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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1560 on: October 07, 2006, 10:33:41 AM »
when you call someone and they have caller id, and answer the phone by saying 'yeah' or 'what do you want'
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1561 on: October 07, 2006, 11:08:20 AM »
Peanut butter honey bagels. So good, but so hard to eat without getting the shit all over you.

Sticky floors with bare feet.

Wet floors with socks.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1562 on: October 07, 2006, 11:12:28 AM »
take a cab?

I wish, I'm out in the sticks and I'm guessing the nearest cab service is atleast 60 miles away. oh well, its actually pretty warm out now so its not going to be as bad as I thought.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1563 on: October 07, 2006, 12:46:16 PM »
not stoked on sellers from half.com not having the books i ordered, and not responding to my emails.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1564 on: October 07, 2006, 01:18:02 PM »
taking a dump with wet socks on!  omg that's the worst.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1565 on: October 07, 2006, 03:41:57 PM »
taking a dump with wet socks on!  omg that's the worst.

hahaha

yeah dude!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1566 on: October 09, 2006, 08:43:45 AM »
I just saw a dog get hit by a car. I think it's going to be OK because it got up and was able to run around and the car wasn't going to fast but still terrible and I'm going to be bummed the rest of the day.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1567 on: October 09, 2006, 09:10:54 AM »
taking a dump with wet socks on!  omg that's the worst.

what about taking a shit right after you took a shower or half-way into your shower .. that sucks too

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1568 on: October 09, 2006, 09:37:42 AM »
one of the best weekends of my life is over.  now i have nothing to look forward too except school and shit life and winter.  ah, memories.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1569 on: October 09, 2006, 09:47:04 AM »
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finding out my friends house i slept over the other night was built on an acient native american burial ground. he told me all these fucked up things that have happened and that he, his brother, and father have dreamnt. i told him on the spot to go fuck himself for not telling me this before hand and that i was never going by there again in my life
My neighbor just heard last night that our school was built on a native american burial ground, whether this is true or not is not confirmed, and started freaking out. She's native-american and was doing a bunch of prayers and burning sage.
let me just name a few of the hammers in this video...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1570 on: October 10, 2006, 12:08:08 AM »
Broken two new boards in 2 weeks

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1571 on: October 10, 2006, 01:08:30 AM »
my friend broke 6 boards our last month in australia, which is a lot for us, barely skate an hour a day. we were broke as fuck. the one he came home with lasted him for 3 months, once he has some money again.

and im not stoked on how fast i get pressure cracks now
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1572 on: October 10, 2006, 12:41:56 PM »
i have to write a 5-7 page paper on the man ray piece '...istan/islam.'

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1573 on: October 14, 2006, 06:27:59 PM »
A good friend of mine was killed in a car crash on friday. Rest in peace Miranda.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1574 on: October 14, 2006, 06:32:12 PM »
i got an email from this girl i used to fuck a little while past, and she says theres a 85% of her being pregnent with my kid.

the girl im currently 'seeing', is now trying to tell me she might be pregnent too, with my kid..

im 17.
not stoked.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1575 on: October 14, 2006, 06:43:16 PM »
i got an email from this girl i used to fuck a little while past, and she says theres a 85% of her being pregnent with my kid.

the girl im currently 'seeing', is now trying to tell me she might be pregnent too, with my kid..

im 17.
not stoked.

you should be all like "theres a 100 percent chance were getting a paternity test"

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1576 on: October 14, 2006, 07:09:33 PM »
bury both the bitches in the same hole. fuck i like killing......
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1577 on: October 14, 2006, 07:25:37 PM »
i got an email from this girl i used to fuck a little while past, and she says theres a 85% of her being pregnent with my kid.

the girl im currently 'seeing', is now trying to tell me she might be pregnent too, with my kid..

im 17.
not stoked.

Dude sucks for you, next time wear a rubber because bitches will lie and say they are on the pill when they are not.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1578 on: October 14, 2006, 11:30:50 PM »
girlfriend ran over a bunny last night.  she's been freaking out since.  poor little dude.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1579 on: October 15, 2006, 12:31:10 AM »
i'm fucking trying to sleep and everybody is up screaming and listening to prince really loud.  fuck everybody.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1580 on: October 15, 2006, 12:35:19 AM »
i'm fucking trying to sleep and everybody is up screaming and listening to prince really loud.  fuck everybody.
this is seriously getting regular.  i already told them once to turn that shit down and as soon as i went back into bed they turned it up. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1581 on: October 15, 2006, 12:37:39 AM »
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i'm fucking trying to sleep and everybody is up screaming and listening to prince really loud.  fuck everybody.
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this is seriously getting regular.  i already told them once to turn that shit down and as soon as i went back into bed they turned it up. 
i want to die.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1582 on: October 15, 2006, 12:41:22 AM »
she wore a raspberry beret....the kind youd find in a second hand store. a raspberry beret, i think i love her.
Han solo blew up the Death Star in Episode 4.  Heard it from a friend.  Reliable source.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1583 on: October 15, 2006, 12:42:52 AM »
not funny.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1584 on: October 15, 2006, 12:44:18 AM »
maybe try some tylenol pm?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1585 on: October 15, 2006, 12:45:57 AM »
COOL.  they turned it down a little.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1586 on: October 15, 2006, 04:45:52 AM »
i got an email from this girl i used to fuck a little while past, and she says theres a 85% of her being pregnent with my kid.

the girl im currently 'seeing', is now trying to tell me she might be pregnent too, with my kid..

im 17.
not stoked.

this means you're 100% regular
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1587 on: October 15, 2006, 04:50:11 AM »
i got an email from this girl i used to fuck a little while past, and she says theres a 85% of her being pregnent with my kid.

the girl im currently 'seeing', is now trying to tell me she might be pregnent too, with my kid..

im 17.
not stoked.
sounds like a job for maury

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1588 on: October 15, 2006, 09:51:20 AM »
ahaha, both good points.

regular? slightly..
pussy hungry as any other person on this forum? oui, oui.

sweat maury, im gona have a contest between the two girls.
the first girl to reach the bottom of the staircase, wins, thus if the babie were to survive ( long set of stairs ) i guess we could work something out.

but the other one just has to pack up her dead fetus and go home.

MOVED: confessions thread...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1589 on: October 15, 2006, 11:03:25 AM »
wow...