SHIT
i know i look stoked like i just fucked some skulls at Dew Tour and shit but dont be fooled niggas... this was a bad night for big dicks swangin.
so your boi vov was at the club doin thangs. and by thangs i mean downing appletinis and grindin on some budussy...
so im grindin this shit pretty hard. a nigga cant even explain the tenacity of this grinding... i guess it looked kind of like this...
so vov grinded and grinded on this russian bitch untill suddenly, at the peak of this 2 Live Crew song, he felt an explosion of warmth on his crotch and got a whiff of the hot air wafting away from under this bitches skirt.
THIS BITCH HAD SHIT HERSELF.
needless to say a nigga was disgruntled.
had to throw out a good pair of Grasshoppers.