Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473821 times)

Diesel · « **Reply #5820 on:** December 28, 2007, 06:11:02 PM »

I was at this headshop today and tried to get a bubbler and I had to walk in the rain to get there. When I made it there I was soaked and I picked out the one I wanted and when the fat metal bitch was wrapping it up she asked for my id, then she said somthing along the lines of "well your underage but, I might make an exception...", so I thought she was going to let me buy it and then she said "well in a year you can buy it".

bumptobar · « **Reply #5821 on:** December 28, 2007, 07:07:20 PM »

I have to work tomorrow although i wasnt suppose to. I even had to drive to my job tonight to pick up a key so i can get into my my job. And it sounds like i have a shitload to do.

WonkaBar · « **Reply #5822 on:** December 28, 2007, 08:54:30 PM »

not stoked on alcohol, the effects of it, and that my parents may know that i drink it. but im just 17 and thats just tonight so for all i know, i might be stoked on it tomorrow

jrock · « **Reply #5823 on:** December 29, 2007, 10:03:05 AM »

my chick woke me up at 6 this morning. Apparently, some gutter punks broke into her house in New Orleans in the middle of the night while she was sleeping. She woke up to find a naked disgusting fat gutter bitch in her living room trying to have sex with some dude. She called the cops and had the chick arrested, but, needless to say, she is very freaked out. The night before this happened, she heard a bunch of gunshots on her street. Yesterday morning, a dead body was found in her neighborhood (unrelated to the gunshots). Another gutter punk beat and strangled a girl, and they caught the guy right outside of the restaurant where she works. This city is really out of hand...

EricLogan · « **Reply #5824 on:** December 29, 2007, 10:05:25 AM »

Quote from: turtlesurprise on December 28, 2007, 04:54:46 PM

trying to get with this girl
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=83737511
but she has a douche bag boyfriend.

edit: He's a pussy too, he won't fuck her without a condom because of the "mess" it makes? what the fuck...

hahahah, BURN.

But typically if a chick tells you something that intimate/private/embarrassing to the dude she's with, you're basically in anyways. Just give it time. Good luck on your conquest.

WonkaBar · « **Reply #5825 on:** December 29, 2007, 10:11:55 AM »

kid looks like a fuckin pushover. you should be snug as a bug in a rug with that chick in no time

bentmode · « **Reply #5826 on:** December 29, 2007, 10:56:58 AM »

first of all i wanna say rip benazir bhutto . its a sad loss. i almost put a younger picture of her in the the beautiful women thread. she was kind a fox in her early years.

and to turtle surprise, my luck is always this, if there single there aint a chance, but if theres a man in the picture its usually always a go.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #5827 on:** December 29, 2007, 11:16:30 AM »

Quote from: WonkaBar on December 29, 2007, 10:11:55 AM

kid looks like a fuckin pushover. you should be snug as a bug in a rug with that chick in no time

last night i told her "why you with that dude", she said "i don't know i really don't know". I'm getting close to my goal.

edit: She is breaking up with as we speak, i feel bad for instigating but after she told me he said those things, i had too.

nice weather · « **Reply #5828 on:** December 29, 2007, 11:35:14 AM »

good luck pal.

not stoked on spending around 6 hours on slap today.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #5829 on:** December 29, 2007, 11:46:35 AM »

Thanks guys. We're hanging out tonight. We won.

WonkaBar · « **Reply #5830 on:** December 29, 2007, 11:53:25 AM »

awesome

bbk · « **Reply #5831 on:** December 29, 2007, 12:29:17 PM »

I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection

kev · « **Reply #5832 on:** December 29, 2007, 12:36:18 PM »

MAKEOUT TIIIIIIIIIIIME

nice weather · « **Reply #5833 on:** December 29, 2007, 01:02:24 PM »

Quote from: bbk on December 29, 2007, 12:29:17 PM

I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection

I bet you'll start missing her once you break up. But it's up to you to give a shit.

Foray · « **Reply #5834 on:** December 29, 2007, 01:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on December 29, 2007, 01:02:24 PM

Quote from: bbk on December 29, 2007, 12:29:17 PM
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I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection
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I bet you'll start missing her once you break up. But it's up to you to give a shit.

I went through the same bullshit when i was with my girlfriend. I broke up with her when i left for college to sleep with some dumbass girl that ended up liking me way too much, was one of the worst decisions I've made.

stagefright · « **Reply #5835 on:** December 29, 2007, 03:02:04 PM »

post her pussy bd fan

heckler · « **Reply #5836 on:** December 29, 2007, 04:47:29 PM »

I'm down to my last $6. I really need a job.

bumptobar · « **Reply #5837 on:** December 29, 2007, 05:00:41 PM »

Quote from: Foray on December 29, 2007, 01:34:03 PM

Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on December 29, 2007, 01:02:24 PM
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Quote from: bbk on December 29, 2007, 12:29:17 PM
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I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection
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I bet you'll start missing her once you break up. But it's up to you to give a shit.
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I went through the same bullshit when i was with my girlfriend. I broke up with her when i left for college to sleep with some dumbass girl that ended up liking me way too much, was one of the worst decisions I've made.

I hate when a girl likes you too much. Total turn off.

lophatrophazoa · « **Reply #5838 on:** December 29, 2007, 06:07:42 PM »

Quote from: ATMurrell on December 29, 2007, 04:47:29 PM

I'm down to my last $6. I really need a job.

bake sale

max power · « **Reply #5839 on:** December 29, 2007, 08:30:23 PM »

the fucking patriots. they are setting themselves up for a spectacular fall, though.

Guile · « **Reply #5840 on:** December 29, 2007, 09:37:28 PM »

being the only person to see a gnarly car accident and having to try and talk to a guy with blood bubbles coming out of his nose and mouth. man that was fucked up.

MikeyPioggia · « **Reply #5841 on:** December 29, 2007, 09:58:21 PM »

winter vacation almost over and havent really skated or done anything fun.

cahl · « **Reply #5842 on:** December 29, 2007, 10:39:47 PM »

Quote from: MikeyPioggia on December 29, 2007, 09:58:21 PM

winter vacation almost over and havent really skated or done anything fun.

and its suppose to rain tommorow

toy machine · « **Reply #5843 on:** December 30, 2007, 03:05:25 AM »

for the past 7 days i havnt been able to go to sleep till 5 and I dont feel tired at all, even going to sleep that late is somewhat hard.

artichoke · « **Reply #5844 on:** December 30, 2007, 02:13:14 PM »

Quote from: toy machine on December 30, 2007, 03:05:25 AM

for the past 7 days i havnt been able to go to sleep till 5 and I dont feel tired at all, even going to sleep that late is somewhat hard.

Yeah, my sleep schedule is pretty fucked too. I'm not excited about it.

toy machine · « **Reply #5845 on:** December 30, 2007, 02:35:35 PM »

Quote from: artichoke on December 30, 2007, 02:13:14 PM

Quote from: toy machine on December 30, 2007, 03:05:25 AM
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for the past 7 days i havnt been able to go to sleep till 5 and I dont feel tired at all, even going to sleep that late is somewhat hard.
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Yeah, my sleep schedule is pretty fucked too. I'm not excited about it.

yea man, it also sucks becuase school starts really soon.

boyan · « **Reply #5846 on:** December 30, 2007, 02:39:44 PM »

Quote from: toy machine on December 30, 2007, 02:35:35 PM

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for the past 7 days i havnt been able to go to sleep till 5 and I dont feel tired at all, even going to sleep that late is somewhat hard.
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Yeah, my sleep schedule is pretty fucked too. I'm not excited about it.
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yea man, it also sucks becuase school starts really soon.

True, I've been up everyday untill 3am
Watch a movie, play some videogames with friends, you know how the time passes by to quick when you do that
I still have one week till school, what the hell have I done these past 2 weeks?

Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea · « **Reply #5847 on:** December 30, 2007, 05:00:45 PM »

Not stoked on:

My girl is at her parents place for new years and went out to meet two of her friends (girls).Then later the evening she calls me and sounds really weird on the phone, a few minutes later she writes me sms about how she knows she´s acting weird but that they were talking about relationships all night and that now shes thinking about our relationship...I ask her what exactly it is that she has to rethink and she just writes "I just have to think about some stuff, good night."

BallDontLie · « **Reply #5848 on:** December 30, 2007, 05:23:16 PM »

That's so weak dude

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #5849 on:** December 30, 2007, 05:30:17 PM »

Quote from: PopwarOfGuns on December 30, 2007, 05:00:45 PM

Not stoked on:

My girl is at her parents place for new years and went out to meet two of her friends (girls).Then later the evening she calls me and sounds really weird on the phone, a few minutes later she writes me sms about how she knows she´s acting weird but that they were talking about relationships all night and that now shes thinking about our relationship...I ask her what exactly it is that she has to rethink and she just writes "I just have to think about some stuff, good night."

phone her back and tell her her ass just got dumped... pre-emptive strike brah!

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473821 times)

Diesel

jrock

cahl

sebastian toombs