Things you are not stoked on

[sebastian toombs]

I woke up this morning to snow. Everything is white.

i thought i was in kingston for a minute...   oh well, time to put the shred sled away and break out the xtreme toboggan...

[BallDontLie]

No precipitation here, but it dipped below 60 degrees, which is pretty shocking.

It went from like 85 with insane humidity yesterday to 57 today. I feel your pain.

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

My sister is loud, annoying, and retarted.

She just came in singing "I got my drink and my 2 step" in front of like 5 old people here for dinner.

She's 22 years of age.

And she calls the dog a slut sometimes when she jumps on people...That makes me want to punch a hole in my monitor.

I have weird "not stoked on" shit.

[brent]

is she hot? post pics dude.

[heckler]

is she hot? post pics dude.

Beat me to it!

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I'm not posting pictures of my sister on the internet. Fuck that shit.

[damian]

My sister is loud, annoying, and retarted.

She just came in singing "I got my drink and my 2 step" in front of like 5 old people here for dinner.

She's 22 years of age.

And she calls the dog a slut sometimes when she jumps on people...That makes me want to punch a hole in my monitor.

I have weird "not stoked on" shit.

she's drunk, smell her.

[sebastian toombs]

retarted.

thatd be good name for a christina aguilera album...

[Joshewuhh]

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retarted.

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thatd be good name for a christina aguilera album...

Not stoked on admitting i'd like to get some of her pregnant snacth

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

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My sister is loud, annoying, and retarted.

She just came in singing "I got my drink and my 2 step" in front of like 5 old people here for dinner.

She's 22 years of age.

And she calls the dog a slut sometimes when she jumps on people...That makes me want to punch a hole in my monitor.

I have weird "not stoked on" shit.

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she's drunk, smell her.

Nah, when she's drunk she rants about how her boyfriend doesn't know who Al Gore is. Then watches that dancing penguin cartoon movie and dances to it.

She sucks at being drunk.

[damian]

sounds like you need to slip some gloves on throw some boiled rocks at her.

[OttoMaddox]

Schoolwork.  Winter.  My shitty diet.  Exams. 

[frisco]

Schoolwork.  Winter.  My shitty diet.  Exams. 

i'd add in...nothing thats exactly what im not stoked on

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I got a 0 on a biology test.

I'm gonna chew my teacher out on monday.

[biggums mcgee]

sounds like you need to slip some gloves on throw some boiled rocks at her.

heh wow.

[defiantnate]

Hearing shit for people sucks, I trust my girlfriend but I hear shit from people about her not being so cool... I don't know who to trust. Why do women have to be so fucking complicated? I really am not mentally stable enough to be fucked with. People love drama, but I don't... I kills me inside.

[WonkaBar]

im gonna find hannah montana, and everyone from her show, headbutt her fuckin face in, rip her arms off, and lock them all in a room with nothing to eat but each other, forever

[brent]

im gonna find hannah montana, and everyone from her show, headbutt her fuckin face in, rip her arms off, and lock them all in a room with nothing to eat but each other, forever

[E.l.G]

The things a man will do for his kids...

Seriously though, that Hannah Montana girl is mind blowingly annoying. There is absolutely no reason for anyone to open their mouth that wide when they talk.

[sebastian toombs]

the ads for viagra on canadian tv...   god damn i want to kill whoever is responsible for those

[E.l.G]

The international language of horny old men ones? Fuck those things. Fuck all advertisements really.

[E.l.G]

I'm not stoked on how much I've been posting the last few minutes. Time to get off the computer.

[USA #1, Motherfucker.]

I CAN'T PUT INTO WORDS HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO BE NUMBER ONE. THANKYOU JESUS. WE LOVE YOU, WE FEAR YOU.

[Diesel]

My username

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

USA #1, Motherfucker.

[USA #1, Motherfucker.]

My username

It's alright, cubano. This here American country has opens arms to bandage your foreign wounds. All you have to do is be patriotic and fear or God immensely.

USA #1, Motherfucker.

You may rep foreign audio equipment, but you're American at heart. How Can YOU BE NOT STOKED ON ME AFTER 10 POSTS.
AM I GONNA HAVE TO KNUCKLE UP AND SHOW YOU WHY OUR COLORS DON'T RUN?

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USA #1, Motherfucker.

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You may rep foreign audio equipment, but you're American at heart. How Can YOU BE NOT STOKED ON ME AFTER 10 POSTS.
AM I GONNA HAVE TO KNUCKLE UP AND SHOW YOU WHY OUR COLORS DON'T RUN?

Jesus... Jackson go away for fuck sakes...

[mikefork]

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USA #1, Motherfucker.

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You may rep foreign audio equipment, but you're American at heart. How Can YOU BE NOT STOKED ON ME AFTER 10 POSTS.
AM I GONNA HAVE TO KNUCKLE UP AND SHOW YOU WHY OUR COLORS DON'T RUN?

[close]

Jesus... Jackson go away for fuck sakes...

it is by far one of the worst accounts on the board

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USA #1, Motherfucker.

[close]

You may rep foreign audio equipment, but you're American at heart. How Can YOU BE NOT STOKED ON ME AFTER 10 POSTS.
AM I GONNA HAVE TO KNUCKLE UP AND SHOW YOU WHY OUR COLORS DON'T RUN?

[close]

Jesus... Jackson go away for fuck sakes...

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it is by far one of the worst accounts on the board

We all say that.

Then someone new steps up...

[USA #1, Motherfucker.]

who the fuck are you? i've been on slap long before you even knew what it was, honey. OPEN UP ONE ACCOUNT ON HERE AND SUDDENLY I'M JACKSON? you go away, i was here first. The eagle stares at you angrily as it retracts its talons, because it knows you are no threat.