Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 474007 times)

mikefork · « **Reply #5850 on:** December 30, 2007, 06:13:34 PM »

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I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection
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I bet you'll start missing her once you break up. But it's up to you to give a shit.
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I went through the same bullshit when i was with my girlfriend. I broke up with her when i left for college to sleep with some dumbass girl that ended up liking me way too much, was one of the worst decisions I've made.
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I hate when a girl likes you too much. Total turn off.

i'm the exact opposite
speaking of girls, i saw my kind of ex-girlfriend today. she strolls in with her best friend, and they talk with some of my friends for a while. the whole time my friends were trying to give me guff by asking rhetorical questions, while at the same time, they knew i wasn't stoked on being there. to top it off, ex-girlfriend starts saying how she should start hanging with my friends

niggapants · « **Reply #5851 on:** December 30, 2007, 06:15:24 PM »

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I'm down to my last $6. I really need a job.
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bake sale

with a gift certificate raffle

heckler · « **Reply #5852 on:** December 30, 2007, 08:33:13 PM »

I just celebrated Christmas at my moms house. I got some good stuff, but for the most part, it was a pretty big letdown. Instead of a Habitat deck, I got a blank board that's a size small, and instead of the World box set, I got a Christian skate DVD.

Fuck.

Bill · « **Reply #5853 on:** December 30, 2007, 08:40:57 PM »

Quote from: mike fork on December 30, 2007, 06:13:34 PM

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I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection
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I bet you'll start missing her once you break up. But it's up to you to give a shit.
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I went through the same bullshit when i was with my girlfriend. I broke up with her when i left for college to sleep with some dumbass girl that ended up liking me way too much, was one of the worst decisions I've made.
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I hate when a girl likes you too much. Total turn off.
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i'm the exact opposite
speaking of girls, i saw my kind of ex-girlfriend today. she strolls in with her best friend, and they talk with some of my friends for a while. the whole time my friends were trying to give me guff by asking rhetorical questions, while at the same time, they knew i wasn't stoked on being there. to top it off, ex-girlfriend starts saying how she should start hanging with my friends

Yea, that shits lame as hell. I avoid all exes like the plague. Its the worst when they just try to make you feel horrible by saying they're going to hang out with your friends. You just know she really doesn't want to, she just wants to make you feel like shit.

EricLogan · « **Reply #5854 on:** December 30, 2007, 09:36:44 PM »

Quote from: bbk on December 29, 2007, 12:29:17 PM

I'm not stoked that I'm not in love with my girlfriend. I like her a lot and I like hanging out with her and stuff, but she's away for 2 and a half week and now I'm at this camp thing, so we still haven't seen eachother and I don't really miss her and I wanna do stuff with every goodlooking chick I see at this camp...

It sucks, I don't really know what to do.

Oh, I said I wouldn't be posting, but a friend had a laptop with internet connection

As many times as i've seen your avatar, I still don't understand it. Is that p-rod, shecks, and tk? if so, that's a magical gathering.

Not to be confused with Magic: The Gathering.

baxter · « **Reply #5855 on:** December 30, 2007, 09:43:00 PM »

D00d its king kane.

dodgersgirl · « **Reply #5856 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:37:40 PM »

lurkers

baxter · « **Reply #5857 on:** December 30, 2007, 11:41:05 PM »

Quote from: ATMurrell on December 30, 2007, 08:33:13 PM

I just celebrated Christmas at my moms house. I got some good stuff, but for the most part, it was a pretty big letdown. Instead of a Habitat deck, I got a blank board that's a size small, and instead of the World box set, I got a Christian skate DVD.

Fuck.

I heard god 3 flips el toro.

BallDontLie · « **Reply #5858 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:51:40 AM »

Hour long phone argument with the ex.

baxter · « **Reply #5859 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:54:34 AM »

The song I am listening too. I hate it so much that I love it. If someone heard me listening to this song Id.......

jf · « **Reply #5860 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:06:48 AM »

im not stoked on waking up for work a hour and a half to early, turning my phone om and having it make 900 sound effects and wakes my kid bugs the lady so off to work, sorry to my family if i woke or disturb you guys this morning.

k-nutz · « **Reply #5861 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:44:55 AM »

Quote from: WeTigers on December 28, 2007, 04:53:08 PM

Was at the pawn shop earlier, and bought a vhs entitled "BMX- Rated".
Much to my displeasure, it is not a biker's version of "Skate Trixxx", but rather an 80s BMX video, with absolutely no footage of anybody having sex. False advertising at it's worst, total waste of my two dollars.

ive seen that video. campy.

Shake Like A Lettuce Leaf · « **Reply #5862 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:38:27 AM »

Cigarettes going up a dollar a pack tomorrow.

Stocked up on cartons.
Weak.

ReidVaeth · « **Reply #5863 on:** December 31, 2007, 12:47:59 PM »

second hand smoke.
snow.
underwear with the hole in the front so your dick falls out at random,unwanted times.
not whiping as good as you thought you did.
when your asshole sweats and you wonder if you shit yourself.
eating with a spoon.
chapped lips.
cairo's part in fully flared.
the fact that i shaved my head at the coldest time of year.
not being able to do hardflips.
favorite spots getting shut down or skate stopped.
life.

baxter · « **Reply #5864 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:16:35 PM »

Doing nothing on my break.

OttoMaddox · « **Reply #5865 on:** December 31, 2007, 01:45:31 PM »

I'm currently bed-ridden so no new years celebrations for me.

cat · « **Reply #5866 on:** December 31, 2007, 05:18:20 PM »

new years eve

Guile · « **Reply #5867 on:** December 31, 2007, 06:49:41 PM »

Quote from: cat on December 31, 2007, 05:18:20 PM

new years eve

i feel you on that one, every two seconds i get another call "come out and Party" or "what are you doing for new years". i dont know why people celebrate days when the next day is going to be the exact same shit. you dont see the animals doing regular shit like this, only us moronic humans.

baxter · « **Reply #5868 on:** December 31, 2007, 06:56:59 PM »

My friends and I had to jump over this big fence about 8 feet high, it was one with all the little bars. He slipped landed straight on his face from the top. Ive never seen so much blood in my life and all this snot covered in blood was everywhere. His whole face had blood on it. I was dry heaving the whole time along with the two other people.

niggapants · « **Reply #5869 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:05:35 PM »

Quote from: cat on December 31, 2007, 05:18:20 PM

new years eve

what's even sadder is that i can't remember anything from 2007 that was really memorable or lifechanging. this makes me a sourpuss

heckler · « **Reply #5870 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:06:20 PM »

My upstairs toilet just overflowed.

marty. · « **Reply #5871 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:16:39 PM »

Quote from: baxter on December 31, 2007, 06:56:59 PM

My friends and I had to jump over this big fence about 8 feet high, it was one with all the little bars. He slipped landed straight on his face from the top. Ive never seen so much blood in my life and all this snot covered in blood was everywhere. His whole face had blood on it. I was dry heaving the whole time along with the two other people.

I <3 you Baxter, and all your wacky adventures.

heckler · « **Reply #5872 on:** December 31, 2007, 07:18:30 PM »

Quote from: WeTigers on December 31, 2007, 07:16:39 PM

Quote from: baxter on December 31, 2007, 06:56:59 PM
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My friends and I had to jump over this big fence about 8 feet high, it was one with all the little bars. He slipped landed straight on his face from the top. Ive never seen so much blood in my life and all this snot covered in blood was everywhere. His whole face had blood on it. I was dry heaving the whole time along with the two other people.
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I <3 you Baxter, and all your wacky adventures.

"Baxter's Life" would make one hell of a nickelodeon TV show

sebastian toombs · « **Reply #5873 on:** December 31, 2007, 08:53:53 PM »

Quote from: Guile on December 31, 2007, 06:49:41 PM

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new years eve
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i feel you on that one, every two seconds i get another call "come out and Party" or "what are you doing for new years". i dont know why people celebrate days when the next day is going to be the exact same shit. you dont see the animals doing regular shit like this, only us moronic humans.

niggapants · « **Reply #5874 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:05:12 PM »

witnessed someone "melting" tonight at a party

cat · « **Reply #5875 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:08:33 PM »

Quote from: niggapants on December 31, 2007, 09:05:12 PM

witnessed someone "melting" tonight at a party

literally?

niggapants · « **Reply #5876 on:** December 31, 2007, 09:54:18 PM »

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witnessed someone "melting" tonight at a party
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literally?

no. what it means is to be so incredibely drunk that you start having looseshits everywhere and possibely shitting the bed over night

WonkaBar · « **Reply #5877 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:07:35 PM »

didn't quite go as far as id have liked to with a chick, but for the most part i cant complain.

good way to start off the year, niggapants. sounds awesome

stagefright · « **Reply #5878 on:** December 31, 2007, 11:26:58 PM »

when motherfuckers use brackets but still continue the thought of the sentence inside them, like

i went over to the shed(daves) mom was cooking dinner

i dont get how it can happen so much

ZipZinger · « **Reply #5879 on:** January 01, 2008, 03:17:03 AM »

So I was at this party and somebody punched a hole in the wall so the bitches in the house get pissed and shit. So awhile after that I go outside to take a piss and as soon as I whip it out and start to piss a cop starts walking up while I am pissing and then I stop pissing some how and he writes me a ticket for public urination then I walk back into the party and they blame me that the cops show up. But the real reason they came is because of a noise violation. FUCKING CUNTS

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 474007 times)

mikefork

baxter

dodgersgirl

baxter

baxter

jf

Shake Like A Lettuce Leaf

baxter

cat

baxter

sebastian toombs

cat

ZipZinger