Things you are not stoked on

[MikeyPioggia]

worddd.

[marty.]

Started giving myself a "Skate or Die" tattoo as a joke, got to the T and felt like I was gonna puke. I don't currently feel up to finishing it,
so for the time being I have the word "SKAT" tattooed on my foot.

[mgc]

osgood slaughters

[Bill]

Going to what was presumably a decent concrete park only to get there and find out that they used the absolute worst cement workers ever. Not one thing in the entire place was smooth or had a decent transition. Everything was full of waves or went to vert after 4 feet. Not to mention that its behind a church and ran by people who work there. After signing the waiver to skate, the dudes tried to give us free bibles. On top of that, they had to blast some emo bullshit the whole time which is apparently ok with God, while old Metallica is not. I guess God likes hearing dudes with bad haircuts and make up cry about their girlfriends breaking up with them. Who would have guessed?

[H8R vol.2]

kids and filming.

i went to the skatepark the other day where some little kid(probably like 13) was filming some stupid shit.  he could barely ollie but he and his buddy are filming anyway.  so whatevs, the kid lands whatever but instead of going off to the side and looking at his footage, he stops right at the bottom of the pyramid.  i rolled by once and asked him to move nicely and he completely ignores me, so i go by a second time and ask him again, he still ignores me.  WTF!, so straight threaten his ass(i hate doing that its just skateboarding after all) thats when he finally moves.......moral of the story, i fuckin HATE kids!  i wish i was younger just so i can slap the shit out of some of these little assholes.   


 

[lophatrophazoa]

befriend them and steer them in the right direction

jk, fuck everyone, da world revolves around me so suck it

[yeah dude!]

Started giving myself a "Skate or Die" tattoo as a joke, got to the T and felt like I was gonna puke. I don't currently feel up to finishing it,
so for the time being I have the word "SKAT" tattooed on my foot.

Gnar'd for giving yourself a tattoo. I don't think I could ever do that.

[marty.]

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Started giving myself a "Skate or Die" tattoo as a joke, got to the T and felt like I was gonna puke. I don't currently feel up to finishing it,
so for the time being I have the word "SKAT" tattooed on my foot.

[close]

Gnar'd for giving yourself a tattoo. I don't think I could ever do that.

Dude it's sooo bad, it's hilarious. I'll post a pic when it's done.

[yeah dude!]

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Started giving myself a "Skate or Die" tattoo as a joke, got to the T and felt like I was gonna puke. I don't currently feel up to finishing it,
so for the time being I have the word "SKAT" tattooed on my foot.

[close]

Gnar'd for giving yourself a tattoo. I don't think I could ever do that.

[close]

Dude it's sooo bad, it's hilarious. I'll post a pic when it's done.

Actually, I'm looking for a new avatar so maybe you could post a pic of it now?

[marty.]

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Started giving myself a "Skate or Die" tattoo as a joke, got to the T and felt like I was gonna puke. I don't currently feel up to finishing it,
so for the time being I have the word "SKAT" tattooed on my foot.

[close]

Gnar'd for giving yourself a tattoo. I don't think I could ever do that.

[close]

Dude it's sooo bad, it's hilarious. I'll post a pic when it's done.

[close]

It's still only on "SKAT", do you want that?
Actually, I'm looking for a new avatar so maybe you could post a pic of it now?

[H8R vol.2]

you know that skat means shit, right?

i hope you fill in that last letter or your friends are gonna clown you. 

[marty.]

Yeah, which is why I'm not stoked on it. Though I think that is spelled "scat" though. Still close enough to be embarrassing.

[marty.]

some kid in a neighboring city was stabbed and killed behind the school right by the skatepark , by a group of about a 100 or so natives , right across the street from these apartments , anyone that was coming outside to see what was going on were threatened and told to get back in their houses
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Damn, that's fucked. I saw a guy get stabbed about a year ago when I was leaving this show. I didn't even know what was going on, just this big swarm of people gathered around this guy, and then he was on the ground. Thankfully he didn't die though.

[poocrusher]

When I'm chilling and some total shit-bag rolls up and tries to Relate to me cause I skateboard.  Then I realize that he thinks that I'm also a total piece of shit because I skate.  But what really bothers me is that he really is bigger bag of shit than I am.  He just believes his shittyness is on the same level as me.  Don't get me wrong, I really am a piece of shit, but I don't need to be reminded of it by an even bigger piece of shit.

[poocrusher]

But would it be any more or less disgusting if I was crushing something cute...

"kittycrusher"

"puppycrusher"

"rainbowcrusher"

"unicorncrusher"

what about if I crushing something disgusting but really disturbing

"tamponcrusher"

"diarrheacrusher"

I could give my self and alias

"jonbenetramsaycrusher" aka teenbeautypagentqueencrusher

"testiclecrusher" aka spermasaurasrexcrusher

But I really like the way poocrusher just rolls of the tongue...

[VHS]

Can you describe how you crush the pooh? with your hands or do you have some sort of device?

[poocrusher]

Can you describe how you crush the pooh? with your hands or do you have some sort of device?

when you refer to "Pooh" my thoughts wander...I think of honey and runny warm honey...then I think more about the above diarrheacrushing...

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writing an essay on the heroes of beowulf
rewriting a paragraph about what i think a hero is
fuck heroes

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

My grandmother just had a stroke.

[mikefork]

My grandmother just had a stroke.

bummer, sorry to hear it

[defiantnate]

I'm gonna be late for work because I can get off of slap... and I have to skate all the way there. FUCK!

[sebastian toombs]

tonycoxhox becoming a junky.

[heckler]

My grandmother just had a stroke.

I'm sorry.

[brent]

holy shit look at the "team" page http://www.tonymaples.com/index.htm

[mikefork]

we just got fucking robbed. i was at the coliseum today because my buddy john was working and we were going to go skate afterwards. this kid comes in right as we were closing up wanting to buy a board, shoes, and a wallet so we kept the shop open. a half hour after listening to his religous nonsense, and i mean complete nonstop nonsense, he says i'm with jesus and walks out of the store with the stuff. this kid zach and i run to the door andd i have a bottle in my hand about to crack him over the ehad and john follows, we get outside and the kid fucking vanished. i called his work trying to find out when he was scheduled to work again and i found out that he was never even employed by the place so now everyone is looking for the kid wanting to kill him

[sebastian toombs]

if he vanished, hes either with jesus or satan, so you ought to drop the case...

[al boo boo]

hahah, fuck coliseum...............my homie pulled a heist on a skateshop once, ran out with two pairs of shoes, some decks and jeans..ran across traffic and back into the car..got caught the next day.

[Guile]

Your account has been permanently disabled.

i got youtubed.

[mikefork]

hahah, fuck coliseum...............my homie pulled a heist on a skateshop once, ran out with two pairs of shoes, some decks and jeans..ran across traffic and back into the car..got caught the next day.

and that is why you and your friends are worthless pieces of shit

[max power]

cutting up hot peppers and then scratching your balls