I used to steal stuff all the time. One time in like grade 7 or something I stole a stack of the slips the teachers would give you to get supplies from the school office, and I learned to forge my teacher's signature. One time I went into the supply office with a duffel bag and filled it to the max with paper, markers, pens, etc., etc. I used to draw lots so I used it.
I also got caught stealing porn from a local gas station when I was in grade 9 or something. I used to stick them in the waistband of my pants and cover them with my shirt. Fake sick, stay home from school, go steal some porn mags, buy a grape pop, and then stay home all day, eat popcorn, watch Welcome Back Kotter and whack my teenage dick off. Stole lots of mags from them before I got caught.
I used to steal a sandwich from 7-11 every single Saturday when I was drunk getting late night snacks. Stopped that awhile ago. Now the only thing I steal is every time I get groceries from Safeway I eat 5, exactly 5 chocolate covered almonds from the bulk bin. Every time.