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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6240 on: January 18, 2008, 01:37:12 PM »
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my cat, Isis scratched the fuck out of my Eyehategod - Dopesick CD (one of the favorite albums of I, Jeff). Jeff is not gonna let Isis get 2ndhand smoke for a day or two, he needs to vent.
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not stoked on a new user that types in the 3rd person. Jeff, stop being gay.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6241 on: January 18, 2008, 01:54:06 PM »
I (Ah Lee) am having a hard time reading your (Jeff) posts.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6242 on: January 18, 2008, 01:58:42 PM »
what the fuck
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6243 on: January 18, 2008, 02:05:50 PM »
talking in third person is annoying and lame. hey jeff , piece of advice. give up the shtick.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6244 on: January 18, 2008, 02:07:39 PM »
But I (Jeff) (see that was 1st person) dig it? We (MFS and Jeff, and others) can make it work.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6245 on: January 18, 2008, 02:09:48 PM »
no matter how much you want it to be funny, its not. :P

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6246 on: January 18, 2008, 02:09:55 PM »
fuck you (jeff)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6247 on: January 18, 2008, 02:11:08 PM »
Jeff, do you want a new Dad?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6248 on: January 18, 2008, 02:12:52 PM »
id say hes a shoe in, the home for wayward posters.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6249 on: January 18, 2008, 02:18:47 PM »
Nah, had a new one when I was fifteen (15), never too into knowing my mom was still looking to score some ass . I am past the legal age anyways. Man, fuck it. I (Jeff) like using parentheses and 3rd person (enriching), Jeff is willing to accept the consequences.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6250 on: January 18, 2008, 02:22:21 PM »
Nah, had a new one when I was fifteen (15), never too into knowing my mom was still looking to score some ass . I am past the legal age anyways. Man, fuck it. I (Jeff) like using parentheses and 3rd person (enriching), Jeff is willing to accept the consequences.
i dont get it.. :-\
are you trying to be funny or something ? becuase its not working

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6251 on: January 18, 2008, 02:25:08 PM »
I(marvin) am getting tired of waiting for the mail(U.S. postal service/newman) to bring my check (unemployment).

this is hella fun.
this was the first time in a while that I skipped it.  I save my self for real trade shows like Magic. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6252 on: January 18, 2008, 02:31:36 PM »
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Just trying to enjoy the Slap Skateboarding Magazine Mambo Forum.
Jeff can only lurk as a guest for so long, might as well be a member, he has thick skin.
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Jeff is not stoked on Henry taking forever to get here with the new bubbler (We (Jeff, Henry) still have to recover skateboards from woods too. The setups:  Henry has a Plan B - PJ Ladd, 52mm spitfires, and independent lows. Jeff has an Antihero - Trujillo, 54mm spitfires, and Eric Koston signature independents).
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6253 on: January 18, 2008, 02:33:13 PM »
Nah, had a new one when I was fifteen (15), never too into knowing my mom was still looking to score some ass . I am past the legal age anyways. Man, fuck it. I (Jeff) like using parentheses and 3rd person (enriching), Jeff is willing to accept the consequences.

Fine, we(me, ride, BS and Et357) didn't want you(jeff) anyway.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6254 on: January 18, 2008, 02:38:46 PM »
Ottawa still has its arms open to you, MexicanSpaniard, nonetheless.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6255 on: January 18, 2008, 02:56:59 PM »
Ottawa still has its arms open to you, MexicanSpaniard, nonetheless.

Shouldnt Mexican Spaniard be in parenthesis?  You (a vagina) cant even stick to your own formula.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6256 on: January 18, 2008, 03:58:27 PM »
No pronoun, no 3rd person? Duh?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6257 on: January 18, 2008, 04:18:33 PM »
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my cat, Isis scratched the fuck out of my Eyehategod - Dopesick CD (one of the favorite albums of I, Jeff). Jeff is not gonna let Isis get 2ndhand smoke for a day or two, he needs to vent.
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not stoked on a new user that types in the 3rd person. Jeff, stop being gay.
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Jeff is heterosexual, thanks. Just try it, you (Ah Lee) might like it. Later on when you (Ah Lee) log in, and are far gone, you (Ah Lee) will come across it, laugh, drink some more and it will be like reading your own biography.

Duh?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6258 on: January 18, 2008, 04:24:45 PM »
You (sectachrome), wanna hug it out, bitch?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6259 on: January 18, 2008, 04:36:38 PM »
Lets not get ahead of ourselves, a firm handshake will do.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6260 on: January 18, 2008, 05:00:45 PM »
i'm bored as fuck, at my parents house, and i don't know what to do. maybe i'll go drink their booze.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6261 on: January 18, 2008, 05:20:43 PM »
I smoked the last of my weed last night.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6262 on: January 18, 2008, 05:40:27 PM »
You (sectachrome), wanna hug it out, bitch?


walk it out bruh

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6263 on: January 18, 2008, 07:30:46 PM »
rained all day today.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6264 on: January 18, 2008, 07:33:25 PM »
my slow-ass computer

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6265 on: January 18, 2008, 08:05:32 PM »
beer bellies
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6266 on: January 18, 2008, 08:42:01 PM »
Skate Park of Austin is closing down  :-\

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6267 on: January 18, 2008, 08:52:50 PM »
David Langston is that you?
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6269 on: January 19, 2008, 08:44:27 AM »
being at work for 10 hours today, starting my semester on tuesday, with none of the classes i wanted to get into, getting a ticket for skating the subway and my $150 electric bill. bummmmed
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.