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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6420 on: January 25, 2008, 09:57:19 AM »
being at work when its sunny and the skatepark is within sight from my window.

it's empty, i'd love it.
Talk about a fucking tease man, that shit would kill me. Oh well its only 28 degrees here and windier than shit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6421 on: January 25, 2008, 10:04:29 AM »
well, i puked 5 minutes ago.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6422 on: January 25, 2008, 10:08:10 AM »
i always have to fart at work but am too scared to ever do it

i bloat internally

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6423 on: January 25, 2008, 01:44:08 PM »
I dropped my phone a few weeks ago, and now the screen doesnt work consistently.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6424 on: January 25, 2008, 02:45:07 PM »
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Why? What are we trying to prove to ourselves by striving towards useless goals like standing on a dead piece of rock? What real benefit would that give to the human race? How far would a billion spent on space travel go towards solving actual problems and making things a little less fucked up on this planet?
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Because it would be tight as fuck.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6425 on: January 25, 2008, 04:22:00 PM »
current girl situation

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6426 on: January 25, 2008, 04:47:27 PM »
going to ditch's flooded with water

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6427 on: January 25, 2008, 06:15:49 PM »
right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6428 on: January 25, 2008, 06:49:43 PM »
right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....
do what you can to waste as much of the courts time as possible. shit like this is ridiculous.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6429 on: January 25, 2008, 06:49:54 PM »
Why? What are we trying to prove to ourselves by striving towards useless goals like standing on a dead piece of rock? What real benefit would that give to the human race? How far would a billion spent on space travel go towards solving actual problems and making things a little less fucked up on this planet?

hahah
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6430 on: January 25, 2008, 06:57:17 PM »
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right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....
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do what you can to waste as much of the courts time as possible. shit like this is ridiculous.
will do

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6431 on: January 25, 2008, 07:12:48 PM »
right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....

wow that sucks..is that even a crime?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6432 on: January 25, 2008, 07:19:30 PM »
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right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....
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wow that sucks..is that even a crime?
prety much, its so lame

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6433 on: January 25, 2008, 08:22:09 PM »
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right when i got out of the skateshop today downtown I hoped on my board and started riding for about 5 feet, there was a police officer on a bike that turned around the corner, now I have a $60 ticket.....
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do what you can to waste as much of the courts time as possible. shit like this is ridiculous.
wont do much when is illegal to skate downtown

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6434 on: January 25, 2008, 10:09:40 PM »
Today at jack in the box a black guy told me to not stare at him when he was waiting so I stared the fucker down and he came up and hit my drink out of my hand. I was waiting at the skatepark for him to get my revenge, but he never came.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6435 on: January 25, 2008, 10:19:22 PM »
youre lucky you didnt get knocked the fuck out

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6436 on: January 25, 2008, 10:25:02 PM »
Yeah I know, I was going to just go for it and punch him in the face and have a full on brawl but then I started to realize after I told him to calm the fuck down he was a lot bigger then me. And its not such a good idea.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6437 on: January 25, 2008, 10:26:38 PM »
Yeah I know, I was going to just go for it and punch him in the face and have a full on brawl but then I started to realize after I told him to calm the fuck down he was a lot bigger then me. And its not such a good idea.
how old is he ?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6438 on: January 25, 2008, 10:27:50 PM »
Im guessing 16 or 17 and Im younger so....

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6439 on: January 25, 2008, 10:31:17 PM »
hahaha 17 year old black kid vs. 13 year old white kid, good call

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6440 on: January 25, 2008, 11:00:54 PM »
14 only 3 years I thought I was the shit for a second there.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6441 on: January 26, 2008, 01:10:55 AM »
 had a long day at work... and i have to do it all over again in 2 hours time....  shift starts at 7, ends at 5 in the morning....
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6442 on: January 26, 2008, 02:48:15 AM »
had a long day at work... and i have to do it all over again in 2 hours time....  shift starts at 7, ends at 5 in the morning....

Double shiftin' sucks. I feel your pain
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6443 on: January 26, 2008, 08:30:50 AM »
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6444 on: January 26, 2008, 01:04:22 PM »
broke a board for the first time in long while, didnt want to go home and get a spare so I bought a new one and now I have no money

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6445 on: January 26, 2008, 01:14:33 PM »
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.
The girl I was gonna ask to prom just got a boyfriend.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6446 on: January 26, 2008, 05:14:24 PM »
bummed.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6447 on: January 26, 2008, 05:22:08 PM »
exam week

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6448 on: January 26, 2008, 06:10:36 PM »
never stoked on puddles my board loves to roll into when i fall

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6449 on: January 26, 2008, 08:35:51 PM »
Ending my day with a hipper.