world's worst beers

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here are my top 5:


#1  Pilsner Urquell



why do they even bother importing this?  i thought the whole point of importing something from another country is because it's good.  this beer tastes like carpet cleaner mixed with ass sweat.  and to add insult to injury it's 8.99 a six pack.  for some unknown reason i recently forgot how much i despise this beer and bought some since it was on sale.  now i'm faced with the decision of:  what is worse, no beer or shit beer?  (obviously shit beer is better than no beer, so i have to force this stuff down my throat and i'm not happy about it)..    i don't like putting myself in that position

#2  Tsing Tao



i've gotten to a point where i never want to eat at a Chinese food restaurant again because i know the only beer they're going to have is fucking Tsing Tao.   i know it's trendy to drink at certain Chinese-themed bars, and lots of people seem to like it but to me it literally has no taste, and doesn't seem like it has much alcohol.   i'm not racist or anything but i just don't trust the Chinese.  so fuck this beer.

#3  Peroni



what can i say?  i'm Italian for christssake.  i guess making beer just isn't in our genes.  food, yes.  wine, yes.  art, yes..   hot women, yes yes.  the list goes on...   beer is not on that list though..

#4  Milwaukee's Best



i don't think a product's name has ever been more ironic.   people could probably argue that there are worse beers in the US, but not very convincingly.  just the fact that this beer actually has the word "best" in it automatically qualifies it in my opinion

#5  Elefant



has anyone else ever been suckered into buying this beer because it was expensive and you assumed that since it was imported and fancy looking it must be good?  yeah me neither.  it actually tastes exactly like Pilsner Urquell



what do you think are the worst beers?

[starvingrobot]

all beer rules

[Paper Crane]

hate the taste but does the job.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

Are you kidding? Peroni is for the boss hogg gangstas because its straight delicious.

[OttoMaddox]

i've drank an outstanding variety of cheap, shitty beers but still the beer i like least is heineken.  i find anything that comes in a green bottle to be generally nasty.  schlitz is pretty bad too.

[ruiner2]

elephant carlsberg is a damn good beer, higher alchohol content than carlsberg and thus a stronger bite. worst beers would be josef haufbauer and charles riebenbach.

[frisco]

[boyan]

^^ that

and Cara Pils, it's ultra cheap, so you can fill your pool for almost nothing, but it tastes so awful



Pilsner is actually not that bad, when I was in the Czech Republic, there wasn't that many other beer besided pilsner and it tasted pretty good

[FILIFE]

[Derk the Jerk]

^^ that

and Cara Pils, it's ultra cheap, so you can fill your pool for almost nothing, but it tastes so awful



Pilsner is actually not that bad, when I was in the Czech Republic, there wasn't that many other beer besided pilsner and it tasted pretty good

Cara Pils for sure! We made a scheme for how Cara Pils works. It starts out as Cara Pils then it turns into Para Pils and finally it is Cara Kills.
Cara Pils is also the kind of beer which makes you hung over after a few beers.

[sk8nappreciate]

Hey there neighbor, what about good beers?

[Binomial Nomenclature]

Are you kidding? Peroni is for the boss hogg gangstas because its straight delicious.

Yeah Peroni's not bad, only buy on sale though

[RightCoastBiased]

1.Coors Light
2.Busch light
3.Bud Light
4.Heineken
5.Red Hook IPA

[H8R part 4]

the only beer i can think of is o'douls and thats because its non-alcoholic.

 

[nocomply]

all beer rules

[EXTRA SPICY]

hate the taste but does the job.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh
once before, never again

[ALT]

Peroni is alright I think. It's the only beer they sell at this Italian restaurant I go to. I like the stuff.

[MexicanSpaniard]

I think you're out of your mind floop.

[1992]

Old Milwaukee.

[riding bitches]

original coors "the banquet beer" is by far the worst beer ever.  the local liquor stores sells six packs of sixteen ounce cans for four bucks cause no one buys it, but the worst part is that at a lot of place it's priced like bud or tecate. why anyone would buy coors even at a steep discount is beyond me.  

[Narcissus]

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Are you kidding? Peroni is for the boss hogg gangstas because its straight delicious.

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Yeah Peroni's not bad, only buy on sale though

you can drink it, but it basically has no booze in it and has none of the heft that reminds you why you are supposed to drink beer.

[Narcissus]

original coors "the banquet beer" is by far the worst beer ever.  the local liquor stores sells six packs of sixteen ounce cans for four bucks cause no one buys it, but the worst part is that at a lot of place it's priced like bud or tecate. why anyone would buy coors even at a steep discount is beyond me.  

yea, they are fucking disgusting, but I recently found out that they are $1.25 per at every bodega. I have been wasting so much money buying tall cans of less worse beer like Bud and Modelo. Coors Original gets you drunk cheap, but man, it's awful.

[crailtapsill]

original coors "the banquet beer" is by far the worst beer ever.  the local liquor stores sells six packs of sixteen ounce cans for four bucks cause no one buys it, but the worst part is that at a lot of place it's priced like bud or tecate. why anyone would buy coors even at a steep discount is beyond me.  

i'd much rather drink a tan can then a bud light. bud light is the worst beer

[cold budweisers]

i have a pretty high tolerance for shitty beer so a lot of the beer in this thread is fully drinkable to me. in my opinion, mountain crest/creek is the absolute worst of the worst.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

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hate the taste but does the job.

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ughhhhhhhhhhhh
once before, never again

10.5% alcohol. quit whining and take your medicine like a man.

The worst beer is this stuff called "coors light." You may have heard of it.

I don't know why this post has the attitude of some sort of gay hairdressing show judge, it just does.

[Edward Sebastian]

Hey there neighbor, what about good beers?

i love high life. one of the few beers i can drink and not get a hangover




guaranteed headache, every time



soapy tasting garbage

[popeyesfriedchicken]

bud light is the worst...  cheap but there is definitely a reason for it.  i'd rather drink an icehouse over a bud light, and that's saying a lot. 

[Tarquin]

Some of my friends drink this because it's cheap and fucks you up quickly, I can't stand the shit but it does the job quickly which is just what you want sometimes.

[jack burton]

four-o. according to the can its street legal.

[kinky john]

Tramp fuel.