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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6930 on: February 23, 2008, 03:19:07 AM »
i graduated from college almost 3 years ago, and i can't get used to working for a living, definately not stoked on that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6931 on: February 23, 2008, 07:38:34 AM »
i was wathcing the amityville horror. sex scene comes on, im excited. 6 seconds pass, dead girl abruptly appears on the scene and scares my boner away.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6932 on: February 23, 2008, 08:16:55 AM »
i was wathcing the amityville horror. sex scene comes on, im excited. 6 seconds pass, dead girl abruptly appears on the scene and scares my boner away.

That reminds me of the scene in The Shining where jack sees a hot ass chick in the bathtub but she soon turns to a disgusting naked old lady.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6933 on: February 23, 2008, 09:00:45 AM »
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i was wathcing the amityville horror. sex scene comes on, im excited. 6 seconds pass, dead girl abruptly appears on the scene and scares my boner away.
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That reminds me of the scene in The Shining where jack sees a hot ass chick in the bathtub but she soon turns to a disgusting naked old lady.

ewww yeah... The vov wouldnt even tap that.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6934 on: February 23, 2008, 12:10:12 PM »
Completly smashed my right leg after 5 minutes of skating. Went to a doctor who turned out to be this weird russian/polish lady, the only thing I understod was, that I have to lay in bed for 5 days. Went home and had my drunk mother help me piss in a bucket. Finally I had to put ice on my balls/leg for 3 x 20 mins.

i want a bike but have no money
Me to, have been walking to work for the last 3 weeks because a new bike is fucking expensive.

 

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6935 on: February 23, 2008, 03:57:16 PM »
The the skate park i usually go to is infested with little kids and you can never seem to get a run in.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6936 on: February 23, 2008, 03:59:21 PM »
The the skate park i usually go to is infested with little kids and you can never seem to get a run in.

The ones at my park always want to play you in skate and than film kickflips off the boxes
and than steal your ipod
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6937 on: February 23, 2008, 04:33:28 PM »
you really don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6938 on: February 23, 2008, 04:36:31 PM »

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6939 on: February 23, 2008, 04:45:24 PM »
you really don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?
no d00d like wtf
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6940 on: February 23, 2008, 04:53:14 PM »
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you really don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?
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no d00d like wtf

everything you post is terrible
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6941 on: February 23, 2008, 04:55:14 PM »
i was fingering my asshole when my finger broke and i told the hospital my friend stepped on it and then they asked me why it smells like ...."dog poo".

 
Someone tried to call me out in class and I proved him wrong. The whole class had a good laugh

I just life gnared your girlfriend

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6942 on: February 23, 2008, 04:59:29 PM »
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you really don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?
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no d00d like wtf
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everything you post is terrible
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6943 on: February 23, 2008, 09:18:40 PM »
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you really don't know the difference between 'than' and 'then'?
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no d00d like wtf
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everything you post is terrible
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everyone is laughing at you
Not to toot my own horn but Dyrdek was NEVER on my level and never will be.
I aint got no love for you bitches.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6944 on: February 23, 2008, 11:23:02 PM »
board to the face = chipped tooth today


Kind of deserved it for trying that bullshit of a trick.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6945 on: February 24, 2008, 01:21:05 AM »
Spyware and Viruses...



Nothing but irritation.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6946 on: February 24, 2008, 04:21:19 AM »
I've come to the conclusion god/karma do not exist.


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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6947 on: February 24, 2008, 05:14:44 AM »
trying hard not to think so i dont have to think about things.
we could get matching halter tops and do kickturns over the dick at fdr, people wouldn't know what to do. I would be a c cup massacre.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6948 on: February 24, 2008, 06:39:54 AM »
i was stoked yesterday to find out that jpod was turned into a tv series, and then today i watched the first episode and discovered disappointment.

watching the second episode now- yeah. this shit is pretty terrible.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6949 on: February 24, 2008, 08:24:48 AM »
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6950 on: February 24, 2008, 08:27:50 AM »
whoa this feud is hilarious

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6951 on: February 24, 2008, 12:30:03 PM »
Spyware and Viruses...



Nothing but irritation.

I feel you Nate. That shit is so annoying. I got it so bad a few days ago that I had to format my harddrive and reinstall windows. Shit sucked. I still don't have all the programs I used to. Luckily I have an external HD so I saved all my files.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6952 on: February 24, 2008, 12:43:46 PM »
all my friends are skating black box while im stuck 3 hours away at home cause i had shit to do.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6953 on: February 24, 2008, 01:31:21 PM »
i was stoked yesterday to find out that jpod was turned into a tv series, and then today i watched the first episode and discovered disappointment.

watching the second episode now- yeah. this shit is pretty terrible.

Ya it's a Canadian network show, don't expect it to be anything less than cheesy and terrible. Some guy who worked on the show was trying to tell me how awesome it was going to be a couple months ago. My initial skepticism was confirmed when I saw the commercial for it weeks later.

trying hard not to think so i dont have to think about things.

Drink?

Anyone know what happen to Hendrix's woodstock guitar?

And to complete the quote train, I think it's safely stowed away at the Hendrix exhibit at the EMP in Seattle.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6955 on: February 24, 2008, 04:59:22 PM »
Have Matze and Sebastian not made a reemergence since the boards came back up? They were two of my favorites.

Also, do we not have smileys on here anymore? I miss sunglasses dude.
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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6956 on: February 24, 2008, 05:07:23 PM »
I miss sunglasses dude.
a nicely placed sunglasses dude made made me laugh so hard on so many occasions

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6957 on: February 24, 2008, 05:39:36 PM »
Have Matze and Sebastian not made a reemergence since the boards came back up? They were two of my favorites.

Also, do we not have smileys on here anymore? I miss sunglasses dude.

I was bumming on a lack of Matze after looking over that urban outfitters thread.  The little hero of Erfurt as Alan put it.  LophatrophaUrkel was the master of sunglasses dude and most other sarcastic things.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6958 on: February 24, 2008, 11:14:20 PM »
The new board is pretty lame, I am still locked out of my old account, my back is fucked, school is killing me, I don't like my job, and I am generally not stoked on a few other minor details in my life. This week is not going to be a lot of fun.

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Re: Things you are not stoked on
« Reply #6959 on: February 24, 2008, 11:17:01 PM »
Some hoodlums came from behind with a kook attack... I've been wounded.


I was hit 3 times, things aren't looking good for me now...