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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4020 on: September 26, 2007, 08:40:13 PM »
mods, please do something!

Where are the mods? They have been severely slacking.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4021 on: September 26, 2007, 08:40:50 PM »
elf (the theatrical nature of such a revelation appeals to him), Tom restrains himself. Instead of leaving the note as he planned, Tom leaves with the note still in his pocket and returns to the island where he, Joe, and Huck continue their adventures. Eventually, Joe Harper becomes homesick and, despite Tom’s ridicule, he starts home. Huck, who has no home, also desires to return to his customary haunts. After all else fails, Tom reveals to them his secret plans, and the other boys decide to remain.
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That night, the boys are awakened by an approaching, driving storm. They take shelter under the inland tent until the tent blows away. Then they huddle together under an oak tree. After the fierceness of the storm abates, they return to their camp and find it destroyed. They realize that could have been killed had they remained in their camp.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4022 on: September 26, 2007, 09:21:22 PM »
somebody cut these rat finks off

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4023 on: September 26, 2007, 09:22:19 PM »
I'm not stoked because I can't get health insurance until March... Fuck man!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4024 on: September 27, 2007, 08:57:33 AM »
jeezy aint stoked because static 3 aint out yet and a nigga get impatient
JEEZY NEVER DIES

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4025 on: September 27, 2007, 10:56:09 AM »
yeah, isn't static supposed to be premiering tomarrow?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4026 on: September 27, 2007, 11:01:09 AM »
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P.S. Artichoke, don't you feel guilty about throwing away all those gloves after you've used them to cut peppers?
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No, why would I?


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For me, I try to produce as little trash as possible.

toonie, my allergies have been pretty fucked this fall, as well.
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Yeah, I usually try to do that, but not washing my hands for 25 minutes so that I can scratch my eye is worth it.

Cool. You know, I don't think I have any experience chopping up the kind of peppers that you guys are talking about, so I don't know, maybe I would want the gloves, too!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4027 on: September 27, 2007, 11:04:07 AM »
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P.S. Artichoke, don't you feel guilty about throwing away all those gloves after you've used them to cut peppers?
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No, why would I?


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For me, I try to produce as little trash as possible.

toonie, my allergies have been pretty fucked this fall, as well.
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what are you allergic to?

Hayfeaver, mostly, I think. This fall has been especially bad in Colorado. We've had rain, followed by warmth, so the plants are thriving!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4028 on: September 27, 2007, 02:24:51 PM »
just got home from work. I' worked 10 hours on tuesday, then worked another 30 hours in the last 2 days, and I'm going in for another 8 to work graveyard tonight.

In the last two days I've pealed my weight in potato's and cut half my weight in onions, though i did make three awesome meat platters, or as i kept calling them, "my succulant meat flowers".

shit has suuuucked
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4029 on: September 27, 2007, 03:28:23 PM »
Working in a tiny kitchen with two old dudes who smoke cigarettes right next to me and talk in Lebanese all the time.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal for them to smoke like that, and as a non-smoker it really bugs me.

But what am I gonna do, call the labor board on them, and then get fired?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4030 on: September 27, 2007, 03:33:37 PM »
suck their penises and everything will be fine, duh.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4031 on: September 27, 2007, 03:44:27 PM »
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way too many terrible fake accounts. this place sucks >:(
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Yeah, this is really getting out of hand.

can mods delete accounts? or are we just doomed for more gayness

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4032 on: September 27, 2007, 04:32:26 PM »
Working in a tiny kitchen with two old dudes who smoke cigarettes right next to me and talk in Lebanese all the time.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal for them to smoke like that, and as a non-smoker it really bugs me.

But what am I gonna do, call the labor board on them, and then get fired?


They also give me one 15 minute break every 8 hour shift. These guys are sketchy as fuck. They're friends with drug lords and shit. And they demand one week's notice prior to quitting.

The only way I see myself keeping my life and sanity, is to write a letter explaining exactly why I can no longer work there. And how I won't report them or ask for my 3 days pay, in exchange for my freedom.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4033 on: September 27, 2007, 07:06:26 PM »
I broke/Sprained my right thumb at work today...  :'(

biggums mcgee

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4034 on: September 27, 2007, 08:05:51 PM »
seeing the traffic video in zumiez


stoked on -- steal lets live, the mystery video, and a pair a vans from zumiez!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4035 on: September 27, 2007, 08:24:23 PM »
Not stoked on Sergio focusing his account.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4036 on: September 27, 2007, 08:28:23 PM »
Not stoked on Sergio focusing his account.
He did? Why? When?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4037 on: September 27, 2007, 08:30:12 PM »
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Working in a tiny kitchen with two old dudes who smoke cigarettes right next to me and talk in Lebanese all the time.

I'm pretty sure it's illegal for them to smoke like that, and as a non-smoker it really bugs me.

But what am I gonna do, call the labor board on them, and then get fired?
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They also give me one 15 minute break every 8 hour shift. These guys are sketchy as fuck. They're friends with drug lords and shit. And they demand one week's notice prior to quitting.

The only way I see myself keeping my life and sanity, is to write a letter explaining exactly why I can no longer work there. And how I won't report them or ask for my 3 days pay, in exchange for my freedom.

come work at The Harmon with me  :D

that way I won't have to work 15 hour days. You're not above prep cooking/dish washing, right?
 
I think the starting pay is 9/hour, you get as many breaks as you want so long as you don't fuck with labor, and after work they'll get you drunk for free.
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4038 on: September 27, 2007, 08:41:47 PM »
I've been having deja vu a lot lately. For the past week I've been having one or two really strong episodes of it nearly every day. It's always a really cool feeling, but is there any health thing that could be causing this? Like a White Noise-esque airborne toxic event type situation?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4039 on: September 27, 2007, 08:43:25 PM »
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Not stoked on Sergio focusing his account.
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He did? Why? When?
Scroll up on this page, he has a post but now it says that he's a guest.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4040 on: September 27, 2007, 09:11:54 PM »
so stoked on this video  :D

but not stoked on douche bags like this, ALL over

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4041 on: September 27, 2007, 11:10:19 PM »
I've been having deja vu a lot lately. For the past week I've been having one or two really strong episodes of it nearly every day. It's always a really cool feeling, but is there any health thing that could be causing this? Like a White Noise-esque airborne toxic event type situation?

I get like that every once in a while. I won't have deja vu for a long time, then I'll get it 5 times in a week. It always freaks me out.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4042 on: September 28, 2007, 07:30:21 AM »
ripping the ass out of my favorite jeans and not being able to find any new ones  i like.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4043 on: September 28, 2007, 08:12:32 AM »
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I've been having deja vu a lot lately. For the past week I've been having one or two really strong episodes of it nearly every day. It's always a really cool feeling, but is there any health thing that could be causing this? Like a White Noise-esque airborne toxic event type situation?
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I get like that every once in a while. I won't have deja vu for a long time, then I'll get it 5 times in a week. It always freaks me out.

yah its always little things too, and its fucked when it clicks and you know whats gonna happened next. one time some guy was talking to his friend on the train and i knew i had seen this situation before in a dream and i guessed what he was gonna say next. so i had to go to church the next day and pray to the lord to rid my demons so i could return to my life of not questioning things
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4044 on: September 28, 2007, 10:29:25 AM »
Useless wooden toy banter has hit an all time low the past week...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4045 on: September 28, 2007, 11:48:37 AM »
i tried to talk to god, but the line was busy.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4046 on: September 28, 2007, 12:41:49 PM »
I think I might have a tapeworm

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4047 on: September 28, 2007, 01:02:45 PM »
catching up on my missed episodes of weeds to find out an olson twin has been added to the episode. shit looks like ET with drug dealers.
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« Reply #4048 on: September 28, 2007, 02:17:01 PM »
catching up on my missed episodes of weeds to find out an olson twin has been added to the episode. shit looks like ET with drug dealers.

sigh, yep. they replaced my baby zooey deschanel with ms. negative ass.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #4049 on: September 28, 2007, 02:25:40 PM »
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I've been having deja vu a lot lately. For the past week I've been having one or two really strong episodes of it nearly every day. It's always a really cool feeling, but is there any health thing that could be causing this? Like a White Noise-esque airborne toxic event type situation?
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I get like that every once in a while. I won't have deja vu for a long time, then I'll get it 5 times in a week. It always freaks me out.
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yah its always little things too, and its fucked when it clicks and you know whats gonna happened next. one time some guy was talking to his friend on the train and i knew i had seen this situation before in a dream and i guessed what he was gonna say next. so i had to go to church the next day and pray to the lord to rid my demons so i could return to my life of not questioning things

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