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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1770 on: November 10, 2006, 01:21:45 PM »
i hate shrooms

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1771 on: November 10, 2006, 02:14:53 PM »
mushrooms are god

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1772 on: November 10, 2006, 02:20:03 PM »
It smells like burning hair in my house.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1773 on: November 10, 2006, 02:39:13 PM »
i just made this fuckin' tight picture for all you shroom-headz...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1774 on: November 10, 2006, 04:19:41 PM »
NO WAY THATS THE GUY I SAW ON SHRUMS

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1775 on: November 10, 2006, 05:16:08 PM »
on the reals, i seriously had visions of evil jesters last time i did mushrooms.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1776 on: November 10, 2006, 07:41:52 PM »
i'm not stoked on all the shroom hate in here.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1777 on: November 10, 2006, 08:08:22 PM »
people fawning over *insert pro/former pro who comes onto slap*

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1778 on: November 10, 2006, 09:00:10 PM »
the indoor probably not opening up again...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1779 on: November 12, 2006, 01:30:35 PM »
having some sort of boil on my ass

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1780 on: November 12, 2006, 04:22:26 PM »
The signature ugly style of Jereme Rogers
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1781 on: November 12, 2006, 05:26:39 PM »
ED BRADLEY PASSING

rent

unemployment

crakkkas

niggas

bills

marcus mcbrides part in the kayo vid

stevie filming a whole barca part

premature ejaculation

the fakkkt that the hurricane katrina victims are still victims

lil wayne kissin baby

clydes coon ass telling himself that hes still revelant in skating and dissin another skategro

that actually skates

i dont complete dig the unreniggaration of shiloh either but that nigga can still skate his ass off

i wouldnt wannabe lumped up with clydes coon ass either

how is clyde gonna talk about someone gettin drunk

thats like penny tellin bastien not to smoke

no

thats like trainweck counseling neil mims on the dangers of drugs

he should go piss on himself a couple more times while his crakkka friends laugh at his sambo passed out ass and not with him, while they film that shit for the world to see

what a rep

no niggas on lakai ever

no niggas on plan b

how can plan b be plan b without a single nigga on it

i mean damn, when it started it had two of the most stellar skategros ever

darrell kicked off plan b, seriously, darrell buys some fukkkin jewlery and skips a couple demos and his whole shit is gone

danny why dont you think  about all them mexicans you shot that were tryin to cross the border, the ones that you and colin didnt get are now building your mega ramps for less than minimum wage , you ol bitch ass crakkka muhvafukkka

i should give sheffey like two grams of YEAH and send him over to your spot to rebreak all the bones you already broke



bastien kikkked off flip

the fact that every kid that starts skating wants to go pro

the fact that the average pro has to work another jobby job and will only have a model for 3-4 yrs top

skateboard rap beef- this has got to be the dumbest shit since double nollie pressure flips, canadian wigger skaters, clydes make believe career, and simon woodstock combined

just straight coonfoolery

gershon, lavar, ant mosely, tobias,  and drake disappearing into skategro obscurity

monthly zoo york restructuring

john igei not going pro till he got dropped from zoo, that kid should be dgk'd along with lavar

the nigga og skategro supreme ray muhfukkkin barbee nigga never gettin a pro model shoe

fred gall, he was so dope back in the day, i stilll fukkk with him for ol times sake though

the og brian muhfukkin tucci not gettin on a legit company since h street

kareem fallin the fukkk off like the meat on my momma pork chops

only one kevin taylor part in his whole ten yrs of being professional, nigga what the fukkk is that

harold passin the way he did

black and white jokes on comic view

peanut galleries

haters

the crakkka that shot that lil negro girls brains out and got off and smiled

the judicial system

g w bush

war for oil we already have

zoo not giving a penny to harold family

stupid stupid people

clyde singleton sayin negro cant go frontside when in the same damn issue

RAY MUVAFUKKKIN BARBEE  goes frontside more stylish than anyone ever

racial generalization

lil kim as a monarch

coretta passing

flavor flav not picking new york

both are ugly, ignant, and all round coons

wtf

coon ass niggas like him

interacial relationships(none of my business but i would never date a crakkkagirl ever, im way to deep for a crakkka bitch)

crakkkas burnin churches in alabama in the 06

genocide music

crakkkas that bump negro genocide music religiously and want to be accepted by the these ignorant coons

niggas who dont realize this

the system

niggas that dont realize that the system is designed to make us slaves again by the end of this century if not half century

the fact that crakkkas VOTE on the RIGHT for negros to VOTE every ten yrs

the fact that niggas dont realize this

the fact that niggas dont vote

the fact that even if niggas did vote their votes wouldnt count nor would they know what theyd be voting about because juelz santana and the diplomats run their mentalities

the fact that niggas cant differentiate life and art

when life imitates art

when art imitates life

stinky feet

niggas thinking that negros have made it because halle won an oscar for gettin whored by a crakkka and for denzel being a tool for the crakkkas

the fact they didnt throw them oscars on the ground instead of coonin it up and cryin at the fact that the whitey gave them a shiny award BLING BLING niggas

pivot grinds to fakie on banks in every video every other clip

triflin bitches

not gettin paid for another two weeks

the government infecting negros with aids in hospitals that are supposed to help them

fake medicine giving to negro patients to further complicate thier conditions

diluted medicine dispersed to negros to make them pay quadruple the amount of money it costs to get one REAL dose

clinics

corey duffel clones

tampered condoms sold in predominantly negro areas to heighten the negro std hiv and aids rates

clinics infecting expectant negro mothers with said diseases to kill them and their negro babies

negro girls aspiring to be video hoes

11 yr negro rape victim mothers

the negros that rape them

crack

8 liqour stores (stategically place on the corner to with bright lights and and cartoonish advertisements that makes the negroman addict think he is entering disneyworld everyday, and to keep his nigga ass fukkked up everydamn day all day so that he will never ever even almost reach his potential)

2 gun shops ( so that he can kill his fellow negroman addict over such petty things as a 2 dollar dice game, or to rob other negros so that he can support his habit(s)

and 5 carryouts that sell the most greasiest most unhealthy hormone induced foods that the muhvafukkas who own the shits wont even feed to thier dying dogs for dumb cheap, that will have kiesha aged 10 with breasts and booty cheeks the size of a grown woman by the time she hits 10 1/2, which will have our asses needing colonactomies(sp) high blood pressure and heart disease by age 30, all  conveniantly within a 4 block radius

the niggas standin outside these places allday everyday

the police

negro police trying to impress their crakkka partners by bustin niggas asses for no reason

the niggas who are out there grimin it up which causes the police to treat every negro like a runaway slave

the police that dont give a fukkk and cant get the niggas they want so they scoop up the nearest one

malt liqour aka liquid crakkk sold in negro areas to to literally rot his blakkk ass from the inside out

cancer

tampered newports with 80 times the toxins of those sold in crakkka communities  flooded into the negro community to kill us faster and more efficiently, but everything they give us is tainted so  i do believe to an extent that our immune systems are superior do to our consumption of tainted materials, although they do white trash just the same, and the extermination of the negro has priority over impoverished crakkkas

(not all negros, just those of us in predominantly niggadout hoods, they have other means to get us like survielance cameras in our homes, cars, and workplaces,  as well as tainting our tap water) its real

the fact that niggas and dumbass crakkka ass crakkkas actually believe that cigarettes are race specified when in reality more crakkkas smoke newports than niggas, and that camels and marbs are no safer than kools, and the fact that ALL CIGARETTES WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU CANCER, but for us negros that probably is sooner than later

middle class negro children not feelin BLACK enough because they dont live in government housing projects or crime ridden areas, that fake hood and never reach thier full potentials cuz the REAL niggas might call them white if they ACCELERATE AT ANYTHING POSITIVE

these dumbass BLESSED suburban negro children that dont realize that REAL niggas get into REAL trouble and will never hold down REAL jobs

the people who make them feel that way

white people who tell negros whats black and whats not

Bullshit Entertainment Television not havin any  fukkkin NEWS besides who usher is fukkkin and what p diddy was wearing at his last party

dumbass niggas that dont realize the governments agenda to make all negro men dumber than a platoon of ying yang twins and franchise boys on malt liqour and acid
 
and have every negro girl as stupid and self worthless with the self esteem of the negro women on www.ghettogaggers.com  so they can be smutted by all for the almighty dollar, whilst catchin any std imaginable, while pregant the discarded onto the streets broken tainted used bitter confused heartless and most importantly be ready to do that shit AGAIN AND AGAIN at the flash of any shiny jewlery or the almighty dolla dolla bill


-------every spanish station atleast has the news no matter how  many crazy ass soap operas are on, the latinos dont play that shit, the government aint about to ricky ricardo them muvafukkkas, respect-------------


the crakkkas who will read this and think this is bullshit

stevie callin his skategrocestors coons

keepin it gangsta, instead of keepin it employed and educated and ready to fight these crakkkas till the end

one uppers - why, you dont even get paid for that dumbshit, and 99 percent of the time dudes not even sponsored nor will he ever be ever for that exact same reason, "dude i one upped koston at a demo 5 yrs ago" he says, while exhaling crakkk smoke

undercover racists - get some balls






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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1782 on: November 12, 2006, 06:52:47 PM »
that was a great read

no i dont have any semen on my lips

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1783 on: November 13, 2006, 08:12:48 AM »
first day on a trip to okc, I messed my back up landing straight-legged on a fucking manny pad.  pinched a nerve or something.  my brother was warming up on a tall 11 stair rail, tried a crook and basically face planted at the bottom, breaking his nose.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1784 on: November 13, 2006, 08:27:03 AM »
first day on a trip to okc, I messed my back up landing straight-legged on a fucking manny pad.  pinched a nerve or something.  my brother was warming up on a tall 11 stair rail, tried a crook and basically face planted at the bottom, breaking his nose.

WARMING UP ON 11 STAIR HANDRAIL

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1785 on: November 13, 2006, 01:34:20 PM »
Trying to skate a 10-stair at 9 in the morning and taking a beating before landing anything.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1786 on: November 13, 2006, 02:17:59 PM »
Trying to skate a 10-stair at 9 in the morning and taking a beating before landing anything.



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1787 on: November 13, 2006, 02:28:02 PM »
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Trying to skate a 10-stair at 9 in the morning and taking a beating before landing anything.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1788 on: November 13, 2006, 02:46:00 PM »
I gotta admit that is pretty funny shit. But that wasn't from skating i caught a beatdown. O well life goes on
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1789 on: November 13, 2006, 03:17:38 PM »
Im so bad at Starcraft.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1790 on: November 13, 2006, 03:39:35 PM »
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first day on a trip to okc, I messed my back up landing straight-legged on a fucking manny pad.  pinched a nerve or something.  my brother was warming up on a tall 11 stair rail, tried a crook and basically face planted at the bottom, breaking his nose.
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WARMING UP ON 11 STAIR HANDRAIL

sweet dude I give a shit

you're a fucking idiot, and that wasn't the point of my post.  he was warming up for harder tricks with a crook.  He wanted to do a back blunt and a front tail...it's the rail nick dompierre back nose blunted in a recent issue of TSM...with jamie on the cover.  we weren't warming up on 11, okc spots are a huge bust and that was the last spot we went to due to the high injury factor.  and who are you to talk shit?

s-town holla looks exactly like this 12 year-old kid from OKC we skated with.

starcraft...don't think I ever won without cheating.  of course this was 4 years ago, so....

and I got fired from my job for forgetting to clock out...even though they can correct that shit easy.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1791 on: November 13, 2006, 03:56:45 PM »
having to hand in a paper in 5 hours from now and i still didnt finish it, i wont get a lot of sleep tonight...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1792 on: November 14, 2006, 09:45:32 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1793 on: November 14, 2006, 12:38:39 PM »
the remake of 'the omen'

larry the cable guy

drunk fat chicks

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sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1794 on: November 14, 2006, 12:58:27 PM »
writing papers.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1795 on: November 14, 2006, 01:15:08 PM »
sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1796 on: November 14, 2006, 01:41:50 PM »
how it keeps raining while me and my friends are pinching to skate street. fucking annoys the shit out of me

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1797 on: November 14, 2006, 01:43:48 PM »
The rain. We gotted rained out trying to skate barney allis at 3 in the morning sunday night.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1798 on: November 14, 2006, 07:33:17 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #1799 on: November 14, 2006, 07:55:54 PM »
S-Town Holla! finally discovered marijuana it seems
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