Things you are not stoked on

[Drewsie]

i'm not stoked on the rain at the moment and finishing work at 5.30 blows gaoats aswell but i really don't have anything to complain about..

[steve urkel]

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having mono. having to spit up mucus every ten seconds.

[close]

Yeah, but don't you get mono from making out?  You should be stoked about that.

Yah but you get STD's from sex, and I dont see anyone stoked on that.

[stolengirlfriend]

^^^^ Very true.

[sergio]

snowstorm & pressure cracks

[colin]

I've been kinda sick since last week, even though I've been trying to live pretty healthy lately, and then I got a fucking pretty gnarly cold sore last night. I think the Lord is trying me, in Jesus' name.

[Blue Fescue]

Andy Roy seemed stoked about the STDs, ODB too.

[sheffledge]

flavor flav pickin the crakkka girl over hoops

wtf

coon ass niggas like him

interacial relationships(none of my business but i would never date a crakkkagirl ever, im way to deep for a crakkka bitch)

crakkkas burnin churches in alabama in the 06

genocide music

crakkkas that bump negro genocide music religiously and want to be accepted by the these ignorant coons

niggas who dont realize this

the system

niggas that dont realize that the system is designed to make us slaves again by the end of this century if not half century

the fact that crakkkas VOTE on the RIGHT for negros to VOTE every ten yrs

the fact that niggas dont realize this

the fact that niggas dont vote

the fact that even if niggas did vote their votes wouldnt count nor would they know what theyd be voting about because juelz santana and the diplomats run their mentalities

the fact that niggas cant differentiate life and art

when life imitates art

when art imitates life

stinky feet

niggas thinking that negros have made it because halle won an oscar for gettin whored by a crakkka and for denzel being a tool for the crakkkas

the fact they didnt throw them oscars on the ground instead of coonin it up and cryin at the fact that the whitey gave them a shiny award BLING BLING niggas

pivot grinds to fakie on banks in every video every other clip

triflin bitches

not gettin paid for another two weeks

the government infecting negros with aids in hospitals that are supposed to help them

fake medicine giving to negro patients to further complicate thier conditions

diluted medicine dispersed to negros to make them pay quadruple the amount of money it costs to get one REAL dose

clinics

corey duffel clones

tampered condoms sold in predominantly negro areas to heighten the negro std hiv and aids rates

clinics infecting expectant negro mothers with said diseases to kill them and their negro babies

negro girls aspiring to be video hoes

11 yr negro rape victim mothers

the negros that rape them

crack

8 liqour stores (stategically place on the corner to with bright lights and and cartoonish advertisements that makes the negroman addict think he is entering disneyworld everyday, and to keep his nigga ass fukkked up everydamn day all day so that he will never ever even almost reach his potential)

2 gun shops ( so that he can kill his fellow negroman addict over such petty things as a 2 dollar dice game, or to rob other negros so that he can support his habit(s)

and 5 carryouts that sell the most greasiest most unhealthy hormone induced foods that the muhvafukkas who own the shits wont even feed to thier dying dogs for dumb cheap, that will have kiesha aged 10 with breasts and booty cheeks the size of a grown woman by the time she hits 10 1/2, which will have our asses needing colonactomies(sp) high blood pressure and heart disease by age 30, all  conveniantly within a 4 block radius

the niggas standin outside these places allday everyday

the police

negro police trying to impress their crakkka partners by bustin niggas asses for no reason

the niggas who are out there grimin it up which causes the police to treat every negro like a runaway slave

the police that dont give a fukkk and cant get the niggas they want so they scoop up the nearest one

malt liqour aka liquid crakkk sold in negro areas to to literally rot his blakkk ass from the inside out

cancer

tampered newports with 80 times the toxins of those sold in crakkka communities  flooded into the negro community to kill us faster and more efficiently, but everything they give us is tainted so  i do believe to an extent that our immune systems are superior do to our consumption of tainted materials, although they do white trash just the same, and the extermination of the negro has priority over impoverished crakkkas

(not all negros, just those of us in predominantly niggadout hoods, they have other means to get us like survielance cameras in our homes, cars, and workplaces,  as well as tainting our tap water) its real

the fact that niggas and dumbass crakkka ass crakkkas actually believe that cigarettes are race specified when in reality more crakkkas smoke newports than niggas, and that camels and marbs are no safer than kools, and the fact that ALL CIGARETTES WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU CANCER, but for us negros that probably is sooner than later

middle class negro children not feelin BLACK enough because they dont live in government housing projects or crime ridden areas, that fake hood and never reach thier full potentials cuz the REAL niggas might call them white if they ACCELERATE AT ANYTHING POSITIVE

these dumbass BLESSED suburban negro children that dont realize that REAL niggas get into REAL trouble and will never hold down REAL jobs

the people who make them feel that way

white people who tell negros whats black and whats not

Bullshit Entertainment Television not havin any  fukkkin NEWS besides who usher is fukkkin and what p diddy was wearing at his last party

dumbass niggas that dont realize the governments agenda to make all negro men dumber than a platoon of ying yang twins and franchise boys on malt liqour and acid
 
and have every negro girl as stupid and self worthless with the self esteem of the negro women on www.ghettogaggers.com  so they can be smutted by all for the almighty dollar, whilst catchin any std imaginable, while pregant the discarded onto the streets broken tainted used bitter confused heartless and most importantly be ready to do that shit AGAIN AND AGAIN at the flash of any shiny jewlery or the almighty dolla dolla bill


-------every spanish station atleast has the news no matter how  many crazy ass soap operas are on, the latinos dont play that shit, the government aint about to ricky ricardo them muvafukkkas, respect-------------


the crakkkas who will read this and think this is bullshit

stevie callin his skategrocestors coons

keepin it gangsta, instead of keepin it employed and educated and ready to fight these crakkkas till the end

one uppers - why, you dont even get paid for that dumbshit, and 99 percent of the time dudes not even sponsored nor will he ever be ever for that exact same reason, "dude i one upped koston at a demo 5 yrs ago" he says, while exhaling crakkk smoke

undercover racists - get some balls






you

and

again

[1992]

Hangovers,riding the bus(shame train),rainy weather,having a cold,shitty shows on television,court fines,the all-state smoking ban,cd's that skip when you just bought them,Burger King,having to move back in with my parents for awhile,watching other people skate and have a good time and you're not because you're injured,running out of art supplies,flaky people,white kids that try to act black,skateboardrumors.com,8 bucks a pack for smokes,Keystone Ice, and paying cover charges to watch shitty bands.

that is all.

*oh yeah.....and stuck-up women that think thier shit smells like roses....

[gue$t]

greed
egos
po pos
facism
racism

[woody]

the smelly girl who sits next to me in physics class and asks me for help every 5 seconds.

[stolengirlfriend]

the smelly girl who sits next to me in physics class and asks me for help every 5 seconds.

Smelly?  Like B.O. smelly?  Or curry smelly?

[Drewsie]

the smelly girl who sits next to me in physics class and asks me for help every 5 seconds.

I've got a sure fire solution to your problem.. next time shes ask for some help, whip out your old fella and ask her to help you out..

[CUDDLEMONSTER]

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the smelly girl who sits next to me in physics class and asks me for help every 5 seconds.

[close]

Smelly?  Like B.O. smelly?  Or curry smelly?

curry smellies don't need help in physics class

[stolengirlfriend]

curry smellies don't need help in physics class

Oh yeah.  Didn't really think of that.

[doompatrol]

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flavor flav pickin the crakkka girl over hoops

wtf

coon ass niggas like him

interacial relationships(none of my business but i would never date a crakkkagirl ever, im way to deep for a crakkka bitch)

crakkkas burnin churches in alabama in the 06

genocide music

crakkkas that bump negro genocide music religiously and want to be accepted by the these ignorant coons

niggas who dont realize this

the system

niggas that dont realize that the system is designed to make us slaves again by the end of this century if not half century

the fact that crakkkas VOTE on the RIGHT for negros to VOTE every ten yrs

the fact that niggas dont realize this

the fact that niggas dont vote

the fact that even if niggas did vote their votes wouldnt count nor would they know what theyd be voting about because juelz santana and the diplomats run their mentalities

the fact that niggas cant differentiate life and art

when life imitates art

when art imitates life

stinky feet

niggas thinking that negros have made it because halle won an oscar for gettin whored by a crakkka and for denzel being a tool for the crakkkas

the fact they didnt throw them oscars on the ground instead of coonin it up and cryin at the fact that the whitey gave them a shiny award BLING BLING niggas

pivot grinds to fakie on banks in every video every other clip

triflin bitches

not gettin paid for another two weeks

the government infecting negros with aids in hospitals that are supposed to help them

fake medicine giving to negro patients to further complicate thier conditions

diluted medicine dispersed to negros to make them pay quadruple the amount of money it costs to get one REAL dose

clinics

corey duffel clones

tampered condoms sold in predominantly negro areas to heighten the negro std hiv and aids rates

clinics infecting expectant negro mothers with said diseases to kill them and their negro babies

negro girls aspiring to be video hoes

11 yr negro rape victim mothers

the negros that rape them

crack

8 liqour stores (stategically place on the corner to with bright lights and and cartoonish advertisements that makes the negroman addict think he is entering disneyworld everyday, and to keep his nigga ass fukkked up everydamn day all day so that he will never ever even almost reach his potential)

2 gun shops ( so that he can kill his fellow negroman addict over such petty things as a 2 dollar dice game, or to rob other negros so that he can support his habit(s)

and 5 carryouts that sell the most greasiest most unhealthy hormone induced foods that the muhvafukkas who own the shits wont even feed to thier dying dogs for dumb cheap, that will have kiesha aged 10 with breasts and booty cheeks the size of a grown woman by the time she hits 10 1/2, which will have our asses needing colonactomies(sp) high blood pressure and heart disease by age 30, all  conveniantly within a 4 block radius

the niggas standin outside these places allday everyday

the police

negro police trying to impress their crakkka partners by bustin niggas asses for no reason

the niggas who are out there grimin it up which causes the police to treat every negro like a runaway slave

the police that dont give a fukkk and cant get the niggas they want so they scoop up the nearest one

malt liqour aka liquid crakkk sold in negro areas to to literally rot his blakkk ass from the inside out

cancer

tampered newports with 80 times the toxins of those sold in crakkka communities  flooded into the negro community to kill us faster and more efficiently, but everything they give us is tainted so  i do believe to an extent that our immune systems are superior do to our consumption of tainted materials, although they do white trash just the same, and the extermination of the negro has priority over impoverished crakkkas

(not all negros, just those of us in predominantly niggadout hoods, they have other means to get us like survielance cameras in our homes, cars, and workplaces,  as well as tainting our tap water) its real

the fact that niggas and dumbass crakkka ass crakkkas actually believe that cigarettes are race specified when in reality more crakkkas smoke newports than niggas, and that camels and marbs are no safer than kools, and the fact that ALL CIGARETTES WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU CANCER, but for us negros that probably is sooner than later

middle class negro children not feelin BLACK enough because they dont live in government housing projects or crime ridden areas, that fake hood and never reach thier full potentials cuz the REAL niggas might call them white if they ACCELERATE AT ANYTHING POSITIVE

these dumbass BLESSED suburban negro children that dont realize that REAL niggas get into REAL trouble and will never hold down REAL jobs

the people who make them feel that way

white people who tell negros whats black and whats not

Bullshit Entertainment Television not havin any  fukkkin NEWS besides who usher is fukkkin and what p diddy was wearing at his last party

dumbass niggas that dont realize the governments agenda to make all negro men dumber than a platoon of ying yang twins and franchise boys on malt liqour and acid
 
and have every negro girl as stupid and self worthless with the self esteem of the negro women on www.ghettogaggers.com  so they can be smutted by all for the almighty dollar, whilst catchin any std imaginable, while pregant the discarded onto the streets broken tainted used bitter confused heartless and most importantly be ready to do that shit AGAIN AND AGAIN at the flash of any shiny jewlery or the almighty dolla dolla bill


-------every spanish station atleast has the news no matter how  many crazy ass soap operas are on, the latinos dont play that shit, the government aint about to ricky ricardo them muvafukkkas, respect-------------


the crakkkas who will read this and think this is bullshit

stevie callin his skategrocestors coons

keepin it gangsta, instead of keepin it employed and educated and ready to fight these crakkkas till the end

one uppers - why, you dont even get paid for that dumbshit, and 99 percent of the time dudes not even sponsored nor will he ever be ever for that exact same reason, "dude i one upped koston at a demo 5 yrs ago" he says, while exhaling crakkk smoke

undercover racists - get some balls






you

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and

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This kept me entertained for almost an hour. Clyde...you oughtta get paid for this shit, man. Much better than your myspace blogs. Three cheers for conspiracy theories!

[woody]

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the smelly girl who sits next to me in physics class and asks me for help every 5 seconds.

[close]

I've got a sure fire solution to your problem.. next time shes ask for some help, whip out your old fella and ask her to help you out..

That would be pretty funny but I try to maintain as much distance as possible. In 10th grade she sat  maybe like 5 feet away from me for a few weeks and I could hear her burp as she ate in class. Not ocasionally either, about every 5 seconds for a few minutes. Not loud belches, but almost like little baby burps.

[Brandon]

the fact that i get a bunch of snot/mucus build-up when i skate sometimes.  allergies?  sinus infection?  who knows, it's annoying though.

[woody]

I dont get why buses even have schedules if they never follow them.

[Bill]

New Jersey
My so called friends.
Car insurance.

[Stewbaby]

gasys

[Fulton]

Broke my ass in a nasty fall

[bumbaclaat]

losing my ledge tricks

[sergio]

sliding door in my shower collapsed

[Vauxhall]

^ that happened to a friend of mine, sliced up his arm pretty good

Losing friends over time, then having them add you to some corny online community and feeling depressed as you look over all your old friends from years ago. Fuck it, onto the stoked thread

[mbl88]

my sausage dog ran away

[skeet skeet skeet]

Riding broken frankenstein Indys that are so loose that any sudden ankle movement results in wheel bite and the board abruptly stopping.

[Bruce Wayne]

going to the kayo site and every time my mouse goes over a certain part I have to hear that "it's official" shit.

[stolengirlfriend]

Sketchy weekend.
OTC sleep medications.
Leaking window.
The fucker that decided to drive his car from the frontage road onto 880 this morning.

[bumbaclaat]

being this bored at work

[mbl88]

my fish died