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E.l.G

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #690 on: May 10, 2006, 04:52:47 PM »
I would tell you but it's already been said in many other threads and none of it has gotten through to you so far.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #691 on: May 10, 2006, 04:53:29 PM »
I would tell you but it's already been said in many other threads and none of it has gotten through to you so far.

Read your PM.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #692 on: May 10, 2006, 05:02:05 PM »
Id say both of them are acting pretty silly.
at the end of the day, it doesnt matter much.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #693 on: May 10, 2006, 06:40:52 PM »
Id say both of them are acting pretty silly.
at the end of the day, it doesnt matter much.

How the fuck am I acting silly? That dude made a fake accout just like mine, same picture, same sig etc... and posted stuff that was really offensive and saying it was me. So you tell me what the fuck would you do if someone did that to you?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #694 on: May 10, 2006, 07:54:28 PM »
I dunno, im not that type of guy, i tend to just not acknowlege the situation. Im on your side shawn, just seem to be getting upset about something you shouldnt, thats all. you're better than that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #695 on: May 11, 2006, 07:52:56 AM »
Unemployment


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #696 on: May 11, 2006, 08:13:39 AM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #697 on: May 11, 2006, 08:14:56 AM »
I'll go ahead and third unemployment

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #698 on: May 11, 2006, 03:02:50 PM »
2 weeks of amazing weather but sadly now it's raining and supposed to be snowing - seriously Scottish weather sucks more ass than anything i can think of
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #699 on: May 11, 2006, 06:10:52 PM »
"Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?" - Tommy

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #700 on: May 11, 2006, 10:45:23 PM »
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sometimes the "things" and "friends" you enjoy the most, will hurt you the most, and play an ultimate factor in how you leave this earth.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #701 on: May 12, 2006, 12:32:12 AM »
my dissertation not going ahead, falling in love... I think I need to get wasted this week end.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #702 on: May 12, 2006, 07:40:28 PM »
My school computers originally said Slap was blocked because of 'adult language'. Now its blocked for 'porn'
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #703 on: May 13, 2006, 09:54:32 AM »
crailtap is blocked at my school. usually they only block sites that are too oftenly used by students (addictinggames, ebaums, etc etc), and id be surprised if anyone even ever went onto crailtap there.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #704 on: May 13, 2006, 10:53:33 AM »
It's a beautiful day today but my muscles are hurting too much to skate.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #705 on: May 14, 2006, 10:51:27 AM »
It's a beautiful day today but my muscles are hurting too much to skate.
When you are hurt, beautiful days are like god spitting on your face
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

E.l.G

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #706 on: May 14, 2006, 12:03:04 PM »
That's been the last two months for me. In all fairness though, my muscles were hurting from skating too hard the day before.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #707 on: May 14, 2006, 05:39:58 PM »
"Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?" - Tommy

Everyday hahaha
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #708 on: May 14, 2006, 06:49:09 PM »
^^^^ My folks will be in your wonderful country next week for vacation.  I just hope the wee-beasties don't get to them.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #709 on: May 15, 2006, 10:33:08 AM »
^^^^ My folks will be in your wonderful country next week for vacation.  I just hope the wee-beasties don't get to them.

Ahahhaa - fuck man they'll be stoked if there in the countryside the Midge will eat the shit out of anything that's not on fire, THE MOST ANNOYING THING ALIVE wee midgies, swarming the shit out of any skin they can get at

Where abouts are they going ?

Over the next 50 days i'm going list something interesting about Aberdeen everyday for everyones enjoyment - *laughs insanly due to late nights and early mornings*
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stolengirlfriend

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #710 on: May 15, 2006, 10:48:29 AM »
I know they're gonna be in Edinburgh and my old man is playing a round of golf at St. Andrews.  But other than those two things, I know little about their trip.  Which is just how I like it.

I'll tell them to be on the look out for the wee midgie.

Wait, are there even fifty things that are interesting about Aberdeen?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #711 on: May 15, 2006, 10:52:55 AM »
Wait, are there even fifty things that are interesting about Aberdeen?

Ohhh cheeky ! ! !

Why yes there is and now there's 49 more to find out
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #712 on: May 15, 2006, 10:57:43 AM »
Nice that the number one interesting fact about Aberdeen, Scotland is that there are forty-nine more interesting facts about Aberdeen, Scotland.

And I hope they're not all about how you beat Rattray in an highest ollie contest because he has short legs.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #713 on: May 15, 2006, 11:03:19 AM »
And I hope they're not all about how you beat Rattray in an highest ollie contest because he has short legs.

And remember that ! ! !

I stomped that short fucker into the ground afterwards with my long legged technic

Rattray means cattle theif in Galic - or the name originates from it, PAH the wee scamp. out nicking at all hours, he even tried to break into my house while he thought i was asleep as a suprise for me - little did he know i was out getting drunk and there was no way in hahahaah - that'll learn him
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #714 on: May 15, 2006, 11:09:50 AM »
You gotta lay off the sauce, brother.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #715 on: May 15, 2006, 11:15:21 AM »
You gotta lay off the sauce, brother.

Hahaha what can i say it's in the blood, it's part of every Scotsman, we have a binge drinking culture - the government is "trying" to repress our teen pregnancy and stabbing rates but i mean what are you supposed to do growing up in the cold and wet, where your only outlet for the kids is,  getting drunk, nicking stuff, shagging, fighting ?

It's great - everyone's welcome, bored - get drunk and do something fun
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #716 on: May 15, 2006, 11:19:26 AM »
Are they trying to repress that with programs or something?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #717 on: May 15, 2006, 11:33:45 AM »
Are they trying to repress that with programs or something?

Yeah they start you out with school - but for the large part they make that as boring as they can, so the local areas have special groups to help organise the kids to do things - we call them gangs

Basically the gangs encourage you not to bother with the hoplessness of school and to do something more productive,

For example learning to drive early on in life, if you don't have a car or liecens just get a "street" car, if you're not sure about how to get into one when it's locked either ask an older chap or use a special rock shaped key

There's also fighting, you can get good at fighting if you start with the old, or weak, then there's the out numbering - why fight someone if you think you're possibly going to lose, out numbering is the key here, especailly if you have something to hit the "enemy" with, it's also worth having a reason, the older kids will tell you not to bother with "what team you support" its better to get in there with "wit eh fuk ar'ye fukin loken at" followed by a nice volley of punches

Again why not tune your skills at home shagging your younger sisters mates, you can get her drunk off something cheap - Buckfast - then get shagging, no need for condoms, an 11 year old just had a kid, the fathers 15 and the mother was very proud, it's just genius

There's lots of programs - if you're REALLY bored, there heroin, it's pretty popular right now, but they "youth" have found cracks pretty good to so it's hard to say if it's going to be off the top spot or not

God i could go on for days, hahaha, Aberdeen is actually situated in the Royal Deeside and isn't really that bad it's more the central belt around Glasgow that's pretty ghetto - i mean i'm from Aberdeen, i don't have to deal with these oikes hahaha
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #718 on: May 15, 2006, 11:35:53 AM »
Now who's the one being cheeky?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #719 on: May 15, 2006, 11:37:56 AM »
i thought getting drunk and stabbing people was what the sweeds do.
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