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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6360 on: January 22, 2008, 06:52:06 PM »
poverty.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6361 on: January 22, 2008, 06:55:31 PM »
life of ryan is about to come on.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6362 on: January 22, 2008, 06:56:24 PM »
just found out my best skate buddy is gonna be a dad, looks like skating this summer's gonna suck

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6363 on: January 22, 2008, 07:30:43 PM »
i was watching life of ryan for five minutes straight

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6364 on: January 22, 2008, 07:43:27 PM »
I came home last night a little tipsy, let myself in, hung out with my girlfriend for a little bit, and then played some Madden before bed. After I finished, I went to find my cell phone so I could set my alarm. I did, but weirdly enough my keys weren't there. I thought that was strange because there's no way I could have gotten in my apartment without them, so I looked around a bit: no luck. Felt a little baffled, but figured, fuck, I'm a little tipsy, I'll just sleep it off, look for them in the morning. So, I wake up, start poking around, and I still can't find them. I ask my girl for some help and she starts looking too, nothing. What begins as just a curious retracing of my steps quickly deteriorates into me flipping the fuck out that I'm gonna be late and I either threw my keys away, flushed them, or something else bizarre. Then I walk through the evening one more time, remember putting spare beer back in the fridge when I get home, and open the door to see my keys sitting next to two cans of Guinness. So I grabbed those chilled sons of  bitches and ran out the door. Not stoked I spent my whole goddamn morning doing that.

not being able to find stuff in my home always grinds me gears, but at least you have guinness in your fridge, which is never a bad thing....

i had 4 hours of sleep last night, a whole day of classes and work that starts at 10pm till 5 am.....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6365 on: January 22, 2008, 09:17:18 PM »
blockbuster called my house for 2 weeks saying that i had a game of theirs that i didn't return so i walk about 3-4 blocks there and come to find out they had it, they just hadn't scanned it

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6366 on: January 22, 2008, 09:26:57 PM »
Jeff is not stoked a couple sloppy, drunk bitches patronizes his (Jeff) Neurosis CD. Oh, the things Jeff goes through for the sake of sex.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6367 on: January 22, 2008, 09:28:52 PM »
blockbuster called my house for 2 weeks saying that i had a game of theirs that i didn't return so i walk about 3-4 blocks there and come to find out they had it, they just hadn't scanned it


Did you even atleast try to get some free shit?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6368 on: January 22, 2008, 10:20:32 PM »
blockbuster called my house for 2 weeks saying that i had a game of theirs that i didn't return so i walk about 3-4 blocks there and come to find out they had it, they just hadn't scanned it


dude same thing happend to me, they wanted me to pay for a game my nephew rented. I ended up buying it when it was on the shelf they didn't scan it. did they charge you? They were charging to my credit card until the game was paid off.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6369 on: January 22, 2008, 10:37:15 PM »
people hating in the antwuan thread.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6370 on: January 22, 2008, 10:39:47 PM »
cacthing the last 5 min of life of ryan or any show im in to


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6371 on: January 22, 2008, 11:03:13 PM »
heath's death.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6372 on: January 23, 2008, 01:38:06 AM »
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6373 on: January 23, 2008, 07:48:48 AM »
YOU

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6374 on: January 23, 2008, 07:57:39 AM »
every time i hear "heath died" i stand in shock thinking "a) holy shit, that sucks! the dude was one of my favourite guys ever.    b) how does this person know heath kirchart, he/she doesn't even skate"

and then i go
riiiiight heath ledger
"yeah, that sucks too"

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6375 on: January 23, 2008, 09:07:45 AM »
I poured some boiling water on my hand by accident while making coffee.

My fingers look like raw meat right now.  Rad.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6376 on: January 23, 2008, 09:33:03 AM »
Damn, your avatar is a fine representation of your hand! Should of regulated your body with fine juiced fruit and veggies, including carrots, peaches, and apples!  There will be a  power shit after breakfast afterwards, to start the day correctly.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6377 on: January 23, 2008, 11:30:25 AM »
I poured some boiling water on my hand by accident while making coffee.

My fingers look like raw meat right now.  Rad.

shitty. i burnt my finger on cinnamon roll icing yesterday, such an annoying pain. oh and Kordich; folw me a juicer

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6378 on: January 23, 2008, 12:14:21 PM »
Quote from a 2002 Patrick O'Dell Thrasher article
"So, shit, who won? Caswell Berry did! He's awesome. I remember when he first started getting a lot of photos, I thought he was kind of whatever...a rail jockey, you know? But seeing him skate live is the best. I think he might be one of my favorite skaters. After the contest, the cocky bastard known as Bastien came up to Caswell and said "Caswell, you skate good, but if I skate, I win." Bastien had hurt his toe really bad the day before."

Fuck you Bastien.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6379 on: January 23, 2008, 02:32:09 PM »
bad day at work, got in trouble because information was not passed my way....  not too psyched about my current workplace too....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6380 on: January 23, 2008, 03:23:39 PM »
Quote from a 2002 Patrick O'Dell Thrasher article
"So, shit, who won? Caswell Berry did! He's awesome. I remember when he first started getting a lot of photos, I thought he was kind of whatever...a rail jockey, you know? But seeing him skate live is the best. I think he might be one of my favorite skaters. After the contest, the cocky bastard known as Bastien came up to Caswell and said "Caswell, you skate good, but if I skate, I win." Bastien had hurt his toe really bad the day before."

Fuck you Bastien.

I'm glad you posted that up. Bastien, wtf?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6381 on: January 23, 2008, 03:31:53 PM »
Coming home empty handed from sessions, chemistry, and a lot of homework.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6382 on: January 23, 2008, 03:48:00 PM »
I think I'm PMS'ing.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6383 on: January 23, 2008, 04:25:00 PM »
I think I'm PMS'ing.

All you need is a nice warm bath, maybe some smelly cinnamon spice candles.  If you make your way North-West I might give you a nice back-rub.  Just something to take your mind away from the Cramps and such.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6384 on: January 23, 2008, 05:55:56 PM »
Shinners.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6385 on: January 23, 2008, 10:37:56 PM »
headache.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6388 on: January 23, 2008, 10:48:03 PM »
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Shinners.
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hippers
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Don't even say that word.

nothing worse than a hipper

everytime anything touches it

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6389 on: January 23, 2008, 11:38:48 PM »
Fighting with my girlfriend on the phone until 3am, class at 9:15.  Awesome.