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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2009, 01:52:46 PM »
I can't stand Guiness. I've tried to like it. No thanks. I do like it in a Black and Tan though.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2009, 02:45:05 PM »

Man, we can totally eat that pig.  that pig can be in us right now.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2009, 03:06:22 PM »
This is about beer dumbass.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2009, 03:16:21 PM »
I can drink pretty much any beer because I know it will take me to a state of inebriation. The only beer that I can think of that truly tastes disgusting is Coors. It was the first beer I ever tried to get drunk off when I was like 13 or 14, maybe younger, and I puked it off of my friend Frankie's balcony. I'd still drink it if it was free though.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2009, 04:12:48 PM »
bud light for sure
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #35 on: August 31, 2009, 04:52:48 PM »
icehouse
natty ice/light
most samuel adams weirdo flavors
heineken

most cheap beers just taste like water to me, not bad.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #36 on: August 31, 2009, 05:05:54 PM »
Of the few American beers I've tried, Coors Light is my favorite. It tastes like applejuice.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #37 on: August 31, 2009, 05:20:58 PM »
bud light for sure

You sir are a god damn fool, as well as all other bud light haters.   

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2009, 06:57:54 PM »
Of the few American beers I've tried, Coors Light is my favorite. It tastes like applejuice.
Either coors light or apple juice tastes a lot different where you live.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2009, 07:47:25 PM »
the silver bullet is absolutely horrible, as is the beast. bud light is garbage too billy. natty light is a disgrace to beer. keystone light is mules piss in a can. dude there are so many terrible beers.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #40 on: August 31, 2009, 07:56:20 PM »
Heidelberg is some pretty nasty shit too.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #41 on: August 31, 2009, 08:07:36 PM »
the silver bullet is absolutely horrible, as is the beast. bud light is garbage too billy. natty light is a disgrace to beer. keystone light is mules piss in a can. dude there are so many terrible beers.
How can you hate Bud Light but think Tecate is amazing?!

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #42 on: August 31, 2009, 08:28:22 PM »
i'm pretty sure bud light is the number one selling american beer

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #43 on: August 31, 2009, 08:29:09 PM »
I think you're out of your mind floop.

that may be, but Pilsner Urquell is still cow urine.  expensive cow urine
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #44 on: August 31, 2009, 08:45:16 PM »
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the silver bullet is absolutely horrible, as is the beast. bud light is garbage too billy. natty light is a disgrace to beer. keystone light is mules piss in a can. dude there are so many terrible beers.
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How can you hate Bud Light but think Tecate is amazing?!
Tecate is pretty amazing.
I haven't drank bud light in a while, but I'm pretty sure it sucks.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #45 on: August 31, 2009, 08:57:14 PM »

DISGUSTING!
Mostly just stick to 211, O.E, or budweiser

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2009, 05:44:09 AM »
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the silver bullet is absolutely horrible, as is the beast. bud light is garbage too billy. natty light is a disgrace to beer. keystone light is mules piss in a can. dude there are so many terrible beers.
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How can you hate Bud Light but think Tecate is amazing?!
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Tecate is pretty amazing.
I haven't drank bud light in a while, but I'm pretty sure it sucks.

me and 4 or 5 of my buddies killed 3 24 packs of tecate in one night, all got black-out drunk, and then woke up the next day absolutely fine, it was the best drinking experience of my life. I'm sort of scared to drink tecate again in fear that it might ruin my fondness of it.

but to stay on topic, I have friends who swear anything harder or more falvorful than some domestic piss water is "bad". I want to say I believe the opposite, but I think to accuse any beer of being the worst is an oxymoron since all beer is inherently awesome. Though I really don't like heinekin. I'll drink it, but to me it tastes like someone's dirty livingroom that smells like unfinished beers and stale weed.
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2009, 05:48:49 AM »

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2009, 05:58:03 AM »
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Of the few American beers I've tried, Coors Light is my favorite. It tastes like applejuice.
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Either coors light or apple juice tastes a lot different where you live.

It's actually possible that the export quality Coors Light tastes different. Happens with a lot of beer.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2009, 06:39:53 AM »

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2009, 07:01:34 AM »
As a rule I avoid anything in green or clear bottle (except Newcastle), and anything with "light" or "ice" in the name.





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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2009, 07:06:15 AM »
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I think you're out of your mind floop.
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that may be, but Pilsner Urquell is still cow urine.  expensive cow urine

You're insane. Pilsner Urquell is a close second to Czechvar as far as true tasting pilsners you can buy in the US.

The only beer I truly think is disgusting are the sweet fruity types like raspberry ales and shit. That garbage tastes like vomit.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2009, 07:30:09 AM »
in the US pilsner urqell is better in cans, since it skunks super easy in the green bottles.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2009, 09:09:34 AM »
guiness by far has to be my least favorite but i cant really say its the world's worst beer because i know a shit ton of people in uk and ireland love it.

i like pilsner urquell i wouldnt really say it sucks or it is amazing either its comparable to all that european stuff id say

i had some milwaukee best at the last stop of my trip yesterday at that chaz ortiz lipslide 270 shove spot (its called parc lafontaine) and we smoked a doobie, i was goign to grind the ledge as we left after chugging back 3/4 of a can, and then i puked up brown shit, grimiest 5 days of my life. that shit was not meant to be chugged.

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« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2009, 10:26:07 AM »
definitely not the "worst", but I'd say these are the most overrated:



as far as plain ol' shitty tasting beers go, I'd say these take the cake:


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« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2009, 11:08:30 AM »
I'll drink anything. Even water sometimes.

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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2009, 11:24:53 AM »
see i don't mind the regular budweiser chelada.  that bud light shit is not meant for men.

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« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2009, 01:12:57 PM »
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I think you're out of your mind floop.
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that may be, but Pilsner Urquell is still cow urine.  expensive cow urine
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You're insane. Pilsner Urquell is a close second to Czechvar as far as true tasting pilsners you can buy in the US.

The only beer I truly think is disgusting are the sweet fruity types like raspberry ales and shit. That garbage tastes like vomit.

i think Czechvar sucks ass too.  i guess i'm not a pilsner guy
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Re: world's worst beers
« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2009, 05:26:47 PM »



see i don't mind the regular budweiser chelada.  that bud light shit is not meant for men.

You like bud chelada but don't like dead guy, what beer does a person like you enjoy?

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« Reply #59 on: September 01, 2009, 05:55:12 PM »
flying dog. that shit tastes like perfume.