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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6690 on: February 06, 2008, 03:57:21 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6691 on: February 06, 2008, 04:12:18 PM »
gay ass PAWL lost a clip i would be using for the slap vid but now i have to use another

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6692 on: February 06, 2008, 05:35:21 PM »
i am NOT stoked about NOT having a job

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6693 on: February 06, 2008, 06:15:11 PM »
I can barely spell ridiculous anymore because I see it spelled rediculous every five fucking seconds. Dorks!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6694 on: February 06, 2008, 06:43:02 PM »
   Fell pretty bad on a mini ramp yesturday. Broke two ribs. I'm not skating for several weeks. fuck
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6695 on: February 06, 2008, 06:52:18 PM »
   Fell pretty bad on a mini ramp yesturday. Broke two ribs. I'm not skating for several weeks. fuck
ribs.. damn. hurt to breathe?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6696 on: February 06, 2008, 07:00:36 PM »
redtube being hacked.
at my awesome community college i attend people swear by youporn, im not stoked on being on slap so much

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6697 on: February 06, 2008, 07:44:37 PM »
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   Fell pretty bad on a mini ramp yesturday. Broke two ribs. I'm not skating for several weeks. fuck
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ribs.. damn. hurt to breathe?
fuck yes it does. I sneezed earlier and felt like I was gonna die.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6698 on: February 06, 2008, 08:32:49 PM »
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   Fell pretty bad on a mini ramp yesturday. Broke two ribs. I'm not skating for several weeks. fuck
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ribs.. damn. hurt to breathe?
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fuck yes it does. I sneezed earlier and felt like I was gonna die.
fuckkk that dude that sounds really bad. brutal. u got meds for pain?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6699 on: February 06, 2008, 09:54:55 PM »
^^ Doctor gave me a prescription to fucking Ibuprofen. I told my father about it and he was like "Fuck that! Here ya go" and handed me a pill bottle of 100 Hydrocodones. So now I'm comfortably numb.  :)




Edit: My dad is not a drug dealer.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6700 on: February 06, 2008, 09:59:10 PM »
Got a full days work in and still got off at 2. Which would be great if it wasn't pouring.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6701 on: February 06, 2008, 10:13:47 PM »
^^ Doctor gave me a prescription to fucking Ibuprofen. I told my father about it and he was like "Fuck that! Here ya go" and handed me a pill bottle of 100 Hydrocodones. So now I'm comfortably numb.  :)



damn haha that's dope
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6702 on: February 06, 2008, 10:34:24 PM »


SHIT
i know i look stoked like i just fucked some skulls at Dew Tour and shit but dont be fooled niggas... this was a bad night for big dicks swangin.

so your boi vov was at the club doin thangs. and by thangs i mean downing appletinis and grindin on some budussy...

so im grindin this shit pretty hard. a nigga cant even explain the tenacity of this grinding... i guess it looked kind of like this...

so vov grinded and grinded on this russian bitch untill suddenly, at the peak of this 2 Live Crew song, he felt an explosion of warmth on his crotch and got a whiff of the hot air wafting away from under this bitches skirt.
THIS BITCH HAD SHIT HERSELF.
needless to say a nigga was disgruntled.
had to throw out a good pair of Grasshoppers.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6703 on: February 07, 2008, 02:22:54 AM »
I was just in the middle of jerking it to some real good Ass to Mouth and the power went out.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6704 on: February 07, 2008, 04:12:32 AM »
The way austria lost to germany yesterday. fuuuuck.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6705 on: February 07, 2008, 04:57:03 AM »
I was just in the middle of jerking it to some real good Ass to Mouth and the power went out.
i was just watching your signature. so rad. and i wished i could watch it.
and then i pressed the stumbleupon button, and lo and behold!
http://ourstereo.googlepages.com/brawl.html

rad. stoked on this. (i know it's the wrong thread, i don't care)

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6706 on: February 07, 2008, 05:26:48 AM »
not stoked on being awake this early in the morning..what the fuck was I thinking

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6707 on: February 07, 2008, 09:27:09 AM »
Yeah Vov!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6708 on: February 07, 2008, 10:24:24 AM »
Had another exam today and just wanted to relax a little in the universities' internet cafe. Of course I chose the seat in the very corner of the room, so I wouldn't have to worry about meatspin and I could also see both doors to the room and thus be able to see shooters storming into the room earlier than the others.
But just now some fatass took a seat right beside me and started listening to shitty cradle of filth songs on youtube. She is so fucking ugly, it makes me sick. eeeeeew.
Yeah go ahaed and read this asshole.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6709 on: February 07, 2008, 10:51:01 AM »
Had another exam today and just wanted to relax a little in the universities' internet cafe. Of course I chose the seat in the very corner of the room, so I wouldn't have to worry about meatspin and I could also see both doors to the room and thus be able to see shooters storming into the room earlier than the others.
But just now some fatass took a seat right beside me and started listening to shitty cradle of filth songs on youtube. She is so fucking ugly, it makes me sick. eeeeeew.
Yeah go ahaed and read this asshole.

It's nice to see I'm not the only one who pre-plans for storming shooters.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6710 on: February 07, 2008, 10:58:47 AM »
Jeff was drunk and just could not cum, so Jeff fucked this questionable for almost an hour, until he (Jeff) wore down and told her (questionable bitch) to leave. Jeff wanted to degrade to heifer.
Sparks through the dark, Im diggin in the dirt,
Or diggin in your brains or your skirt.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6711 on: February 07, 2008, 11:00:33 AM »
Jeff was drunk and just could not cum, so Jeff fucked this questionable for almost an hour, until he (Jeff) wore down and told her (questionable bitch) to leave. Jeff wanted to degrade to heifer.

Not stoked you didn't piss on her.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6712 on: February 07, 2008, 11:10:56 AM »
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Had another exam today and just wanted to relax a little in the universities' internet cafe. Of course I chose the seat in the very corner of the room, so I wouldn't have to worry about meatspin and I could also see both doors to the room and thus be able to see shooters storming into the room earlier than the others.
But just now some fatass took a seat right beside me and started listening to shitty cradle of filth songs on youtube. She is so fucking ugly, it makes me sick. eeeeeew.
Yeah go ahaed and read this asshole.
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It's nice to see I'm not the only one who pre-plans for storming shooters.
Haha, yeah. I do it everywhere though. Even in my own kitchen. You just never know....

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6713 on: February 07, 2008, 11:19:50 AM »
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Had another exam today and just wanted to relax a little in the universities' internet cafe. Of course I chose the seat in the very corner of the room, so I wouldn't have to worry about meatspin and I could also see both doors to the room and thus be able to see shooters storming into the room earlier than the others.
But just now some fatass took a seat right beside me and started listening to shitty cradle of filth songs on youtube. She is so fucking ugly, it makes me sick. eeeeeew.
Yeah go ahaed and read this asshole.
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It's nice to see I'm not the only one who pre-plans for storming shooters.
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Haha, yeah. I do it everywhere though. Even in my own kitchen. You just never know....


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6714 on: February 07, 2008, 11:50:52 AM »
I got drunk last night and passed out. Today my ass hurts. Not good.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6715 on: February 07, 2008, 02:03:49 PM »
hahahaha. snow for one. editing this stupid summer camp promo for school. 13 hours of raw footage, i swear the girl dosent stop recording once during each tape. so, so annoying to go thru. If anyone has a good "happier" sounding instrumnetal, please send it my way as im sort of stuck at the moment

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6716 on: February 07, 2008, 02:20:33 PM »
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Had another exam today and just wanted to relax a little in the universities' internet cafe. Of course I chose the seat in the very corner of the room, so I wouldn't have to worry about meatspin and I could also see both doors to the room and thus be able to see shooters storming into the room earlier than the others.
But just now some fatass took a seat right beside me and started listening to shitty cradle of filth songs on youtube. She is so fucking ugly, it makes me sick. eeeeeew.
Yeah go ahaed and read this asshole.
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It's nice to see I'm not the only one who pre-plans for storming shooters.

Yeah, MS!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6717 on: February 07, 2008, 03:25:48 PM »
My mom.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6718 on: February 07, 2008, 04:37:58 PM »
I can't find my copy of the Bueno 411, and I really want to watch Nick's part in good quality.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6719 on: February 07, 2008, 06:21:56 PM »
i have a fucking hernea.....doc says after surgery im out of skateboarding for 6 weeks minimum....obviously im not lettin that stop me for that long but......fuck
and thats the end of that chapter