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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #60 on: September 02, 2009, 12:19:08 AM »
when i was a novice beer drinker i didn't like all sorts of beer, and that's all i can think about more thank half of the posts in this thread.

I'm not saying Budlight is a good beer, or that Coors is a good beer, but by no means are they close to the worst beers. They're easy to drink and inexpensive. Myself, on a regular drinking day/all night affiar, i prefer good old Budweiser.

I will, however drink just about any beers, but there are beers (not malt liquor) that aren't so hot and lead to headaches, these are:

milwaukees best
red dog
that chinese shit someone posted on the first page
busch light
Miller light
bud ice
yeung ling (of all sorts)

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« Reply #61 on: September 02, 2009, 07:54:20 AM »
natty light is the worst for sure.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #62 on: September 02, 2009, 08:09:00 AM »
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see i don't mind the regular budweiser chelada.  that bud light shit is not meant for men.
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You like bud chelada but don't like dead guy, what beer does a person like you enjoy?

not that i don't enjoy dead guy, i just really hate what it does to me the next day.  bud chelada isn't something i like, i just don't mind it.  there's a brewery up in sackets harbor ny that makes my favorite beer.  it's war of 1812.  http://www.1812ale.com/.  victory hop wallop is good too.

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« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2010, 12:27:48 PM »


it's not so much that this beer tastes like a shittier version of tecate, as it is that it only has 3.2% alcohol content. primo is the same way, i think they are both classified as light island lagers or something.  anyway, it's just too much liquid to have to put in your body to get drunk.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2010, 12:38:40 PM »
7-11 brand beer.  Fucking awful.


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« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2010, 12:42:59 PM »
red dog is pretty nasty.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #66 on: June 23, 2010, 12:50:20 PM »
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« Reply #67 on: June 23, 2010, 12:56:43 PM »

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #68 on: June 23, 2010, 12:58:03 PM »

The worst beer besides 211, which makes you smell like you're homeless.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #69 on: June 23, 2010, 02:56:09 PM »
the price people are willing to pay for corona in australia is truly astounding to me.

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« Reply #70 on: June 23, 2010, 03:04:49 PM »

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #71 on: June 23, 2010, 03:17:35 PM »
 

Worst shit ever.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #72 on: June 23, 2010, 04:11:34 PM »
my friend's dad drinks this and it tastes like really watered-down coke
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #73 on: June 23, 2010, 04:22:07 PM »



Ugh.
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« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2010, 04:24:55 PM »



Ugh.

i've heard about Canadians drinking that shit.  makes me want to fucking puke
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #75 on: June 23, 2010, 05:08:57 PM »

The worst beer besides 211, which makes you smell like you're homeless.



Okay, gameday isn't as bad as this shit: at least when I was wasted that one time. Beer 30 ice is literally one of the very few beers I just couldn't drink. Besides that you guys are crazy, Milwaukee Beast is a solid cheap beer in my opinion.

Fuck this, I'm going back to the good beer thread.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #76 on: June 23, 2010, 05:25:58 PM »
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #77 on: June 23, 2010, 05:32:42 PM »

The worst beer besides 211, which makes you smell like you're homeless.


i happen to enjoy 40s of 211 and smelling like im homeless thank you very much.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #78 on: June 23, 2010, 06:03:47 PM »
flying dog. that shit tastes like perfume.
Flying dog turns into flying food.  That shit made me puke and I didn't even drink that much of it.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #79 on: June 23, 2010, 06:47:36 PM »


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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #80 on: June 23, 2010, 06:55:02 PM »


ojo malo, worse than hard liqour and will make you the meanest son of a bitch ever.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #81 on: June 23, 2010, 07:24:08 PM »
i like almost every beer, but damn HATE! arrogant bastard and double bastard are definitely up there for me in making me want to hurl land
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« Reply #82 on: June 23, 2010, 09:18:34 PM »
THIS.  It's the only beer I've really disliked.  Tastes like shit.  My brother-in-law drinks it.  It's just terrible.

my friend's dad drinks this and it tastes like really watered-down coke


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« Reply #83 on: June 23, 2010, 09:43:48 PM »
original coors "the banquet beer" is by far the worst beer ever.  the local liquor stores sells six packs of sixteen ounce cans for four bucks cause no one buys it, but the worst part is that at a lot of place it's priced like bud or tecate. why anyone would buy coors even at a steep discount is beyond me.  
I wish I had known about this.

Bud Light, Natty Light, and Keystone are by far my least favorite but will drink them if handed to me.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #84 on: June 23, 2010, 10:11:56 PM »
I don't like cream stouts, I tried Sam Adams' version of it and was so bummed because I spent the last of my money on it. Because of that I've rarely ventured into any beer with a hint of dairy in it, like coffee porters, which I really want to try. I'm entirely with HATE! on the no clear or green bottles aside from New Castle. & Michelob Ultra. I have never tasted it, because I know better. The cheapest shit I'll drink is OE High Gravity, only because it's a guaranteed plaster-maker.
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« Reply #85 on: June 23, 2010, 10:19:09 PM »
miller light

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« Reply #86 on: June 23, 2010, 10:20:38 PM »
bud light is terrible, but i can dig this stuff


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« Reply #87 on: June 23, 2010, 11:55:05 PM »
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original coors "the banquet beer" is by far the worst beer ever.  the local liquor stores sells six packs of sixteen ounce cans for four bucks cause no one buys it, but the worst part is that at a lot of place it's priced like bud or tecate. why anyone would buy coors even at a steep discount is beyond me.  
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I wish I had known about this.

Bud Light, Natty Light, and Keystone are by far my least favorite but will drink them if handed to me.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #88 on: June 24, 2010, 02:34:47 AM »
Budweiser fucks up everything with the exception of that lime thing being okay.
Coors is another drink I can live without.
Molson Canadian is a disgrace to Canadian beer.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #89 on: June 24, 2010, 05:48:11 AM »
Yeah I'm kinda pissed that budweiser sponsored the world cup--hardly a worldly beer.

I just remembered this girl giving me one of these one time--absolutely the worst shit, almost didn't post it because calling it beer is a sin: