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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #90 on: June 24, 2010, 07:24:19 AM »

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #91 on: June 24, 2010, 07:25:33 AM »
Light beer sucks and heineken is one of the worst!

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« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2010, 08:02:36 PM »
This might be a silly question, but what the fuck actually is "light" beer? We don't have that shit over here. At least I don't think we do.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #93 on: June 28, 2010, 05:04:10 AM »
'Light' is just slang for gay.
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« Reply #94 on: June 28, 2010, 05:23:46 AM »
It has less calories and alcohol content, making taste watered down and pretty much the equivalent of diet soda.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #95 on: June 28, 2010, 11:57:31 AM »
pretty much all light beer sucks ass.  the only one thats half way decent is amstel. 

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #96 on: June 28, 2010, 02:14:03 PM »
tastes like dirty dishwater...


this is terrible, too....


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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #97 on: June 28, 2010, 05:30:49 PM »
It has less calories and alcohol content, making taste watered down and pretty much the equivalent of diet soda.
Same alcohol content, less calories. And still tastes like water. Also, drinking 10-12 100 calorie beers still gets you a beer gut
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« Reply #98 on: June 28, 2010, 07:44:25 PM »


I almost bought that one day strictly for the name, but upon closer inspection it looked way too light and sketchy to buy. Glad I was right and didn't make a bad purchase.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #99 on: June 28, 2010, 08:47:17 PM »
I did a lot of drinking in Canada when I was younger, and one time drank a beer called "liquid force 10". Nuff said. It smelled like a headache.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #100 on: June 28, 2010, 10:30:40 PM »
maybe you already know that most brazilian beer is kinda light...
but light is not the problem, problem is if they taste like pee! I think Kaiser is worst one around here


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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #101 on: June 29, 2010, 03:26:42 AM »
Tried one of these last night, pretty bad. A twelve pack would put me in diabetic shock.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #102 on: June 29, 2010, 03:51:53 AM »
Carlsberg
Carling
Fosters,
cant believe people don't like heineken, its the bestest

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #103 on: June 29, 2010, 05:14:53 AM »


along with most american beers that i´ve tasted.

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« Reply #104 on: June 29, 2010, 07:46:27 AM »
Tried one of these last night, pretty bad. A twelve pack would put me in diabetic shock.


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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #105 on: June 29, 2010, 08:36:24 AM »
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someone brought a 6 pack over the other night. they will be sitting in the fridge until some poor soul that doesn't know any better drinks them.

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« Reply #106 on: June 29, 2010, 08:52:15 AM »
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« Reply #107 on: June 29, 2010, 08:57:29 AM »
budwieser in general.
best is fosters, austrialias favourite beer!
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« Reply #108 on: June 29, 2010, 08:57:45 AM »
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #109 on: June 29, 2010, 12:00:09 PM »
budwieser in general.
best is fosters, austrialias favourite beer!

no one in australia drinks fosters and the only people in england that drink it are scumbags

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #110 on: June 29, 2010, 12:19:46 PM »
i bought a fosters once and it tasted like a fucking aluminum can
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #111 on: June 29, 2010, 02:21:14 PM »
Laker and Lakeport in Ontario or probably any other beer with the word lake in it. Guaranteed gut rot

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #112 on: July 15, 2022, 04:43:40 PM »
Burp, I mean.. bump. 

First off, Zurg is dead on about Laker, worst beer I’ve ever had, probably named that because it tastes like murky lake water.

But also, there’s a hip local brewery super close to my house, which I desperately want to like because there’s no others around.  On paper their brews sound delicious, but every single one, whether on tap or in a can, has this absolutely brutal metallic aftertaste.  You get a faint hint of the intended flavour up front, which is then immediately followed by the taste of a stale beer that’s been sitting in a can too long on a hot day.  I dunno if it’s the city water they use, their equipment, or what.. but it’s gross and a bummer I can’t bring myself to enjoy/support them.

The actual worst beer is probably Maximum Ice or whatever those heinous 10% beers Alex Moul drinks in the Tales From Warner Ave clips.  I genuinely feel sad for anyone who subjects themselves to that stuff in order to escape reality.

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« Reply #113 on: July 15, 2022, 05:05:29 PM »
When I turned 21 every weekend I would buy a different shitty cheap beer as kind of a novelty. No Coors or Miller Lite. The more obscure the better. Also, malt liquor is different so saying Old English is disgusting is pretty obvious.

So, I present the worst beer I ever had:



I bought a flat of 15 for $10.99. You know the beer sucks when it is sold in flat in the moder era. I bought this beer because it was ‘fire brewed’. This beer cold tasted like Miller High Life warm.

The other beer that sucked really bad was Lowenbrau.



If you like Heineken, Lowenbrau tastes like Heineken with raw onions added for good measure. Lowenbrau was also sold in a flat and roughly the same price. There is a reason you do not see either beer at your local liquor store any more.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #114 on: July 15, 2022, 05:38:32 PM »
Oh hell yeah Stroh’s baby!  First beer my dad ever let me drink.  Def put a few of those back as a 15 year old.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #115 on: July 15, 2022, 08:46:58 PM »
Laker and Lakeport in Ontario or probably any other beer with the word lake in it. Guaranteed gut rot

Haha I ran both for years when I lived in Toronto. Laker/Lakeport Honey was the move, as well as the strong beers when I was in my early 20's. My gut bacteria is probably fucked.

Worst beer now that I hopped off the wagon, well...Budweiser really does have a lot of chemicals in it, that's why I don't mess with it. Even less so with any flavoured beers, never been a fan, but no judgment.

What else...Rolling Rock is disgusting to me. Anything "ice" is gross.

Pretty sure I drank a six of Brewhouse back in the day and got really sick. It was a beer in a blue can, that's all I remember. It sucks, recommend avoiding it.

Colt 45 never did it for me. Harder to put back than OE.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #116 on: July 15, 2022, 09:12:39 PM »
Oh hell yeah Stroh’s baby!  First beer my dad ever let me drink.  Def put a few of those back as a 15 year old.

It’s baa-ack!

https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/nightlife/2022/07/13/strohs-beer-detroit-classic-lager-throwback/10054041002/

Next time I’m in MI I’ll have to grab a pint.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2022, 10:02:28 PM »
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All Korean Beers
Almost all commercial Japanese beers

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« Reply #118 on: July 15, 2022, 11:01:43 PM »
When I was 18 it was 440ml tallies of Amsterdam Mariner, they were like $2 a can which is impossibly cheap in Australia.
It’s like a more disgusting Heineken, which is all you need to know. I couldn’t metabolize something that nasty now.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #119 on: July 16, 2022, 12:19:28 AM »
Oh hell yeah Stroh’s baby!  First beer my dad ever let me drink.  Def put a few of those back as a 15 year old.
Stroh's was our go to Colorado skate trip beer during the early 2000s.

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