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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2011, 03:20:37 AM »
POLITICS OF X-CLUSION

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2011, 07:47:14 AM »
What was the point of that article?

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2011, 09:00:32 AM »

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2011, 10:57:26 AM »
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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2011, 04:18:55 PM »
I cant believe someone got paid to write that.... worthless

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2011, 04:21:54 PM »
I cant believe someone got paid to write that.... worthless
This is exactly what I was thinking. Also, why does the history of skateboarding have to be included into every single article on skateboarding?
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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2011, 04:36:00 PM »
That felt more like an essay written by a middle-schooler about skate-stoppers.

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2011, 04:47:19 PM »
Skateboarding was invented in the 70s.
Ledges got skated.
Skate stoppers turned into fish.
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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2011, 05:26:41 PM »
At least now I know that if I happen to notice curious objects on the side of concrete blocks I can consult the wikipedia article on skateboarding and get my shit published in the NYT.

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 09:55:52 PM »
That felt more like an essay written by a middle-schooler about skate-stoppers.

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 10:05:09 PM »
baby's first NYT article.

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 09:05:44 AM »
Skateboarding was invented in the 70s.
Ledges got skated.
Skate stoppers turned into fish.
900
nailed it.
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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 09:25:53 AM »
From the article:
"Skate-stoppers come in many styles: brackets, knobs and clips. The creatures, cast in bronze by Ronnie Frostad, were installed in 2002. Cobblestone and grass also deter, though some skaters jump those surfaces. .."

I laughed audibly when I read this.

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 11:15:57 AM »
Cool, now skate stoppers are collectibles!

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 01:29:03 PM »
damn turtles ruining my sesh and stoppin me from tailslides

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »
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This is exactly what I was thinking. Also, why does the history of skateboarding have to be included into every single article on skateboarding?
i was wondering this. we're all just a bunch of hubba smoking vandals that break into people's backyards & destroy their pools with our skateboards right?

imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 04:14:11 PM »
and there wasn't even a comments section to keep us entertained

I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: New York Times Article About Skate-Stoppers.
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 04:44:43 PM »
From the article:
"Skate-stoppers come in many styles: brackets, knobs and clips. The creatures, cast in bronze by Ronnie Frostad, were installed in 2002. Cobblestone and grass also deter, though some skaters jump those surfaces. .."

I laughed audibly when I read this.

It's easier to say this than to have to explain what an ollie is to people, which would probably be equally painful/hilarious to read.