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marty.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5460 on: December 07, 2007, 03:23:04 PM »
Total time logged in: 70 days, 9 hours and 26 minutes.

what the fuck! even when i sign out it still says i'm online and my time logged in here is fucked! why is this happening? i want a fucking answer.

That happened to me when I first came here. If you're set to "Always stay logged in" or whatever it's called, you've gotta hit the logout button next to the calendar button when you leave. My total time is all out of whack cause of that too. I remember lurking here on my brother's laptop when I wasn't signed in, and it said I was, and I was all freaked thinking somebody hacked my account.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5461 on: December 07, 2007, 04:53:41 PM »
yeah i just figured that out right now, i never actually logged out  >:(
This armor plating is going to get a little more diesel.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5462 on: December 07, 2007, 04:59:21 PM »
I never log out and my time spent on here is accurate.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5463 on: December 07, 2007, 05:37:45 PM »
its way to cold to be the west coast right now.
If you get inspired to skate a certain way, how concerned are you with its popularity or acceptability within the skate world
I thought skating was popular and acceptable in the skate world. Maybe I didn't get that press release.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5464 on: December 07, 2007, 05:42:54 PM »
You know that song "Buffalo Stance" by Nina Cherry? I'm not stoked on that song at all... mainly because of the part where she's like "the guy's just a gigolo, maaaaaan...," but worst of all, the part where she starts laughing. I haven't actually heard the song in several years, but still, I'm not stoked on it whatsoever.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5465 on: December 07, 2007, 08:42:11 PM »
haircuts

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5466 on: December 07, 2007, 08:47:43 PM »
being kicked out of my friends house by his dad then having to drive home drunk as hell.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5467 on: December 07, 2007, 08:52:17 PM »
Winter.


FUCKING SUCKS.
backing this
having it snow for a couple days then shoveling out spots and laying down ice melt blows, then you have to add in the thirty-twenty degree weather, and it getting dark at four o'clock everyday

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5468 on: December 07, 2007, 08:52:50 PM »
winter
women
feeling scraped out
exhaustion
sketchy "friends"
the inability to move ahead in life
my shitty fucking job
realizing how full of shit my dad is (its a given, most are)
money
bills
fucktards
kids at skateparks
drinking too much
feeling like shit
putting on weight
having not got into any decent music in forever.
all the morons around my area, my patience is wearing thin.

shit sucks right now.
except for the dad thing, that might as well be my list.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5469 on: December 07, 2007, 09:14:40 PM »
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Winter.


FUCKING SUCKS.
[close]
backing this
having it snow for a couple days then shoveling out spots and laying down ice melt blows, then you have to add in the thirty-twenty degree weather, and it getting dark at four o'clock everyday
consider yourself lucky then

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5470 on: December 07, 2007, 09:51:43 PM »
it's been about two months scince i rolled it my ankle still doesn't work right. i got it checked out and the doctor said the bones were kinda misshapen from so much abuse, but nothing was broken or anything. so i dont even know what the fucks up with it, and trying to skate just makes me want to cry a little.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5471 on: December 07, 2007, 09:55:13 PM »
can't find a zip zinger

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5472 on: December 07, 2007, 09:59:18 PM »
I am right here

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5473 on: December 07, 2007, 10:18:49 PM »
There were no two ways about it. When I was fourteen… I was a pretty cool kid. Not in the ninety-ninth-percentile of coolness, maybe, but definitely top third of my class. I knew the walk. I knew the talk. I received oral. I was no rookie. I had my own kinda... style. But, like a lot of cool kids my age, I did have one tragic flaw. One terrible secret that threatened the very fabric of my fragile image. I, Kevin Arnold, had a mom.
I remember a place...a town, a house like a lot of other houses....a yard like a lot of other yards...a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is....after all these years, I still look back...with wonder.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5474 on: December 07, 2007, 11:47:02 PM »
Inconsiderate neighbors...earlier today they dropped part of a tree they were cutting down into our yard and I had to help them move it back over the fence. Now they are thanking me by having their stupid kids scream, run/jump around, and find other creative ways of waking up my son.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5475 on: December 08, 2007, 01:53:56 AM »
diarrhea

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5476 on: December 08, 2007, 06:32:16 AM »
diarrhea
I actually don't mind diarrhea--it always feels kind of cleansing and cathartic. As long as it doesn't hit at an inopertune time.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5477 on: December 08, 2007, 07:37:38 AM »
I brought a girl home from the bar and fucked her. I had to leave early the next morning for work and told her she could sleep longer and leave whenever she got up. She called me at work and said she had a weird question for me "do you know what I did with my tampon?" she asked? After I wrote off getting a boner for the next 36 hours, I responded "did I push it in?" I didn't remember seeing any blood when I woke up so I had no idea. I worked all day thinking I was going to have blood all over my sheets. I got home and walked straight to my room to see the damages, and there was nothing. So after that I went to smoke a joint and realized she stole my weed. Bummer. At least she didn't bleed on me.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5478 on: December 08, 2007, 07:47:20 AM »
haha good story.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5479 on: December 08, 2007, 08:45:39 AM »
"still wasted from the party last night"

jack and cokes are BRUTAL

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5480 on: December 08, 2007, 09:34:33 AM »
people posting me online and shit! hop off my case!
Best thing since the birdhouse video!

yeah dude!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5481 on: December 08, 2007, 05:17:04 PM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5482 on: December 08, 2007, 05:24:38 PM »
rolled my ankle horribly a couple hours ago.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5483 on: December 08, 2007, 06:39:49 PM »
Im not stoked that girls at school want to talk to me but i'm to pussy to say/do anything.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5484 on: December 08, 2007, 07:11:06 PM »
Smashing the inside of my knees twice in a row

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5485 on: December 08, 2007, 08:20:09 PM »
car battery died while parked illegally downtown...  what a fucking pain in the ass, ruined my evening

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5486 on: December 08, 2007, 08:44:56 PM »
rolled my ankle horribly a couple hours ago.

we should hug.
oh and not stoked on fucking cold-ass weather.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5487 on: December 08, 2007, 10:40:31 PM »
I just took a shot of my sister's bourbon whiskey straight.

I keep burping and getting this nasty rubbing alcohol breath.

I don't feel drunk either.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5488 on: December 08, 2007, 10:43:57 PM »
really? thats weird, one shot usually makes me go nuts
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5489 on: December 08, 2007, 11:06:23 PM »
-Tearing every ligament in my knee, eventually leading to surgery, now confined to my room unable to walk for 2 months, unable to step back on a board for a year.
-Having my apartment in brooklyn having a pipe burst, causing me to be unable to move in, which lead to me dropping out of college.
-Being unable to work and make money for a long time.
-Living at home.
-Not being able to drive.
-Liquor stores that don't carry Red Dog.