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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5730 on: December 21, 2007, 09:23:03 PM »
one of my really good friends growing up, like 7th-9th grade, one of the raddest nicest people i can think of, i was really close with him until he moved to a new town, not that far away but we didnt hang out that much after that, but have still been kinda close, and yeah i found out today that he killed himself recently. like, the closest person to thats ever died, besides great grandparents in which it was really expected. i want to puke a little bit. ahh, wow. actually "not stoked" is wayy an understatement for my state of mind regarding that. :'(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5731 on: December 21, 2007, 09:32:00 PM »
girls when you arent having sex with them  :(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5732 on: December 21, 2007, 10:06:03 PM »
one of my really good friends growing up, like 7th-9th grade, one of the raddest nicest people i can think of, i was really close with him until he moved to a new town, not that far away but we didnt hang out that much after that, but have still been kinda close, and yeah i found out today that he killed himself recently. like, the closest person to thats ever died, besides great grandparents in which it was really expected. i want to puke a little bit. ahh, wow. actually "not stoked" is wayy an understatement for my state of mind regarding that. :'(

holy shit dude, sorry to hear that

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5733 on: December 21, 2007, 11:06:54 PM »
i watched internet porn for the first time in my life at his house. :'(

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5734 on: December 21, 2007, 11:11:37 PM »
totally crushed my friends toe today

i asked him for help on balancing on top of this pole and i was going to tail drop of into a bank just to fuck around and i couldnt get the  board under my foot so i jump and tried to get it on and i slipped off and almost took of my nuts and crushed his big toe with my tail and it all bruised and blood under the nail and he couldnt walk and he skates in slip ons


i felt horrible
some kid did that to me at a skatepark i was sitting on a ledge and some kid decided to taildrop off it and just slid off onto my foot and i was wearing slip ons it hurt worse not being able to hurt the kid cause he was about 13 and i was working at the skatepark

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5735 on: December 21, 2007, 11:57:59 PM »
chris hansen's prolonged absence

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5736 on: December 22, 2007, 09:54:54 AM »
sorry to hear that #1...


someone actually gnarred baxter??? is that for real?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5737 on: December 22, 2007, 12:19:35 PM »
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totally crushed my friends toe today

i asked him for help on balancing on top of this pole and i was going to tail drop of into a bank just to fuck around and i couldnt get the  board under my foot so i jump and tried to get it on and i slipped off and almost took of my nuts and crushed his big toe with my tail and it all bruised and blood under the nail and he couldnt walk and he skates in slip ons


i felt horrible
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some kid did that to me at a skatepark i was sitting on a ledge and some kid decided to taildrop off it and just slid off onto my foot and i was wearing slip ons it hurt worse not being able to hurt the kid cause he was about 13 and i was working at the skatepark
Thatīs why you shouldnīt sit on ledges/wear slip-ons...
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5738 on: December 22, 2007, 01:32:16 PM »
sorry to hear that #1...


someone actually gnarred baxter??? is that for real?
Im not stoked on you being an asshole.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5739 on: December 22, 2007, 01:53:39 PM »
tried jackin off this morning (3 pm) and failed. i even tried imagining people i know, but i got an F on the dirty hand job.

my braces still hurt and look ugly.

my hot cousin is kind of fat now.

i have absolutely nothing to do right now.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5740 on: December 22, 2007, 07:50:15 PM »
work sucked alot today.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5741 on: December 22, 2007, 07:51:24 PM »
Rain tomorrow.  STILL havent gotten anything for my mom for christmas.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5742 on: December 22, 2007, 08:53:39 PM »
i watched internet porn for the first time in my life at his house. :'(

that sucks so bad, sorry to hear, man
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5743 on: December 22, 2007, 08:57:09 PM »
i watched internet porn for the first time in my life at his house. :'(
damn that sucks I couldn't imagine making a lost like that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5744 on: December 23, 2007, 01:51:28 AM »
i have hot and watery diarrhea, and it's made my anus hurt very, very much.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5745 on: December 23, 2007, 01:53:00 AM »
put some vasoline on it
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5746 on: December 23, 2007, 07:39:50 AM »
I have to take a shit but donīt want to go...wah...
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5747 on: December 23, 2007, 07:55:17 AM »
I spent three nights in jail recently. I was told a police officer was trying to walk me out of a bar and I spit on his face and caused quite a scene. Now I have assault and battery charges along with a few others.
"You were such a shitty parent that your kid couldn't even make it to term A guy who killed his child before it could be born because he was so shitty didn't do anything wrong.You know how the rest of us became positive members of society BY NOT BEING PIECES OF SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE"-Ronald Reagon

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5748 on: December 23, 2007, 08:09:24 AM »
headache
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5749 on: December 23, 2007, 09:06:57 AM »
one of my really good friends growing up, like 7th-9th grade, one of the raddest nicest people i can think of, i was really close with him until he moved to a new town, not that far away but we didnt hang out that much after that, but have still been kinda close, and yeah i found out today that he killed himself recently. like, the closest person to thats ever died, besides great grandparents in which it was really expected. i want to puke a little bit. ahh, wow. actually "not stoked" is wayy an understatement for my state of mind regarding that. :'(

I almost didn't even write anything, cause I don't really know what to say, except that I'm really sorry to hear that.
I've been in the same situation as you before, and I know that there's really nothing anybody can tell you to make you feel better, but still, you have my deepest condolences. Hope you have a good Christmas.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5750 on: December 23, 2007, 09:18:58 AM »
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one of my really good friends growing up, like 7th-9th grade, one of the raddest nicest people i can think of, i was really close with him until he moved to a new town, not that far away but we didnt hang out that much after that, but have still been kinda close, and yeah i found out today that he killed himself recently. like, the closest person to thats ever died, besides great grandparents in which it was really expected. i want to puke a little bit. ahh, wow. actually "not stoked" is wayy an understatement for my state of mind regarding that. :'(
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I almost didn't even write anything, cause I don't really know what to say, except that I'm really sorry to hear that.
I've been in the same situation as you before, and I know that there's really nothing anybody can tell you to make you feel better, but still, you have my deepest condolences. Hope you have a good Christmas.
You have my condolences as well.
I just realized that my brother already has the CD I bought him for Christmas.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5751 on: December 23, 2007, 09:45:03 AM »
I spent three nights in jail recently. I was told a police officer was trying to walk me out of a bar and I spit on his face and caused quite a scene. Now I have assault and battery charges along with a few others.

Quit drinking?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5752 on: December 23, 2007, 11:58:45 AM »
are guys in prison attracted to the hipster look?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5753 on: December 23, 2007, 12:14:11 PM »
my lack of ambition

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5754 on: December 23, 2007, 01:18:41 PM »
waking up to bullshit

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5755 on: December 23, 2007, 02:31:31 PM »
just walked in on my dad watching porn, so fucking awkward

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5756 on: December 23, 2007, 02:33:50 PM »
thanks for the kindness dudes. yeah at first it was all i could think about and i didnt sleep at all. but it's been two days and ive been gettin over it. haven't found out when the funeral is yet, but that's thats going to be terrible.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5757 on: December 23, 2007, 04:33:48 PM »
just walked in on my dad watching porn, so fucking awkward
At least you had the upper hand in that one, it would be 10 times worse if he walked in on you.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5758 on: December 24, 2007, 05:29:13 AM »
The furnace is out at my house, so it's fucking cold in here.
Oh, and lip zits. Those suck.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5759 on: December 24, 2007, 05:41:06 AM »
they just introduced new skate policies in melbs, $100 if caught skating footpaths in the city. Sucks so much.