Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473702 times)

dorm rat · « **Reply #7140 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:08:53 PM »

i just put some vasoline in between my dick and my leg.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7141 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:16:22 PM »

Quote from: fuckinolliecoxcox on March 03, 2008, 12:08:53 PM

i just put some vasoline in between my dick and my leg.

Why aren't you stoked on that greasy petroleum jelly feeling?

dorm rat · « **Reply #7142 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:17:35 PM »

and I just fucking caught Julian jacking off to this when i walked into his room. he squealed when i walked in. i dont think i'll ever forget that noise.

he had 2 windows open, each covering half of the screen. one was

http://www.starzhunter.com/p/pussycat_dolls_02/pics/pussycat_dolls_15.jpg
and the other was

http://www.starzhunter.com/p/pussycat_dolls_02/pics/pussycat_dolls_18.jpg

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7143 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:18:50 PM »

Check engine light came on and some gangster stole half the air from one of my tires.

dorm rat · « **Reply #7144 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:19:09 PM »

Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 03, 2008, 12:16:22 PM

Quote from: fuckinolliecoxcox on March 03, 2008, 12:08:53 PM
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i just put some vasoline in between my dick and my leg.
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Why aren't you stoked on that greasy petroleum jelly feeling?

im not stoked on having to apply the vasoline on that area because it was feeling itchy like a rash.

MexicanSpaniard · « **Reply #7145 on:** March 03, 2008, 12:40:14 PM »

Tony Hawk on Tracker.

jrock · « **Reply #7146 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:31:20 PM »

Quote from: gangsta fred on March 03, 2008, 11:22:39 AM

Eye inflammation, genital ulcers or lesions are a couple must have symptoms. You sure?

no on the genital lesions, but I have been having lots of problems with my eyes, mouth ulcers, foliculitis, and a bunch of other weird shit

wake and bacon · « **Reply #7147 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:51:39 PM »

dude, don't know where that whole convo is going because i just read the last post and im stoned... but genital lesions in general sound so gnarly. i once had a cyst on my dick and some bitch wanted to get down, wouldn't take no for an answer, then thought i had std's. bad day.

wake and bacon · « **Reply #7148 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:54:04 PM »

by the way, the cyst is totally gone. that shit was scary though... thought i had herps for a second...

toonie · « **Reply #7149 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:32:24 PM »

snowed today

BriDen · « **Reply #7150 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:32:12 AM »

I'm sick and feel like shit, I have no energy, and I'm in a lot of pain for no apparent reason.
It's finally dry out and I highly doubt I'll be able to skate.
I was up all night and slap wasn't.

But the smileys are back

Lumpy Oatmeal · « **Reply #7151 on:** March 04, 2008, 08:16:14 AM »

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7870944?MSNHPHCP&gt1=39000

sweets · « **Reply #7152 on:** March 04, 2008, 08:45:27 AM »

Fucking cry baby bitches who can't take a dose of their own medicine.

ZipZinger · « **Reply #7153 on:** March 04, 2008, 08:49:29 AM »

Quote from: iskaterowleyclassics on March 04, 2008, 08:16:14 AM

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7870944?MSNHPHCP&gt1=39000

It's a sad day in Wisconsin.

bill hates · « **Reply #7154 on:** March 04, 2008, 08:55:05 AM »

football baseball soccer hockey. STOP IT!

colin · « **Reply #7155 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:13:35 AM »

Quote from: jrock on March 03, 2008, 10:33:40 AM

i've been in constant extreme pain for the past week or so. everytime i smell or see food I feel like throwing up. i can only sleep for an hour or so at a time before the pain wakes me up. I've been dealing with this shit for a full 2 years now, I'm about ready to tell them to just cut my intestines out....

I know you have career aspirations that rule out marijuana use, but I wonder if you get to a certain point where your quality of life is so negatively affected, medical marijuana might be an option.

Anyway, man, I'm sorry about your suffering; I wish there was something I could do!

Hobo.Joe · « **Reply #7156 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:18:33 AM »

being told it was going to be in the 50's today for the last couple of days, getting my cast off my arm yesterday, so being even more pumped to skate. then waking up to grey skies and a wet ground. fuckin bummeeddd.

gangsta fred · « **Reply #7157 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:36:57 AM »

Quote from: jrock on March 03, 2008, 07:31:20 PM

Quote from: gangsta fred on March 03, 2008, 11:22:39 AM
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Eye inflammation, genital ulcers or lesions are a couple must have symptoms. You sure?
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no on the genital lesions, but I have been having lots of problems with my eyes, mouth ulcers, foliculitis, and a bunch of other weird shit

Motherfuck mouth ulcers. Vicodin and no doze until the end.

colin · « **Reply #7158 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:44:12 AM »

Quote from: wake and bacon on March 03, 2008, 07:54:04 PM

by the way, the cyst is totally gone

It's good to clear these things up in a public forum...

marty. · « **Reply #7159 on:** March 04, 2008, 11:21:24 AM »

Went to go change my username, but "Marty" was already taken. Anyone remember the guy?

heckler · « **Reply #7160 on:** March 04, 2008, 11:23:15 AM »

It rained all this morning, but dried up enough to maybe go skate flat. And now it's pissing down rain again.

jrock · « **Reply #7161 on:** March 04, 2008, 01:42:06 PM »

Quote from: colin on March 04, 2008, 09:13:35 AM

Quote from: jrock on March 03, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
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i've been in constant extreme pain for the past week or so. everytime i smell or see food I feel like throwing up. i can only sleep for an hour or so at a time before the pain wakes me up. I've been dealing with this shit for a full 2 years now, I'm about ready to tell them to just cut my intestines out....
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I know you have career aspirations that rule out marijuana use, but I wonder if you get to a certain point where your quality of life is so negatively affected, medical marijuana might be an option.

Anyway, man, I'm sorry about your suffering; I wish there was something I could do!

my mom was trying to convince me to smoke weed yesterday. If the doctors don't do anything for me when I go in tomorrow, then I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

colin · « **Reply #7162 on:** March 04, 2008, 02:49:49 PM »

Quote from: diabolik! on March 04, 2008, 01:42:06 PM

Quote from: colin on March 04, 2008, 09:13:35 AM
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Quote from: jrock on March 03, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
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i've been in constant extreme pain for the past week or so. everytime i smell or see food I feel like throwing up. i can only sleep for an hour or so at a time before the pain wakes me up. I've been dealing with this shit for a full 2 years now, I'm about ready to tell them to just cut my intestines out....
[close]

I know you have career aspirations that rule out marijuana use, but I wonder if you get to a certain point where your quality of life is so negatively affected, medical marijuana might be an option.

Anyway, man, I'm sorry about your suffering; I wish there was something I could do!
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my mom was trying to convince me to smoke weed yesterday. If the doctors don't do anything for me when I go in tomorrow, then I'm gonna go ahead and do it.

Man, I wish you the best of luck...

cahl · « **Reply #7163 on:** March 04, 2008, 04:14:07 PM »

having to debate if i should go skating if it is suppose to rain but isn't

guy le douche · « **Reply #7164 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:33:14 PM »

i dont have a skateboard or money

edit: oh yea and my ipod doesnt work anymore

kilgore. · « **Reply #7165 on:** March 04, 2008, 05:41:00 PM »

not stoked on that gay ass CSS banner at the top of this page

baxter · « **Reply #7166 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:24:33 PM »

I have 16 dollars and I wear a size 10 with the only shoe wearable in my closet is a small 9 and 8.5

rocklobster · « **Reply #7167 on:** March 04, 2008, 07:42:17 PM »

its 1140 now, my next class is at 245... and ive not slept in 2 days....

Bill · « **Reply #7168 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:26:10 PM »

Quote from: tortilla on March 04, 2008, 05:41:00 PM

not stoked on that gay ass CSS banner at the top of this page

Firefox + Adblock plus. Never see any ads or images you never want to again.

artichoke · « **Reply #7169 on:** March 04, 2008, 09:59:51 PM »

Hillary getting two crucial victories today. If she gets nominated and I am forced to chose either her or McCain I am going to fucking boycott.

Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473702 times)

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