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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3120 on: July 04, 2007, 03:04:57 PM »
When I try to download something and it gets to 97.9% and then stops.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3121 on: July 04, 2007, 03:08:28 PM »
your not trying hard enough, i guess

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3122 on: July 04, 2007, 05:21:22 PM »
i left my shoes on the roof of the car last night and forgot about them and this morning my stepdad drove off and my shoes are fucking gone.
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3123 on: July 04, 2007, 05:32:48 PM »
mentos going into law and economics  :-\
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3124 on: July 04, 2007, 07:29:22 PM »
yeah, that bummed me out too.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3125 on: July 05, 2007, 05:26:16 AM »
waking up and realizing i have to clean up vomit in the bathroom

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3126 on: July 05, 2007, 12:19:25 PM »
i left my shoes on the roof of the car last night and forgot about them and this morning my stepdad drove off and my shoes are fucking gone.

You left out the best part...why were your shoes on the roof of the car in the first place???

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3127 on: July 05, 2007, 03:51:19 PM »
So rocking a beater tan already after what, 2 weeks of summer?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3128 on: July 05, 2007, 04:49:14 PM »
have you had the ese' moustache since about 6th grade? heeehee  :)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3129 on: July 05, 2007, 04:52:01 PM »
mentos going into law and economics  :-\

It was either that or a bachelor in arts majoring in Medieval studies.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3130 on: July 05, 2007, 08:19:28 PM »
you totallly should have went for that degree in larp
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3131 on: July 05, 2007, 08:28:17 PM »
hurdy gurdy men make a good living.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3132 on: July 09, 2007, 06:18:52 AM »
I'm sure most have heard about the latest free concerts the white stripes have been playing.. in saskatoon they played a free show at a bowling alley the night before their stadium show.. they have played on moving busses, set up at schools when children get off the bus. Well they came through Toronto last week, and they ended up playing a show at the YMCA.. but what I didn't find out until I went into work later that week, was that their first choice was to play in the lobby of the very burrito restaraunt I happen to work in. I would have been standing right behind them as people start flooding in front of the store freaking out. It easily would have been probably the coolest thing I could ever see. But the forecast called for rain, and they were going to be playing to people outside. FUCK.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3133 on: July 09, 2007, 10:33:21 AM »
The nose of my board cracked/delamed this weekend.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3134 on: July 09, 2007, 12:45:37 PM »
Stereotypical bike messengers.

Eager sales staff.

Stomach pain.

Rain.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3135 on: July 09, 2007, 12:47:15 PM »
Kind of ironic how these lined up one after another in my updated topics... cause its true.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3136 on: July 09, 2007, 02:02:09 PM »
pogosticked myself in the taint. Luckily my rod and tackle weren't caught up in the mix.

Then I hurt my wrist skating a shitty quarterpipe I'll never skate again.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3137 on: July 09, 2007, 05:59:12 PM »
I have 20 fucking hours this week but I'm working all weekend when this girl wanted to hang out.  I suck.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3138 on: July 09, 2007, 09:52:04 PM »
Taking out the garbage.

Confrontation, in general.

Dark chocolate mousse cake.

Waiting a real long time for your bill or change at a restaurant.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3139 on: July 09, 2007, 10:47:08 PM »
Badly needing a new deck and shoes and no money. Plus no money for tickets to see Streetlight Manifesto.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3140 on: July 10, 2007, 01:46:23 AM »
shoes ripped to shit and soles worn out, large chips out of both nose and tail, trucks wiggling like a motherfucker, my whole set up is jacked
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3141 on: July 10, 2007, 02:33:07 AM »
the slam resulting in this:

I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3142 on: July 10, 2007, 06:02:33 AM »
speed wabble on a hill bomb?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3143 on: July 10, 2007, 06:05:57 AM »
Those are some proper war wounds, Eric. You should sport that shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3144 on: July 10, 2007, 06:08:29 AM »
i have to sell my set-up to get something to eat for this week ...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3145 on: July 10, 2007, 10:08:08 AM »
Thats depressing. :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3146 on: July 10, 2007, 10:33:37 AM »
first time since i started to skate 10 years ago i got no board, but some money for a bottle of cheap red wine. welcome to my world, haha

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3147 on: July 10, 2007, 11:10:51 AM »
speed wabble on a hill bomb?

I wish, that'd be so much more worth it. I'll post the slam if I can get my hands on it.

And yeah Grim, I'm considering cutting the right sleeve of my t-shirt before goin into work today

I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3148 on: July 10, 2007, 11:18:44 AM »
Doing all my laundry and leaving it on the floor. Then, going to the bar that night and getting real drunk and waking up the next morning and the pile of clothes is mysteriously wet.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #3149 on: July 10, 2007, 11:26:43 AM »


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