they would have to sit on her lap.  one kid was so fed up with her so he punched her in the face and set her to the hospital with a broken nose and cheekbone.  so funny cuz the lady was an ass and she was crying and blood just kept dripping from her nose.  and the kid who did it got in no trouble because everyone in my class told the cops she fell and hit her nose on her desk.  And she just kept screamin  noooo he punched me but they locked her in a mental facility for a while

[skate_bored]

i think i have to call bullshit on that one. but, part of me believes you...

[Bipsmound]

There was this dirty greasy teacher I had in grade 7.  He looked like a drunk hybrid between Jack Nicholson, Christopher Lloyd, and Sam the Eagle from the Muppets.  The rumor was that he got suspended for a bit because he did something sexual and inappropriate with one of his students.  I knew for a fact that he got suspended for something, but that's what the kids would say about him in the schoolyard.

Anyways, when I was in his class, there was this one girl in the class with big knockers.  She was pretty gnarly looking, flabby with acne and what have you, but she sprung some melons pretty early.  Well, this teacher, we'll call him Mr. Wrong, would just stare at these fun bags the whole class.  He'd do shit like walk over beside her desk, drop a pen on the floor, bend over and pick it up just to be near the titties.  

I haven't really thought about it much since then, but seeing him all gnarred out and visibly sweaty over this girl's tits was pretty damn disturbing.  Go get em, Hansen.

[Ben Throttle]

This is more like the best school story but whatever. My friend who was raised and taught to be a trapeze artist got drunk and jumped out of the second story window in the upper part of my highschool during class and then ran to the end of the field over towards the playground and only a few of the kids in the class witnessed it. The teacher obviously wasn't paying attention. He bummed around town for a bit smoking chigs and then returned to school at the end of the day for his Off-School-Suspension. This motherfucker got drunk, jumped out a window and then earned himself a week long vacation pretty much. I need to do something like that this year

[Bobbito]

This one teacher in my school was always known for being a weirdo (i.e, basically humping on his desk while teaching, being all over chicks, hauking loogies like hes cumming). When I was a senior which was like 4 to 5 years after all these rumors were going, he got caught with lady porn. Funny thing is he lived across the fence from the high school soccer field so he had to relocate and I think faced some time.

Back to the humping the desk thing, my friends who actually had him as a teacher used to chalk his desk so when he'd walk around he'd have soo much chalk all over his pants it was great.

[Paper Crane]

just as i'm getting used to being punked by sophomores, i'd finally been able to be at ease as a freshman in high school. i remember going to a physical science class every morning for my first class. my teacher had immigrated to the u.s. about three years ago and still tried to grasp a steady arm at the english language. many assholes made fun of this woman due to her speech. i think she'd come from hungary to teach. she spoke a lot about chernobyl and it's effects for a couple of days. it was a rainy thursday and i'd just gotten to school about 10 minutes late. i'd broken a bearing on the way to school which held me up a couple. so it's 8am or whatever and a crowd is just standing around the portable classroom. i look to my left and a stretcher was being carried to the classroom by a couple of medics. some chic that'd been in my class was crying and i wondered what the fuck was going on. that's when i see the principal help drag out the biggest douche in my class crying out of his mind. you see, my teacher had a really bad cough for a couple of days and the dude always cracked jokes about her accent and how she ate a pack of frahs and that's why she coughed like hell. apparently this dude was having a breakdown because he'd seen the teacher sleeping on her desk, talked mad shit, then pimp slapped her a bit on the back of her head. no response. died of heart failure.

[Nic]

In 8th grade our vice principal, Mrs. McDole, was a dick for no reason at all. One day I guess she said something that really offended my friend Matt so he went home and made a fake myspace about her and named it Mrs. McMole, she had this huge hairy mole right on her chin. After a few weeks her kid found out and she called the police and they figured out it was him. I guess she was crying and shit in the office when they called him in and he laughed in her face. The sad part is Matt got moved back a grade. I mean he wasn't the smartest kid, but he had a C average. We all know it was because of the myspace page and his parents tried to defend him but she still moved him back. Now he sells weed in Rhode Island.

[redrum]

maybe not the worst to start off with, but our Science teacher in 7th and 8th grade seemed to always be trying to chat up the
good looking chicks in class. He either got fired or left the school after we finished 8th grade, but  remember there were rumors
of him doing the same thing in other classes. Kinda disturbing considering he was probably 35 or so years older and had a lisp.

[Hobo.Joe]

Back in 7th Grade (so my classmates and i were 12 or something) i had a teacher named Mr. Gallegin. He was a real piece of shit and use to skeez out on all the girls in my class and one time he told a girl, in front of my whole class, that he had a dream about her and when he woke up he was all wet. She told her parents and they were ripshit.

[TapLuxiferfet]

I made a teacher cry in elementary school and high school but those stories aren't interesting.

[frisco]

I used to ask my 9th grade english teacher out on dates, same teacher had granola bars whipped at her head, she gave out a really hard test and she stepped out to the washroom, my friend literally threw the tests out the window into a nearby trash can, she was fired a week later..

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

I had a teacher called Ms. Chokesondick but I called her Ms. Makesmesick!

[Prison Wallet]

I had a scummy 5th grade teacher that had mad itchy nuts. His go-to move was to set up on the desk like a tripod, leaning his body over the desk, two hands on the desk propping himself up, itching his nuts on the corner. It was constant.

A teacher I once worked with got arrested soliciting sex from an undercover officer at a public park bathroom late at night. He also was charged with indecent exposure which means he dropped his pants for the cop. A friend of mine who's in law enforcement told me they've got a unit of cops where all they do is crack down on the gay sex trade in public parks. So cops go out undercover and pose as gay prostitutes, then get the dudes into the bathroom and have them pull down their pants so they can arrest them on both soliciting and indecent exposure. Gnarly.

[angryfacedman]

A teacher I had back in fourth grade or something would always have a boner. Like in the beginng of the class he didn't have one, but when the class was almost over he had a boner lying down his pants. Creeped me out.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

I had a scummy 5th grade teacher that had mad itchy nuts. His go-to move was to set up on the desk like a tripod, leaning his body over the desk, two hands on the desk propping himself up, itching his nuts on the corner. It was constant.

A teacher I once worked with got arrested soliciting sex from an undercover officer at a public park bathroom late at night. He also was charged with indecent exposure which means he dropped his pants for the cop. A friend of mine who's in law enforcement told me they've got a unit of cops where all they do is crack down on the gay sex trade in public parks. So cops go out undercover and pose as gay prostitutes, then get the dudes into the bathroom and have them pull down their pants so they can arrest them on both soliciting and indecent exposure. Gnarly.

I believe that is the focus of the movie Entrapment.

[yeah dude!]

One of the funniest/worst things I ever heard... a kid I know had a french class and every day when they walked in they would have to greet the teacher with 'Bonjour'. I wouldn't say this kid was dumb be he certainly didn't give a fuck and I guess his teacher, who was pregnant with her first child, was always on his case. Anyway, one day he walks in and says 'Bongure' giving the french pronunciation no effort whatsoever and his teacher said "Tucker, I bet you couldn't pass 3rd grade English" and he responded with "That's ok, I bet you're gonna have a miscarriage".

I still feel bad that I find that so funny.

[PFIASB]

in 7th grade

my friend came to school baked with marijuana breath

someone drew a penis on our gay gym teachers door (covered the whole thing)

found a deusch and chased eachother around with it

[angryfacedman]

One of the funniest/worst things I ever heard... a kid I know had a french class and every day when they walked in they would have to greet the teacher with 'Bonjour'. I wouldn't say this kid was dumb be he certainly didn't give a fuck and I guess his teacher, who was pregnant with her first child, was always on his case. Anyway, one day he walks in and says 'Bongure' giving the french pronunciation no effort whatsoever and his teacher said "Tucker, I bet you couldn't pass 3rd grade English" and he responded with "That's ok, I bet you're gonna have a miscarriage".
I still feel bad that I find that so funny.

AHAHHAHAHA fuck, that made me laugh so hard!

[RDLoc]

When I was in grade ten I punched my bus driver out cause he was pushing me with his leg, I didn't even care that I got in shit because I wasn't allowed to ride the bus to school anymore so I got to drive and my mom paid for my gas

My younger brother also in grade ten I think because they both dropped out in grade 11, anyways him and his friends would play that game off waiting when you show your nuts in creative ways, he went to pull the "brain" on his friend and when he turned around his teacher was there, so he flashed his teacher his nuts and got a week in school suspension

A friend of my nut showing brother once took a shit in a box and put it down the really skinny hallway that led to the cafeteria, people still call him shit box or poop box, 5 years later

[EricLogan]

When I was in 3rd grade, my teacher told me I was stupid, and that I wouldn't ammount to anything. In highschool, I was constantly behind on credits. I don't think I even got any credits my freshman year, I showed up as to not get bitched out by my parents, and slept through all my classes. By 11th grade I was officially a year+ behind on credits and was "held back". I eventually had to bust my ass to graduate even a year late taking like 18 classes between two semesters, and when I graduated, they put my photo and name in the junior section anyway.

Either school always sucked, or I always sucked at school. Either way I fucking hated it. I get irate thinking how much of everyones time would have been saved if I could have just skated or done art for all those years until I was old enough to work.

[Rafiki]

In 8th I pissed ina garbage can and got suspended for 10 days

[jack burton]

one time a kid hung himself from the bleachers near the track. thats about all i got.

[odp]

the vice principal from hell, Mrs. Cappiello, who was in my middle school, and transferred to my high school was an evil, evil cunt. This broad was in her 50s, super tanned out, fake blonde hair, tits hanging out, short mini skirts, just wicked gnarly. She used to get on us about skating, telling us we'd never amount to anything, this that and everything else, always trying to get us in trouble. When she'd let the athlete dudes get outta trouble by doing "community service" in her office after school. Shit was bogus. But anyways, to make a long story short, she got popped for messing around wth a student and didn't get in trouble! So, time goes on any everyone knows this, always giving her shit and she'd go spaz. Now, shit, i've been outta high school for going on 7 years now, and just last month i read in the local paper that she got popped for DUI and hit a student with her car. Bwhahahah, dumb bitch.

[popeyesfriedchicken]

one time our ninth grade p.e. class was about to go swimming but there were a bunch of floating "snicker bars" in the deep end.  aka logs of shit.  that made my day.

classes changed once and an entire hall smelled like weed because some black kids smoked in there.

best story that i had a part of:  after lunch every day i had computer programming class.  i would always have to take a gnarly shit halfway into the class.  i would take a huge shit on the floor in the stall but two days in a row the janitor would manage to clean it up before class change so nobody would see it.  the third day i did it i guess the janitor said fuck it.  classes changed and there were hundreds of kids laughing their asses off at the huge pile of shit on the floor in the bathroom.  the next morning on the morning announcements the principal said that if anyone knew who was "defecating" on the floor in the boy's bathroom to let her know.  my friend laramie who knew and said it looked the equivalent of a small baby never told.  it was the funniest shit ever. 

[HoneyBear]

When i was in 8th grade one of my brother,s high school friend brought a BB gun to school and everyone went apeshit cause they thought it was real.Apparently he wanted to shoot some black kid for stealing his girlfriend.He ran awway from school and the cops were looking for him and he was gone for like 6 hours and he was only a block away in a gas station bathroom.What a fucktard.

[kilgore.]

not fully understanding the joke i dont think, in 7th grade i asked my teacher "do you have any mexican in you?" she responded "no" i then said "do you want some?" the whole class was laughing and she was rather shocked, i got sent to counseling after that one.

[Anti Krooked]

this isnt actually a worst story but this happened a couple days ago, but for my freshman year i took the chinese language class and the rumour around school is that she is an illegal immigrant who fled out of coastal china, she barely knows english or should i say "engrish" .
get this, she only knows one american cuss word and thats hell.  so this kid, we'll call him mongo, is hella pissed off and since he could be partially regular is failing the class.  so when mrs. tse gives him his average, a low F, he flips out and says fuck you and this class,  mrs. tse not understanding says how sweet rove you too.

[TapLuxiferfet]

I actually had my English teacher, read my poem in front of the class.

[Des Esseintes]

Our school had it's own radio station that would broadcast music during lunch and have kids do the morning announcements.

One time, this indian lad was spelling out the usual "don't shit in the urinals" bollocks when all of a sudden we heard "PAKI!" out of every speaker in school.

Apparently some semi-regular friend of mine thought it'd be a good idea to sneak round the back and shout abuse through the window.

[Gnarwhal]

this isnt actually a worst story but this happened a couple days ago, but for my freshman year i took the chinese language class and the rumour around school is that she is an illegal immigrant who fled out of coastal china, she barely knows english or should i say "engrish" .
get this, she only knows one american cuss word and thats hell.  so this kid, we'll call him mongo, is hella pissed off and since he could be partially regular is failing the class.  so when mrs. tse gives him his average, a low F, he flips out and says fuck you and this class,  mrs. tse not understanding says how sweet rove you too.

ha my chinese class was awesome.  whenever the dude would walk down the desk rows and people would take markers and write on his back while he was walking.  and in class instead of work sometimes he showed us clips of his favorite youtube videos and stuff like that