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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6060 on: January 12, 2008, 03:23:27 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6061 on: January 12, 2008, 03:41:30 AM »
Chronic Nosebleeds, I mean like 3 or 4 a day.

Used to get these all the time when I was younger, used to go home from school all the time because it just wouldn't stop. 

Eventually doctors burned all the blood vessels in my nose, years later, I'm starting to get them again.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6062 on: January 12, 2008, 07:09:59 AM »
hey victoria, where in philz are you at?

hit me up if you wanna come rip sometime. i'm on 23rd and morris, but in center city a lot. looks like you're over there.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6063 on: January 12, 2008, 09:13:54 AM »
-being sober at a bar around last call made me realize how much i hate the human race and how every girl is nothing but a deposit box for my semen.

-massive heartburn at 3am and not getting to sleep til 530am while having to be up for work at 615am

-its rainy, cold, and muddy

- cowboy'd another pair of cords at the park. thats like the 20th pair this year

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6064 on: January 12, 2008, 09:47:30 AM »
what is cowboy'd?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6065 on: January 12, 2008, 10:04:11 AM »
i need to learn to drive standard, so that i can drive the van we got yesterday...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6066 on: January 12, 2008, 10:43:02 AM »
i pulled my groin again :'(
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6067 on: January 12, 2008, 02:45:50 PM »
just woke up choking on my own vomit.  kinda scary 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6068 on: January 12, 2008, 02:48:29 PM »
Been well over a month since I've skated.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6069 on: January 12, 2008, 07:10:45 PM »
Myspace, does anyone know how to crack someone else's password.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6070 on: January 12, 2008, 08:12:59 PM »
rodney harrison, what a cocksucker.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6071 on: January 12, 2008, 08:16:55 PM »
some stupid fuckin assholes broke into the car, stole my jacket, my phone and a full fuckin pack of smokes.

im seein red right now.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6072 on: January 12, 2008, 08:23:45 PM »
I was driving to the outlet mall today, and I drove over what I figured was a construction site, but realized a second later that it was Lake Lanier.
Georgia is fucked.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6073 on: January 12, 2008, 08:25:59 PM »
I was trying to do blunts on a little quarter pipe today. Its safe to say walking is out of the question tommarow.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6074 on: January 13, 2008, 09:46:07 AM »
I woke up today to discover that I broke my seventh ipod in about a year.
The first few were my fault (dropped one, fell on one when it was in my pocket, threw up on one, etc), but lately they've just stopped working for no reason. And it's not just that they're just frozen or something, I've tried everything to no avail.
They've all been under warranty, but it's still a hassle to have to keep returning them.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6075 on: January 13, 2008, 10:51:18 AM »
I woke up today to discover that I broke my seventh ipod in about a year.
The first few were my fault (dropped one, fell on one when it was in my pocket, threw up on one, etc), but lately they've just stopped working for no reason. And it's not just that they're just frozen or something, I've tried everything to no avail.
They've all been under warranty, but it's still a hassle to have to keep returning them.
That definitely sucks. Mine's broken too, it still plays all the music and whatnot but it won't update. My warranty is about to expire, so I'm taking it to the apple store sometime soon.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6076 on: January 13, 2008, 11:37:32 AM »
there's this chick i like but i keep getting cockblocked by this douchebag everytime i try to talk to her. tommorow i think i'm just gonna stand right in front of him

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6077 on: January 13, 2008, 11:38:47 AM »
fuck that guy.
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6078 on: January 13, 2008, 12:02:37 PM »
So I got off the train last night, and started walking towards my house. The street was empty except for me and this girl that was walking slightly ahead of me. So she keeps looking back at me real suspiciously, like she thinks I'm gonna rape her, but like...I wasn't gonna, and I had no way of telling her this. Like, I couldn't just tell her, that would be creepy, so we just continued our awkward little walk for about ten minutes, til she got to her house. Then when she was opening her front door, she turned around and gave me a dirty look, like she had outwitted me or something.
I mean, I can understand that girls are nervous about that sort of thing, but I don't look like somebody that's into raping.
It just bums me out that I can't walk somewhere at night without feeling guilty about something that I wasn't gonna do anyway.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6079 on: January 13, 2008, 12:03:58 PM »
So I got off the train last night, and started walking towards my house. The street was empty except for me and this girl that was walking slightly ahead of me. So she keeps looking back at me real suspiciously, like she thinks I'm gonna rape her, but like...I wasn't gonna, and I had no way of telling her this. Like, I couldn't just tell her, that would be creepy, so we just continued our awkward little walk for about ten minutes, til she got to her house. Then when she was opening her front door, she turned around and gave me a dirty look, like she had outwitted me or something.
I mean, I can understand that girls are nervous about that sort of thing, but I don't look like somebody that's into raping.
It just bums me out that I can't walk somewhere at night without feeling guilty about something that I wasn't gonna do anyway.

I feel you on that one

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6080 on: January 13, 2008, 12:07:51 PM »
Would have been worse if you were holding a board.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6081 on: January 13, 2008, 12:42:00 PM »
the "favorite sports plays" thread

dear lord.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6082 on: January 13, 2008, 01:06:07 PM »
So I got off the train last night, and started walking towards my house. The street was empty except for me and this girl that was walking slightly ahead of me. So she keeps looking back at me real suspiciously, like she thinks I'm gonna rape her, but like...I wasn't gonna, and I had no way of telling her this. Like, I couldn't just tell her, that would be creepy, so we just continued our awkward little walk for about ten minutes, til she got to her house. Then when she was opening her front door, she turned around and gave me a dirty look, like she had outwitted me or something.
I mean, I can understand that girls are nervous about that sort of thing, but I don't look like somebody that's into raping.
It just bums me out that I can't walk somewhere at night without feeling guilty about something that I wasn't gonna do anyway.

That shit is fucked. I hate the fact that creepy motherfuckers make it harder for non-creepy motherfuckers. Being a single guy sometimes feels like being guilty before being proved innocent.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6083 on: January 13, 2008, 01:13:46 PM »
i actually had a dream last night about beating off.the dream was that i was at my friends house and i went at it in the bathroom.it only makes me feel more pathetic.but,the part i'm stoked on is that it was probably the best stroke session i've ever had.or imagined to have.
jammage.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6084 on: January 13, 2008, 01:14:51 PM »
This colts game is to nerve racking.


sigh....
and the cowboys lost what the fuck just happend!?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6085 on: January 13, 2008, 01:22:35 PM »
ex girlfriends who treat you like shit until you leave then show you an abundance of absent love.

o man that never gets old <333

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6086 on: January 13, 2008, 01:31:41 PM »
the "favorite sports plays" thread

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ya cuz skaters only care about skatin and thats all!
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6087 on: January 13, 2008, 02:57:41 PM »
Today I came to the conclusion that cartoons suck nowadays, and I wish that comcast was able to get the boomerang channel to see all of the old good Hannah Barbera cartoons.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6088 on: January 13, 2008, 03:05:44 PM »
Today I came to the conclusion that cartoons suck nowadays, and I wish that comcast was able to get the boomerang channel to see all of the old good Hannah Barbera cartoons.

it took you 'till today to figure it out? these new abominations dont even deserve to be in the same breath as the Hannah Barbara ones. they've been erking the shit out of me since my little sister was born

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6089 on: January 13, 2008, 03:45:00 PM »
i got fired today