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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6720 on: February 07, 2008, 06:33:43 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6721 on: February 07, 2008, 09:50:56 PM »
i have a fucking hernea.....doc says after surgery im out of skateboarding for 6 weeks minimum....obviously im not lettin that stop me for that long but......fuck
yeah you will, i had one 10 years ago and you wont be able to move, shit, cough, or sneeze for at least a week, good luck walking comfortably for at least a month, and if you dont let it heal and rip that shit open its game over for a minute....sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but its better to be safe then sorry

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6722 on: February 07, 2008, 10:38:36 PM »
Poor herniated one, remember lemon and herbs will be a catalyst for healing. As is the power of juice! HAHAHAHA. Be aware of your fiber though, you would not want to shit like a son-of-a-bitch and get a hernia all over again. You would not want to be that son-of-a-bitch!!



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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6723 on: February 07, 2008, 10:40:07 PM »
Where you having it at. I had dos.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6724 on: February 07, 2008, 10:43:13 PM »
Poor herniated one, remember lemon and herbs will be a catalyst for healing. As is the power of juice! HAHAHAHA. Be aware of your fiber though, you would not want to shit like a son-of-a-bitch and get a hernia all over again. You would not want to be that son-of-a-bitch!!




oh so your schtick is talking about doo

carry on Mr. Kordich

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6725 on: February 07, 2008, 10:49:13 PM »
You have obviously never had a hernia flare. I am far too smooth a man to get into an internet encounter. Trust.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6726 on: February 07, 2008, 11:02:00 PM »
not stoked on unruly nose hair.  at least it gives me somehting to play with while slapping off...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6727 on: February 07, 2008, 11:30:15 PM »
my girlfriend is alone at home this evening and i want to skate. and although she never says it, she hates it when i go skate. she's ok with me being a skater but she doesn't let me do it.if only she could do something in her life as well. she wants to spend 24/7 with me.and when i confront her with this she is always saying how she is the "bad guy" and i'm always right, which is true. why are girls so clingy?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6728 on: February 07, 2008, 11:43:45 PM »
The ex would always pull that "you always choose your friends over me".
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6729 on: February 07, 2008, 11:46:06 PM »
Jeff wanted a taste of something new this evening. Jeff found it hard to cross the threshold to the gothic gina. Jeff had some drunken goth bitch call him (Jeff) selfish at the bar tonight. Why would Jeff buy said goth a drink, if some part Jeff were not going to end up inside said goth!?! Yea, JEff totally enters the bar looking to talk about Robert Smith..
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6730 on: February 08, 2008, 12:37:37 AM »
Destroy AND/OR Destroy's posts.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6731 on: February 08, 2008, 03:56:56 AM »
being hungover and wishing i wasnt allowed near cell phones when drunk. and working at 7 am.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6732 on: February 08, 2008, 09:48:48 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6734 on: February 08, 2008, 12:32:48 PM »
my girlfriend is alone at home this evening and i want to skate. and although she never says it, she hates it when i go skate. she's ok with me being a skater but she doesn't let me do it.if only she could do something in her life as well. she wants to spend 24/7 with me.and when i confront her with this she is always saying how she is the "bad guy" and i'm always right, which is true. why are girls so clingy?

One bit of advice I've heard about this situation is to make sure your girlfriend has something she can do, that she likes to do, when you're out, like go to the mall or the gym or the bar (well - maybe no that one). It seems to work.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6735 on: February 08, 2008, 01:56:39 PM »
chipped tooth.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6736 on: February 08, 2008, 01:57:24 PM »
/\ adds character

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6737 on: February 08, 2008, 02:08:23 PM »
RAP CITY used to play dope shit back in the day now, they play shit like this http://youtube.com/watch?v=tIYfBIw-QbM.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6738 on: February 08, 2008, 02:14:13 PM »
god that song is awful.
not stoked on: i am sick and have been laying in bed all day on slap and shit and i am supposed to see daniel johnston tonight but i really don't feel good enough to go or even party up tonight
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6739 on: February 08, 2008, 02:58:17 PM »
random nosebleeds

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6740 on: February 08, 2008, 04:05:00 PM »
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I CAN KICKFLIP ANYTHING!!!!
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i went from claiming i could kickflip a dude on a moving bike to a skyscraper.

im not stoked on working all weekend
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6741 on: February 08, 2008, 04:17:01 PM »
im in the opposite predicament, ive got the whole weekend off and i dont know what to do. everyones gone for the weekend.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6742 on: February 08, 2008, 06:46:02 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6743 on: February 08, 2008, 07:09:03 PM »
stupid ass rain

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6744 on: February 08, 2008, 10:29:30 PM »
Jeff was hauling some ass down the street, coming back from the depanneur, and Jeff straight cross-checked this fat kid frolicking in front of his (plump child) home. Luckily, large child was not hurt much, but Jeff made the child exclaim a cry to end all cries. Maybe worse, Jeff fell on his (Jeff) hip, and scathed the hell out of his (Jeff) starter jacket.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6745 on: February 08, 2008, 10:30:03 PM »
nothing makes sense.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6746 on: February 08, 2008, 10:35:03 PM »
nothing makes sense.

this is true
 
and also i dont know if i clocked out at work or not...
not really any harsh repercussions if i didnt, i just hate not being able to remember.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6747 on: February 08, 2008, 10:37:34 PM »
5boro boards not in la (that i know of)
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6748 on: February 09, 2008, 01:21:31 AM »
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my girlfriend is alone at home this evening and i want to skate. and although she never says it, she hates it when i go skate. she's ok with me being a skater but she doesn't let me do it.if only she could do something in her life as well. she wants to spend 24/7 with me.and when i confront her with this she is always saying how she is the "bad guy" and i'm always right, which is true. why are girls so clingy?
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One bit of advice I've heard about this situation is to make sure your girlfriend has something she can do, that she likes to do, when you're out, like go to the mall or the gym or the bar (well - maybe no that one). It seems to work.
well, she doesn't do anything. she can go out on her on, but even that she doesn't want to do, she wants me to join her otherwise "it's not the same".. had an argument last night about the fact that she has just gotten her license and that it his her turn to drive. may sound a bit cruel but that's how i feel.she must repay her debt to me  ;D

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6749 on: February 09, 2008, 07:07:57 AM »
just got her license? jailbait? :D
You must be new to the Skateboard game.  This is real industry talk.  "It's all about who you know".  And that's real.  So, I know a few people that can make it happen.