Things you are not stoked on

[dodgersgirl]

Fourth straight day of waking up to the most ridiculous headache that carries on all day long.

Migraine? Need Imitrex or Maxalt to get rid of those.

[ahlee]

I think for the past month every day I wake up i cant breathe and my throat is full of disguisting.

[Foray]

I think for the past month every day I wake up i cant breathe and my throat is full of disguisting.

http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=20458.0

i feel you

[tonycoxhox]

i accidently left the receipt of the fine i had to pay for smoking pot in my receipt bag, and my mom found out about it. now shes bitching about me spending too much money and telling me that i have no respect and all. maybe i should just drop out and find a part time job..

 winter break with family is awful. family sucks.

[sebastian toombs]

i accidently left the receipt of the fine i had to pay for smoking pot in my receipt bag, and my mom found out about it. now shes bitching about me spending too much money and telling me that i have no respect and all. maybe i should just drop out and find a part time job..

that sucks...   whats up, do you think she and your dad never smoked it?

[jrock]

found out I went to high school with this guy:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/27/48hours/main1551464.shtml

[dodgersgirl]

I almost shit my pants today.

The "almost" makes this belong in the "Things you are stoked on" thread, doesn't it?   

[Diesel]

Waking up and meaning to press the snooze button but accidently turning the alarom off.

[Blue Fescue]

falling asleep during my first viewing of fully flared

[baxter]

falling asleep during my first viewing of fully flared

you crazy

[PAWL]

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I almost shit my pants today.

[close]

same thing yo i had to run to my can

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Yeah I thought I could hold it all day, started felling it 4th period , had two more periods to go and a 20 min. walk home. Not so bright.

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Just take a shit in school man.  When its a shit like that you can go TP up sit down blow out the initial load and bounce in about 5 minuets.  Plus the farts are hilarious, even more so in school.

[close]

its just never as comfortable

gym last period when you have to brown is the worst

[close]

Yeah and its just way to hard, The teacher always ask what were you doing? What am I suppose to say "Uhhhh taking a massive shit."

this happened to me, except the teacher actually sent someone to go check on me when i was mid- enormous shit.

[baxter]

O man that would suck then the person starts laughing and tells everyone.

[PAWL]

it wasnt actually as bad as it couldve been, it turned out to be my friend, we laughed about it.

[baxter]

it wasnt actually as bad as it couldve been, it turned out to be my friend, we laughed about it.

Man you got pretty lucky, I have a story like this once, I was at c.c.d. which is like sunday school but its on wednesday from 6:30-8 and I said I needed to go shit, so when I was finishing wiping and I say to myself "Thats funny, tamponds in a mens bathroom" as Im closing the door to the stall and I turn around Im looking a girl taller than me right in the eyes. I ran out without saying a word and hide in the corner of the room with my sweatshirt over my face. I played sick for the rest of the year.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

I have to finish all my applications and essays for college in like 2 weeks, and I haven't even started, and can't find a way to get motivated or think of anything to write.

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

I have an exam in 1 hour and I'm not really sure how well prepared I am.

Damnit I´m scared...i need to pass it for fucks sake!

[MattG]

good luck.

not stoked on my current state of insomnia and no bowl to smoke.

gunna pop in static three and see if that helps (Not in any ways saying its a put to sleep type video)

[jdk]

-Working at 7am the past 2 days (I work in Appliances at Best Buy, who honestly buys a fucking washer/dryer/fridge/etc before say 12pm)
-Being sooooo behind in schoolwork.
-Only having 1 day a week off during the holiday break due to Retail.
-Spending $400 paychecks within the weekend of it transfering into my bank account.

[ahlee]

not being able to clone hot women.

[mick swagger]

thinking my vacation started friday but instead finding out im working saturday.

[bumptobar]

I sharted towards the end of work today.  Driving home with shart butt isnt fun.

[OttoMaddox]

I feel like I'm getting buttcheek cramps from the chair I sit on.

[baxter]

I sharted towards the end of work today.  Driving home with shart butt isnt fun.

Same thing happened to me before my walk home from school.

[swissenheights]

going to court on friday and have a shit load of homework for my break and i know im gonna wait till the last minute

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

I have this song playing in my head, and I can't figure out how to play it on guitar.

[cat]

I have this song playing in my head, and I can't figure out how to play it on guitar.

what song

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

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I have this song playing in my head, and I can't figure out how to play it on guitar.

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what song

idk just some fuckin song i made up

[heckler]

Me and my mom had a huge argument last night. Fuck, so much for a good break.

[BallDontLie]

This bitch in my class was hot until she opened her mouth. What a shame.

[jrock]

Riots at city hall over the demoliton of public housing. this city is full of a bunch of assholes, can't protest something without resorting to violence.  New Orleans is done, stick a fork in 'er...