Jesus fucking Christ! I can't get a job anywhere, everywhere I get interviewed they're like "We're gonna call your last two jobs, from which you quit and got fired, to see if they'd take you back." I've burned all my bridges and my old references are surely getting sick of backing me up every two months.
I'm officially fucked. Nice knowing you SLAP, I'll soon have to sell my computer and everything else I own and move out on the street.