Author Topic: Shoplifting (Read 8624 times)

HoneyBear · « **on:** August 30, 2009, 05:30:56 PM »

What's the most expensive they you've ever shoplifted?
What's the most stupid thing you've ever shoplifted.
What have you've been caught shoplifting?

jack burton · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »

i LIBERATED two boards from a ron jons one time. one of the dumbest things ive ever done.

Cthulhu! · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:51:24 PM »

I have a job. So, nothing.

skate_bored · « **Reply #3 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:52:14 PM »

i think stealing is pretty....lame. i mean, theres situations where you might take something small from work maybe, or you need _____ to survive so you steal it. but those kids who are relentless and steal constantly and lots of shit are just stupid and i hope they get caught.

Tarquin · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:56:31 PM »

I stole a stapler from college because it was made by a company called Rapesco. Stupid I know.

kilgore. · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2009, 05:57:31 PM »

i steal about as much as i can. i got caught once for stealing a used morrissey cd, that was a funny story actually.

IRAK UBUY.

RightCoastBiased · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:02:28 PM »

I'll only steal things from large companies and never anything major. If I go into a grocery store or a walgreens I'll grab a drink when I first come in and finish it before I leave. I'll do the same with food, but nothing more. Getting arrested for stealing some stupid shit isn't worth it.

1992 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:04:00 PM »

Rusto,beer,magazines and mean streaks.

Ben Throttle · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:04:24 PM »

I took a skateboard from the local youth center once when i was drunk. Really lame and asshole like thing to do but whatever, were all assholes sometimes. I wish islands (Sam Salganik) still posted here so he could speak on this stealing story he was involved in. Pretty craze...
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/22/nyregion/thecity/22feat.html?pagewanted=all

able · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:10:27 PM »

When I was 17 I used to steal condoms all the time. When I was 20 I stole tons of beer from supermarkets. I'd wear a sweatshirt and stuff 24 ounce cans in the sleeves. I started getting cocky. I went in and out of the same store 3 times in 5 minutes stealing beer and there was a damn cop parked in front of it. As summer came it looked more and more suspicious to wear a sweatshirt in 90 degree weather. I was eventually caught on camera and chased through the parking lot. I got lucky and got away. Looking back It was pretty dumb. When you've got something like theft on your record you're pretty much fucked in the job market. I've never shoplifted since.

camel filters · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:16:29 PM »

i worked at active. stole. i dont work at active anymore.

BriDen · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:21:12 PM »

I stopped stealing a while ago, but I'd say about 70% of all my clothes.

One of my friends stole a $70 hat from some high-end mall store because he couldn't get it back on the mannequin's head. He just walked out with it and gave it to me.

Watson · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:25:09 PM »

I used to steal stuff all the time. One time in like grade 7 or something I stole a stack of the slips the teachers would give you to get supplies from the school office, and I learned to forge my teacher's signature. One time I went into the supply office with a duffel bag and filled it to the max with paper, markers, pens, etc., etc. I used to draw lots so I used it.

I also got caught stealing porn from a local gas station when I was in grade 9 or something. I used to stick them in the waistband of my pants and cover them with my shirt. Fake sick, stay home from school, go steal some porn mags, buy a grape pop, and then stay home all day, eat popcorn, watch Welcome Back Kotter and whack my teenage dick off. Stole lots of mags from them before I got caught.

I used to steal a sandwich from 7-11 every single Saturday when I was drunk getting late night snacks. Stopped that awhile ago. Now the only thing I steal is every time I get groceries from Safeway I eat 5, exactly 5 chocolate covered almonds from the bulk bin. Every time.

CigaretteBeer · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:29:16 PM »

I like putting alcohol into a hole I cut into a thick jacket of mine. I once pretty much lived off of stealing. I'd throw steaks and booze in this hole I cut into a green puffy Toy Machine jacket. Occasionally I would even purchase something cheap with the goods in my jacket.

Once I got caught stealing a case of beer by these big mean black men that worked at Winco, that kept yelling as they pinned me down "aint no one steal from Winco! Nu uh son, you don steeeaaal from waaancooo" . I was mildly drunk, the cops came, let me go because they probably felt in some way the white race would advance and the black race would be set back.

Also I used to steal whiskey and boxes of wine from grocery stores. The key to stealing alcohol from a grocery store is to do it when it's busy, and walk out like you own it. I once made the mistake of stealing wine when it was around 1 a.m. from a Vons and this guy chased me as I ran out of the store and into my friends car.

Sleazy · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:38:10 PM »

i used to steal a lot of booze and cigarettes in jr high. i had a fanny pack that held liquid that was for snow skiing (this was before snow boarding was even out) and i'd wear it backwards under a jacket in the grocery stores and grab a bottle vodka or some thing and fill fanny pack then head off to whatever was going on. other kids quickly followed suite and all the partys and stuff were way better after that. parents pretty much hated me.

CeeyMar · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:48:06 PM »

I was flying home from Edmonton and had a 4 hour layover in Toronto. It was really early in the morning like 9 a.m. and I was broke and starving, so I walked into the little convenience store and slipped a king sized snickers up my sleeve. I walked to the chips and held my board to my side and the chips in between the board and my body. I always steal a shit ton of candy when I'm high too, only when I'm broke though...never when I have money.

Nancy Chin The Manicurist · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2009, 06:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Ben Throttle on August 30, 2009, 06:04:24 PM

I took a skateboard from the local youth center once when i was drunk. Really lame and asshole like thing to do but whatever, were all assholes sometimes. I wish islands (Sam Salganik) still posted here so he could speak on this stealing story he was involved in. Pretty craze...
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/05/22/nyregion/thecity/22feat.html?pagewanted=all

damn..that whole story was pretty fucked.

Off topic: Ryan McGinley is fuckin rad.

Hola · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:03:51 PM »

in high school i tried to steal a steak from the grocery store and the butcher caught me. i pulled a big expensive steak out of my pants in front of tons of people, it was funny

sheboyganheadben · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:07:53 PM »

last summer on a daily basis i would goto the king soopers and get a pound of spicy fried chicken and walk out. i have this indian homie who suffers pretty bad from anxiety. we were doin a lot of day drinkin around this time and one day we were drunk and my homie didnt have any money and was hungry so you know i told him what to do. anyways dude must have looked really sketch and got caught and banned from king soopers. hes still sketched out to go in there. i guess it got to me too though because i havent stolen any chicken since. figure i had a good run acquiring well over 100 dollars worth of some bomb ass fried chicken. also as i leave my teens behind, nearing in on 20, i feel like it would be really foolish to get caught stealing. in middleschool we'd always get high and steal shit from the shell by the skatepark in sheboygan.

Watson · « **Reply #19 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:11:28 PM »

Quote from: cigarettebeer on August 30, 2009, 06:29:16 PM

"aint no one steal from Winco! Nu uh son, you don steeeaaal from waaancooo"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

brent · « **Reply #20 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:12:41 PM »

not technically shoplifting, but the other night i climbed over the fence of a hotel that was closing down and i got a perfect leather chair, a lamp and some framed art shit
they also had a lot of mattresses that i was gonna take and put on craigslist but i don't have a truck so i couldn't steal those

anblue · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2009, 07:15:35 PM »

i used to date a girl who would carry huge purses with scissors in them and id have her cut tags and stuff pants and shirts in it, one time i did get caught stealing from a meijer, it was a box of condoms the guys who caught me couldnt stop laughing and were pretty cool about it

Carrolls Chesthairs · « **Reply #22 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:14:08 PM »

shoe swap at zumiez
bunch of shirts and hard goods from there too

get it in while you can if you're under 18

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #23 on:** August 30, 2009, 08:58:21 PM »

Get a job you fucking shitbags.

heckler · « **Reply #24 on:** August 30, 2009, 09:13:32 PM »

Just a magazine, just once.

RightCoastBiased · « **Reply #25 on:** August 30, 2009, 09:27:18 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on August 30, 2009, 08:58:21 PM

Get a job you fucking shitbags.

Get a shit bag you job.

Prison Wallet · « **Reply #26 on:** August 30, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »

What's the shoe swap?

I think stealing is pretty shitty and I never do it. The closest I get is looting antiquities from other people's property. And sometimes using a tool from Home Depot once and returning it.

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #27 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:10:21 PM »

Quote from: frank gerwer's nose on August 30, 2009, 09:13:32 PM

Just a magazine, just once.

My friend used to go to borders and rip out the pictures he liked from skate mags.
I'll grab a little thing or two from the bulk isle, but that isn't much.
When I was like 10 my friend and I had a game to see who could shoplift the most condoms. I don't even think I fully understood what a condom even was. I just knew it had to do with sex and that getting caught would be fucked. It was mostly for the thrill. Funny thing about it, I always kept the condoms, and eventually my dad found my stash. He was blown away that his 10 year old son felt the need to have several dozen condoms hidden away.

PFIASB · « **Reply #28 on:** August 30, 2009, 10:18:24 PM »

7 years ago at summer camp i used to steal peoples pokemon/yugioh cards. i'd steal 5 and trade them the next day for a good card

Gomez · « **Reply #29 on:** August 30, 2009, 11:55:43 PM »

Quote from: Prison Wallet on August 30, 2009, 09:54:31 PM

What's the shoe swap?

I think stealing is pretty shitty and I never do it. The closest I get is looting antiquities from other people's property. And sometimes using a tool from Home Depot once and returning it.

put your shoes into the shoe box then put on the new ones and walk out with them on.

used to steal mini dv tapes from walmart, shit's expensive.

Author Topic: Shoplifting (Read 8624 times)

HoneyBear

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