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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2340 on: February 26, 2007, 10:20:11 AM »
We'll see how things work out. I need to make some songs first.


what should i play?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2341 on: February 26, 2007, 10:22:04 AM »
the skin flute

aww that jokes gash
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2342 on: February 26, 2007, 10:24:06 AM »
i dont want to buy one of those.

 ill just record a bunch of random stuff.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2343 on: February 26, 2007, 03:09:21 PM »
you must be really short cause jokes fly over you quite easily

*oh god thats bad
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2344 on: February 26, 2007, 09:38:41 PM »
i know what a skin flute is, and i dont want to buy one steve urkel.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2345 on: February 26, 2007, 09:43:40 PM »
yah i guess you could always go to the home made sex toys site and make your own skin flute, then you dont have to buy it
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2346 on: February 26, 2007, 09:47:49 PM »
you know how hard it would be to make it create noise? you probably could because youre good at it.  how would we use it in out noise band? as a drum stick? or is there some special way to blow it that makes it sound like a beautiful flute?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2347 on: February 26, 2007, 09:48:53 PM »
ohh man. guess again at what a skin flute is
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2348 on: February 26, 2007, 09:51:46 PM »
a penis?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2349 on: February 26, 2007, 09:56:03 PM »
nah man your sick
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2350 on: February 26, 2007, 10:09:14 PM »
I just Urban Dictionary'd it and I was right. What were you going to try to tell me it is? A flute made out of animal skin?


 I'm not stoked on being tired when I get up in the morning, but not being able to sleep at night.

 Being bored of everything. Being pissed at almost nothing. Starting work soon. I'm also stoked on music and not stoked on it at the same time. Not stoked on whining about nothing when kids are starving on the other side of the world.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2351 on: February 27, 2007, 04:04:11 AM »
got my first slinky today. im not too sad, its only my left arm

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2352 on: February 27, 2007, 10:30:53 AM »
I just Urban Dictionary'd it and I was right. What were you going to try to tell me it is? A flute made out of animal skin?

yah, the inuits would make flutes out of skin. your just sick minded tony
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2353 on: February 27, 2007, 01:18:13 PM »
I'm actually stoked on reading this whole page - classic entertainment
...can't believe this thread brought Donnie Murdo out of the woodwork!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2354 on: February 27, 2007, 02:39:38 PM »
yah its really gone to hell
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2355 on: February 27, 2007, 07:25:41 PM »
gettin busted by the pigs

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2356 on: February 27, 2007, 07:56:36 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2357 on: February 27, 2007, 08:00:57 PM »
fucking skating ticket, not even in the "red zone", at the shittiest spot too

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2358 on: February 27, 2007, 08:18:39 PM »
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i was ridin my skate home from a party over the weekend and these frat dudes started givin me shit so i just start swingin my board at them and sent 2 of them to the hospital and i got arrested for aggravated assault and underage drinking

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2359 on: February 27, 2007, 08:22:18 PM »
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i was ridin my skate home from a party over the weekend and these frat dudes started givin me shit so i just start swingin my board at them and sent 2 of them to the hospital and i got arrested for aggravated assault and underage drinking

Hahahaha, FUCK YEA!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2360 on: February 28, 2007, 01:45:56 AM »
yea im not gonna let some frat boys fuck wit me

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2361 on: February 28, 2007, 01:53:14 AM »
hahaha

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2362 on: February 28, 2007, 03:10:40 AM »
knocked out three teeth and destroyed my lip by slipping on some fucking mud! Life is harsh somedays, this is seriously the single lamest thing that has ever happened to me.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2363 on: February 28, 2007, 04:47:20 AM »
knocked out three teeth and destroyed my lip by slipping on some fucking mud! Life is harsh somedays, this is seriously the single lamest thing that has ever happened to me.
Yeah, the streets are nasty sometimes. Last winter I slipped on an icey street and slided into a pole with my scrotum. (I had been running). Caused severe damage to my little friend.
I tend to say it happened while skating though...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2364 on: February 28, 2007, 08:41:35 AM »
Last winter I slipped on an icey street and slided into a pole with my scrotum. (I had been running).

if it was filmed you could have at least won 25 grand by winning americas most funniest home videos. i can just picture the saget voice over right now
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i moved to my city 1 year ago and i'm becomming a little hero here ... everybody thinks that i'm really cool, even the girls fight each other because of me. people are talking how a cool guy i am and stuff.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2365 on: February 28, 2007, 06:00:20 PM »
about 25 of my 30 something t-shirts no longer fitting due to being put in the drier instead of air dryed as always.
i'm stuck with two krooked shirts, a denver shop shirt, a fast life shirt, a zoo york shirt with hot pink lettering(don't ask), and an iron maiden shirt

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2366 on: February 28, 2007, 06:09:36 PM »
wha? just tug on them.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2367 on: February 28, 2007, 06:13:45 PM »
i tried and it barely worked. i guess putting them in the wash again might help but if not i am stuck with a bunch of shirts that will never fit again

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2368 on: February 28, 2007, 06:19:08 PM »
Stretch them out when they're wet.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #2369 on: February 28, 2007, 06:25:02 PM »
alright. thanks for the advice. i've been wearing mediums for the past two years and now only the ones i mentioned fit since they were in the closet. i'm pretty bummed out about it cause i will end up buying a bunch of shirts now instead of other stuff if they don't fit again