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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6750 on: February 09, 2008, 07:12:11 AM »
im training a guy at work who keeps telling me about how he had sex with a black dude and it was huge, and i want to die
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6751 on: February 09, 2008, 07:13:51 AM »
I kept telling my friend that his band member was a gaylord, and he never believed me. On Friday, he walked into the kitchen to the guy making out with a dude.

I fucking win. My gaydar is so spot on. I want to fuck Alex.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6752 on: February 09, 2008, 07:24:59 AM »


I fucking win. My gaydar is so spot on. I want to fuck Alex.

just ask him

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6753 on: February 09, 2008, 07:31:47 AM »
Alex, will you love me long time?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6754 on: February 09, 2008, 09:19:52 AM »
gay dudes have the worst gaydar. my friends think every single dude is gay.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6755 on: February 09, 2008, 11:02:56 AM »
Cough syrup buzzes.  I took a double dose like 5-6 hours ago and took a nap and I still feel weird.  I hate drugs.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6756 on: February 09, 2008, 11:38:12 AM »
My fucking phone isn't working, and there's no reason for it. I used it last night and everything was fine... Now it's being gay, I have no service for some reason.





I'm about to break this fucking thing!

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6757 on: February 09, 2008, 01:27:41 PM »
I'm sitting in the school library and my stomach keeps making really loud gurgling noises.  The chicks next to me must think I have indigestion.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6758 on: February 09, 2008, 01:49:54 PM »
im starting to feel sick and I have to go to work soon :-X

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6759 on: February 09, 2008, 01:59:39 PM »
people.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6760 on: February 09, 2008, 02:09:51 PM »
Had most of today off and it was wet, have the next two days off and it is supposed to rain, cool.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6761 on: February 09, 2008, 02:12:30 PM »
Had most of today off and it was wet, have the next two days off and it is supposed to rain, cool.
It's snowing in MA right now...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6762 on: February 09, 2008, 07:47:59 PM »
Video game movies. Especially the resident evil ones.
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6763 on: February 09, 2008, 08:14:00 PM »
not having a nice bowl of maple oatmeal right now,

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6764 on: February 09, 2008, 09:23:11 PM »
every once in a while I keep getting the smell of weed in my nose

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6765 on: February 09, 2008, 09:40:52 PM »
Working tonight, can't complain about the money but I'd rather be out doing something. 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6766 on: February 09, 2008, 10:21:27 PM »
Henry (roomate of Jeff) brought over the girlfriend, and Jeff does not need any bitch patronizing his (Jeff) gluttony in Canadian ale and Neurosis CDS. Jeff wishes his cat (Isis), was a prized fighter for this occasion, to wail on said dumb bitch.
Sparks through the dark, Im diggin in the dirt,
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6767 on: February 09, 2008, 11:23:02 PM »
I forgot to flush the pee from last night in my toilet and now my bathroom smells like fish food. ewww

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6768 on: February 09, 2008, 11:24:12 PM »
A party I was at got busted.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6769 on: February 10, 2008, 12:37:06 AM »
got kicked out of the underground tonight

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6770 on: February 10, 2008, 12:48:09 AM »
got kicked out of the underground tonight
you go to uvic dont you ? i remember back when we used to circle around the underground they would follow us to try and stop us, shit was so fun. uvic security is prety careless though just go back once they drive out

edit: not stoked I have to work tomorow morning
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6771 on: February 10, 2008, 12:52:16 AM »
big tits

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6772 on: February 10, 2008, 05:07:34 AM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6773 on: February 10, 2008, 09:06:50 AM »
bipolar people
waiting for the bus after 12 AM
drunk exes
research papers
being broke

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6774 on: February 10, 2008, 09:08:51 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6775 on: February 10, 2008, 10:29:52 AM »
first day back at the cafe job, from 11-7.  fuckshit.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6776 on: February 10, 2008, 10:56:30 AM »
i was having a decent day and my friends came to see me at work, then this awful customer comes in with his wife and tells me that while he was sitting there i cursed 7 times (in conversation with my friends) and how disrespectful i was being and how if he had an employee that talked like that hed fire them immediatly and how although he is not offended by it other people are and yadda yaddda yadda. i dont know why i let this shit affect me so much but it makes me really hate people, a lot.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6777 on: February 10, 2008, 11:58:27 AM »
I'm always broke...

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6778 on: February 10, 2008, 12:07:09 PM »
Ahlee leaving last night w/o powerfading with us.  Ahlee you fucked up son me and Abe shut the city down. Also not stoked on getting home at 6 a.m. sleeping 3 hours and having to go to work this morning, Im so fucking huungover its regular

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6779 on: February 10, 2008, 12:32:35 PM »
i hate buying a slurpee that hasnt been made well. all gooey and syrupy. ruins my day.