here are my top 5:
#1 Pilsner Urquell
why do they even bother importing this? i thought the whole point of importing something from another country is because it's good. this beer tastes like carpet cleaner mixed with ass sweat. and to add insult to injury it's 8.99 a six pack. for some unknown reason i recently forgot how much i despise this beer and bought some since it was on sale. now i'm faced with the decision of: what is worse, no beer or shit beer? (obviously shit beer is better than no beer, so i have to force this stuff down my throat and i'm not happy about it).. i don't like putting myself in that position
#2 Tsing Tao
i've gotten to a point where i never want to eat at a Chinese food restaurant again because i know the only beer they're going to have is fucking Tsing Tao. i know it's trendy to drink at certain Chinese-themed bars, and lots of people seem to like it but to me it literally has no taste, and doesn't seem like it has much alcohol. i'm not racist or anything but i just don't trust the Chinese. so fuck this beer.
#3 Peroni
what can i say? i'm Italian for christssake. i guess making beer just isn't in our genes. food, yes. wine, yes. art, yes.. hot women, yes yes. the list goes on... beer is not on that list though..
#4 Milwaukee's Best
i don't think a product's name has ever been more ironic. people could probably argue that there are worse beers in the US, but not very convincingly. just the fact that this beer actually has the word "best" in it automatically qualifies it in my opinion
#5 Elefant
has anyone else ever been suckered into buying this beer because it was expensive and you assumed that since it was imported and fancy looking it must be good? yeah me neither. it actually tastes exactly like Pilsner Urquell
what do you think are the worst beers?