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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1290 on: August 20, 2006, 09:57:37 PM »
^yep

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1291 on: August 20, 2006, 10:01:41 PM »
everytime i heal, i get hurt.  swellbow + huge gash, then hipper, then sprained wrist, now just as that is going away, i pulled something in the back of my knee.

bleh.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1292 on: August 20, 2006, 10:05:32 PM »
just started work today. fuck that shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1293 on: August 20, 2006, 10:23:34 PM »
Having to wear wrist guards since I bashed my wrists pretty bad about a month ago.  They're starting to smell, but I keep on re-injuring my wrists so, damn.  Who knows how much longer I have to wear these things.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1294 on: August 20, 2006, 10:31:40 PM »
Having to wear wrist guards since I bashed my wrists pretty bad about a month ago.  They're starting to smell, but I keep on re-injuring my wrists so, damn.  Who knows how much longer I have to wear these things.

you are such a pussy

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1295 on: August 20, 2006, 10:57:40 PM »
Not having anyone to skate with on weekdays 'cause everyone is at work, or uni, or TAFE, or school. Skating on your own can be fun for what, half an hour?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1296 on: August 21, 2006, 06:25:42 PM »
chronic dry skin ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhg
sumbody needs to slang u sum moisturiser son

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1297 on: August 22, 2006, 10:11:24 AM »
having a party last night and my cell phone died which i usually use as an alarm so it didn't go off this morning. i woke up at 10:45 freaking out. i was supposed to be at work at 8:30. i'm here now tho and i'm not getting much shit for it. but i will probably not be asked to come back next summer which sucks a lot.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1298 on: August 22, 2006, 10:17:03 AM »
fuck, how are we going to know who wenning rides for?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1299 on: August 22, 2006, 10:51:09 AM »
obviously 56inch will keep us up on the wenning gossip. they are practically brothers.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1300 on: August 22, 2006, 03:12:43 PM »
School starts Monday  :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1301 on: August 23, 2006, 11:02:34 AM »
I got diagnosed by my physician yesterday as being severely depressed.  I had described to him a very objective vision problem, where I have completely disconnected from reality, so far as to hallucinate while I'm awake and see things in 2-D.  I don't do any drugs, I eat well, exercise daily and sleep 8 hrs/night.

I work a job typing all day for the local newspaper in Santa Rosa, CA.  It's godawful, but it could be worse.

So!  I'm not stoked on...

• depression
• solipsism (seriously, google it.)
• the cop who talked to me and my friends for doorbell ditching last night (we're all 20 - 25 y/o)
• anything at all
• no sex drive whatsoever
• Santa Rosa spots (the grass IS always greener on the other side)
• how floppy the Leo shoes got so quickly.  But they're good!  Just thin and floppy.
• no laundry machines at my house 
• my job
• 900+ text messages on top of my plan last month.  Stoked.
• I need braces and just realizing it now.  Clear-plastic brace-thingies, here I come!

Things I should be stoked on, however?

• I just won a child-support related court case with my millionaire father.  He hadn't paid in 2.5+ years ($1,000 CAD/month = $900 USD), and since I've been (and am) a  full-time student, the judge ruled in our favor.  My mother and I will split roughly $32,000 USD down the middle, and then I get the $900 each month to pay for my rent in San Francisco while I go to school for fashion design at FIDM.  These payments continue until I finish college.
• I am healthy as a (healthy) horse, physically at least.
• I have more money than I know what to do with
• weather is great here
• I'm good looking and well-built
• the school I will be going to in 6 weeks is literally 90% girls and then a good mix of gay guys in there as well.
• I get to live in SF in a studio apartment on somebody else's dime.
• I'm not bad at skateboarding (it took 9 years and I still enjoy it, when I'm not losing my mind and hallucinating)

Unfortunately none of these things matter when you don't give a shit about them.

It's nice to get shit out sometimes.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1302 on: August 23, 2006, 11:04:34 AM »
fashion design? (points and laughs)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1303 on: August 23, 2006, 11:32:28 AM »
fashion design? (points and laughs)
asshole points and laughs

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1304 on: August 23, 2006, 11:37:52 AM »
you are a bad moderator. you can't even detect sarcasm. it was a cliche macho thing to say.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1305 on: August 23, 2006, 11:46:13 AM »
I'm good looking and got a good figuahh and guuhhls loik me

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1306 on: August 23, 2006, 11:49:56 AM »
you are a bad moderator. you can't even detect sarcasm. it was a cliche macho thing to say.

Yeah I suck just like you.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1307 on: August 23, 2006, 11:57:04 AM »
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fashion design? (points and laughs)
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asshole points and laughs

that shit was funny, shut up

and what is it about having gay dudes at your college that makes you stoked?

sounds like your life is pretty straight, but what do i know

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1308 on: August 23, 2006, 11:58:20 AM »
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you are a bad moderator. you can't even detect sarcasm. it was a cliche macho thing to say.
[close]

Yeah I suck just like you.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1309 on: August 23, 2006, 12:12:03 PM »
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fashion design? (points and laughs)
[close]
asshole points and laughs
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that shit was funny, shut up

and what is it about having gay dudes at your college that makes you stoked?

sounds like your life is pretty straight, but what do i know


if it's 90% girls that leaves 10% guys, and if a bunch of that 10% are gay and out of the running, he won't have much competetion when it comes to getting girls

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1310 on: August 23, 2006, 12:14:45 PM »
IT MAKES SENSE NOW!!!!!

what brilliant logic.

you're alright rumbletag.  well, i thought you were alright before this, but you know.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1311 on: August 23, 2006, 12:19:29 PM »
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fashion design? (points and laughs)
[close]
asshole points and laughs
[close]

that shit was funny, shut up

and what is it about having gay dudes at your college that makes you stoked?

sounds like your life is pretty straight, but what do i know
[close]


if it's 90% girls that leaves 10% guys, and if a bunch of that 10% are gay and out of the running, he won't have much competetion when it comes to getting girls

You should charge for that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1312 on: August 23, 2006, 12:32:18 PM »
Yeah, gay me, fashion design. haha 

YMHY, yo.  How you doing?  Sorry I hadn't made that clearer (about the gay dudes at school thing)

You know, my life is on track and all that shit.  Straight up, everything is good and I'd be a fool to deny it (given how many people have shit more fucked up than I do).

But I'm fucking losing my mind regardless of all the good things (when it comes down to it, I know they're good, but I can't be bothered.)

THAT's what sucks.
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1313 on: August 23, 2006, 12:41:28 PM »
i understand, i was just fucking around a bit.

my head is nowhere near screwed on straight, much like yours i guess.  rather than depression problems i have anxiety issues.  life is pretty good, but i still get my nerves worked up about random shit at random times.  hard to put a finger on, i know how you feel.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1314 on: August 23, 2006, 12:47:23 PM »
i understand, i was just fucking around a bit.

my head is nowhere near screwed on straight, much like yours i guess.  rather than depression problems i have anxiety issues.  life is pretty good, but i still get my nerves worked up about random shit at random times.  hard to put a finger on, i know how you feel.

I know how you feel, getting sucked out on hands is highly stressful

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1315 on: August 23, 2006, 12:58:23 PM »
You know what?  I get the feeling sometimes that, if this is all that I will get out of life, then it's not worth my effort.  I feel like I should feel more.  That this is all one big dream, and I've realized it while still asleep.

I re-read my post earlier (that you were joking around about) and realized that it sounds like I like chicks, but I like dicks a bit on the side too and I was stoked on the ratios.

Whatever.  Just be happy, right?

more wack shit

• when money has any connection to a friendship
• relationships are just bad all around (serious ones with girls, I mean... not in general, person-to-person ones)
• when your ex girl won't call you back or even acknowledge that you might need someone to talk to... during your darkest times (even though you two split on a decent note.  and by you, I mean me.)
• myspace, and how it makes my life and my friends seem even more fake and imagined.
• each and every time my cell phone rings
• patience and the need for it
p.s. i do that in the bath sometimes. its fun to do it when you have a woody allen. when you open your legs up, your stick goes straight up, as if it wants to go to heaven.  - quote from guess who.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1316 on: August 23, 2006, 01:15:02 PM »
Heel Blisters. They hurt, especially when it's on your heel.
Shpadoinkle!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1317 on: August 23, 2006, 02:06:31 PM »
yeah i hate it when i have them on my cheek

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1318 on: August 23, 2006, 02:07:24 PM »
cheek? your ass?
yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1319 on: August 23, 2006, 02:16:10 PM »
face