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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5880 on: January 01, 2008, 07:12:09 AM »
if someone came to my house for a party and punched a hole in my wall i'd probably beat the living shit out of them. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5881 on: January 01, 2008, 07:32:39 AM »
Waiting for my girl to call all day long. It´s 5 pm now and we wanted to celebrate our one year being together, I booked a table in a restaurant for 8pm. Hope she calls soon. She´s at her parents place cause she had a gig yesterday (she´s a singer), maybe it got late and she still sleeps but i doubt that...probably just her mobile phone battery that´s empty but I´m kinda nervous about the whole dinnerthing. I hate waiting...
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5882 on: January 01, 2008, 08:30:58 AM »
Maaaaan! She finally called. She was at her brothers place and had left her phone at home. Goddamnit, sometimes that girl is so capricious... fuck. i´m pissed right now. anyways, i rearranged the dinner for 9 pm and i hope from here it goes well. we really need a perfect evening for once.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5883 on: January 01, 2008, 01:40:37 PM »
this park has been open for not even two weeks, and this bulliten just got posted up on myspace:


Read this what DOUCHEBAGS! Cant wait!!!!!!!! Help OUT!
Body:  well BIKERS we were going to rent the otherside of building to make park bigger and help out the "bikers" and bands in our area. BUT since this small group of punk ass bikers keep fucking with the park and playing fucking phone games, its not worth wasting my time or money. The other problem is that they have been fucking with the landlords property, other businesses in my building and he has them on film. So he thinks they are with the skatepark and is threatening to close the park if this shit doesnt stop. HELP OUT NOW!!!! Taylor and Scranton P.d. have pictures of the kids and also their phone number so it wont be long til they get caught legally, but why should that be there only punishment.........................DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! I hope you do!!!!!



Persons ruining your skatepark:



"Team Scranton" A fake ass biker team that is getting your park closed cuz they cant ride there NOW, but also ruined it for a new half for just Bikers too. So skaters be pissed but bikers blame your own kind.

JOHNNY BOY is his name and 516-297-0513 is his number so if you know this number HELPOUT and get the bitch caught before he ruins it for everyone! Give him a call, meet up with him, tell him come to park in day time, whatever but I want him in jail and whatever you guys can think of tooo............. UNDERSTAND.


It'd be funny if someone like the cops or whoever Gave him a call tonight and ruined his new year!

johnny boy is from long island nassau county NY so if you know him help popo find him and lock his ass up before him and his fag friends ruin your park!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5884 on: January 01, 2008, 02:30:17 PM »
this park has been open for not even two weeks, and this bulliten just got posted up on myspace:


Read this what DOUCHEBAGS! Cant wait!!!!!!!! Help OUT!
Body:  well BIKERS we were going to rent the otherside of building to make park bigger and help out the "bikers" and bands in our area. BUT since this small group of punk ass bikers keep fucking with the park and playing fucking phone games, its not worth wasting my time or money. The other problem is that they have been fucking with the landlords property, other businesses in my building and he has them on film. So he thinks they are with the skatepark and is threatening to close the park if this shit doesnt stop. HELP OUT NOW!!!! Taylor and Scranton P.d. have pictures of the kids and also their phone number so it wont be long til they get caught legally, but why should that be there only punishment.........................DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! I hope you do!!!!!



Persons ruining your skatepark:



"Team Scranton" A fake ass biker team that is getting your park closed cuz they cant ride there NOW, but also ruined it for a new half for just Bikers too. So skaters be pissed but bikers blame your own kind.

JOHNNY BOY is his name and 516-297-0513 is his number so if you know this number HELPOUT and get the bitch caught before he ruins it for everyone! Give him a call, meet up with him, tell him come to park in day time, whatever but I want him in jail and whatever you guys can think of tooo............. UNDERSTAND.


It'd be funny if someone like the cops or whoever Gave him a call tonight and ruined his new year!

johnny boy is from long island nassau county NY so if you know him help popo find him and lock his ass up before him and his fag friends ruin your park!

Team Scranton Bike Team
John
516-297-0513
long island
nassau county
NY

Bikers are the worst. They're as bad a little kids. They have no respect for anyone and if a park is just skate only, they'll do anything they can to get in or ruin it, just like they are in your town. Its like they have the "either we get to use it or no one gets to use it" mentality. The real thing I don't get is that maybe 1 out of 15 of them can ride a bike and actually do a trick or two. The other 14 just ride around on the ramps and "air" over the hips for 5 hours straight. I probably wouldn't get so pissed at them being in the way if they actually did something that was worthy of me waiting 10 minutes for them to finish their runs.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5885 on: January 01, 2008, 02:52:10 PM »
one year being together

Sucks about the waiting part, but congrats on the above.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5886 on: January 01, 2008, 05:42:56 PM »
going back to my 6am-5pm a day grind after almost two weeks of vacation

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5887 on: January 01, 2008, 10:22:55 PM »
leaving my filmer board in my ex-girl friends car and she wont give that shit back
Skateboarding ruined my life

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5888 on: January 01, 2008, 11:57:07 PM »
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My friends and I had to jump over this big fence about 8 feet high, it was one with all the little bars. He slipped landed straight on his face from the top. Ive never seen so much blood in my life and all this snot covered in blood was everywhere. His whole face had blood on it. I was dry heaving the whole time along with the two other people.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5889 on: January 02, 2008, 03:07:45 AM »
ugly girlfriends stealin homies

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5890 on: January 02, 2008, 05:07:42 AM »
one of my bearings breaking in the beginning of a session and not having a spare one

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5891 on: January 02, 2008, 05:34:43 AM »
the amount of slow motion pushing in static3

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5892 on: January 02, 2008, 07:55:32 AM »
getting my socks wet an hour into an eleven hour shift at work.

fuck snow

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5893 on: January 02, 2008, 08:15:49 AM »
How crazy cancer makes people.

Cancer seems like one of those things that either renews peoples love for their life and makes them realize how precious it is, or makes them remember all the things about it they hate.
Unfortunately, when my dad had cancer he was the latter. He just got really mean and verbally abusive, and you just kinda had to deal with it, cause you can't argue with somebody with cancer.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5894 on: January 02, 2008, 08:21:34 AM »
the amount of slow motion pushing in static3

it's 22 degrees outside.

the end of MC's part in FF being fucked up for me.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5895 on: January 02, 2008, 09:19:37 AM »
coffee shits hitting me right after a shower and right before a session.  gahhhh

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5896 on: January 02, 2008, 09:52:21 AM »
was just at a food court, couple guys came over and roughed us up for no reason. i was with a girl. came out of it with a bloody lip. i was angry, so i called the cops on them. they are now spending the night in jail. fuckers.

but im stoked on my post count. w00t



(im not going to post till tomorrow, this post count is great.)
to below.... yeah. it was fucking lame. they were like "wtf dude what school do you go to" "if you dont leave well fight you" ahh man were just trying to enjoy our evening. happy new years, where you guys from, oz? "do we look fukkin australian???? were from new zealand!" ah sorry mate. we'll just finish our beer and then we'll be off "no you wont youre leaving now!" (push) etc
we didnt fight back, thankfully, it would have led to nowhere.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5897 on: January 02, 2008, 10:35:19 AM »
have to do a last minute english project and i dont know what to do because i left my shit in school

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5898 on: January 02, 2008, 11:39:42 AM »
snowboarding sure sucks!  it looks stupid too.

 at least i got to look at cute girl faces.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5899 on: January 02, 2008, 12:30:40 PM »
take any chair lifts with them and disgust them with dick talk?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5900 on: January 02, 2008, 03:21:14 PM »
I was locked outside in the cold without a jacket for about 2 hours this morning.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5901 on: January 02, 2008, 03:31:56 PM »
it's cold.

my bushings feel all fucked up cause of the cold.

my ff is fucked up.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5902 on: January 02, 2008, 04:17:25 PM »
take any chair lifts with them and disgust them with dick talk?

 no, and i dont talk about dicks out in public with strangers. i pretend to not know about dicks and pussies. until..... boom shaka pow pow ka boom boom.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5903 on: January 02, 2008, 05:01:52 PM »
my uncle passed away today bc of cancer
weather is cold as shit
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school starting again

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5904 on: January 02, 2008, 05:06:38 PM »
my uncle passed away today bc of cancer
weather is cold as shit
windy
got kicked out of sitting in a heated room at a skatium
school starting again


sorry to hear that. hope things'll turn around for you

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5905 on: January 02, 2008, 05:11:04 PM »
SCHOOL STARTS TOFUCKINGMORROW

Dude, same here... oh well... 2 days till the weekend...
You must be new to the Skateboard game.  This is real industry talk.  "It's all about who you know".  And that's real.  So, I know a few people that can make it happen.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5906 on: January 02, 2008, 05:51:54 PM »
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SCHOOL STARTS TOFUCKINGMORROW
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Dude, same here... oh well... 2 days till the weekend...

fuck school

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5907 on: January 02, 2008, 05:54:32 PM »
coffee shits hitting me right after a shower
that sucks, i really hate that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5908 on: January 02, 2008, 05:56:10 PM »
coffee shits hitting me right after a shower and right before a session.  gahhhh

that's horrible timing. But a worthwhile 666th post  :D

I'm not stoked on working 24 hours in two shifts between yesterday and 5:30 today, and I'm going back in about 3 or 4 hours to work another 8

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #5909 on: January 02, 2008, 06:02:10 PM »
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SCHOOL STARTS TOFUCKINGMORROW
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Dude, same here... oh well... 2 days till the weekend...
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fuck school

What grade are you in, Sony? If you've still got a year or two left, you should look into doing internet school.
I started this year, and since I had pretty much all my credits taken care of, I only have to take three courses.
It's way easy, and I never spend more than two hours a day on school work.
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