Author Topic: Things you are not stoked on (Read 473833 times)

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #720 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:40:43 AM »

Quote from: bentmode on May 15, 2006, 11:37:56 AM

i thought getting frunk and stabbing people was what the sweeds do.

Hmm well the Vikings did have a settelment in Aberdeen - another interesting fact that's yet to be revealed. . .

That would make it genetic

I don't blame socitey i blame my genes, i wouldn't be drunk or cheeky if it wasn't for my ancesters

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #721 on:** May 15, 2006, 11:59:20 AM »

Stolen - this is just fot you, maybe it should be in the things your stoked on

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/4764417.stm

At least her mothers proud

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #722 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:05:58 PM »

I just don't know what to think about that. Jesus.

"I'm enjoying being pregnant - even though I get a bit of a sore back and sore ribs."

Her 34-year-old mother told the newspaper: "I'm not ashamed of my daughter at all - in fact, I'm proud of her for keeping her baby."

The newspaper said the girl smokes up to 20 cigarettes a day."

Maybe she should hook up with Mrs. Andrew Reynolds and they can go shopping or something.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #723 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:10:57 PM »

I mean this shit is litterally happeing everywhere in the world but it's just funny as fuck (in such a fucked way) that it's happening in places where the standard of education is supposedly "good".

I mean i don't really understand what the fuck she's having sex at 11 for, but then some people develope faster than others, i'm no in anyway saying this is acceptable, but if Spain and Holland's age of consent is 12, seriously what the fuck.

Blame the Buckfast

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #724 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:14:39 PM »

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/gallery/gallery5.html - neds/minks/chavs

http://www.bawbag.com/buckfast-news.php - the local government is against them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckfast_Tonic_Wine - this however covers it all

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #725 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:20:26 PM »

This story for sure makes it in the "not stoked on" pile.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing how much faster the kids are developing these days. Whether it's Little Sally and her huge rack at age 12 or Little Timmy down at the park doing perfectly caught frontside flips at age 10.

But my new question is, amongst the many obvious ones, why the fuck is this little girl smoking at 12?

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #726 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:24:54 PM »

Quote from: stolengirlfriend on May 15, 2006, 12:20:26 PM

This story for sure makes it in the "not stoked on" pile.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing how much faster the kids are developing these days. Whether it's Little Sally and her huge rack at age 12 or Little Timmy down at the park doing perfectly caught frontside flips at age 10.

But my new question is, amongst the many obvious ones, why the fuck is this little girl smoking at 12?

She's 11 - does that make it better ?

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #727 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:30:06 PM »

Seriously what get's me is that a 20 pack of fags is almost £6 which is almost $11, but to be honest, the older kids do it, bordem and being cool, fuck if she's up the stick at 11 what harms smoking going to do ?

She's going to be at school with her kid, which makes me laugh in a "what the fuck were you thinking - oh you're 11 you weren't" way

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #728 on:** May 15, 2006, 12:39:22 PM »

Yeah, obviously she and her Mother don't give a fuck about anything. It's just kinda sad, really.

And no, her being 11 at the time of becoming preggers doesn't make it any better.

woody · « **Reply #729 on:** May 15, 2006, 09:13:46 PM »

http://www.comcast.net/sports/nhl/index.jsp?cat=HOCKEY&fn=/2006/05/14/391819.html&cvqh=itn_anthem

uruguay · « **Reply #730 on:** May 16, 2006, 12:43:23 PM »

i ordered a book from barnes and noble called "dmt: the spirit molecule" and instead someone decided to do god's will and send me a book about great christian women.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #731 on:** May 16, 2006, 01:56:03 PM »

is dmt the chemical that floods your brain when you die?

uruguay · « **Reply #732 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:00:12 PM »

Quote from: skmbskt on May 16, 2006, 01:56:03 PM

is dmt the chemical that floods your brain when you die?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #733 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:00:45 PM »

Quote from: uruguay on May 16, 2006, 02:00:12 PM

Quote from: skmbskt on May 16, 2006, 01:56:03 PM
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is dmt the chemical that floods your brain when you die?
[close]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine

Now you all know.

cold budweisers · « **Reply #734 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:03:26 PM »

now i all know.

uruguay · « **Reply #735 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:09:44 PM »

Quote from: stolengirlfriend on May 16, 2006, 02:00:45 PM

Quote from: uruguay on May 16, 2006, 02:00:12 PM
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Quote from: skmbskt on May 16, 2006, 01:56:03 PM
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is dmt the chemical that floods your brain when you die?
[close]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine
[close]

Now you all know.

yeah, yeah.

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #736 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:27:08 PM »

http://phoenixnewtimes.com/Issues/2006-05-11/news/feature_print.html

Not stoked on this guy.

uruguay · « **Reply #737 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:57:31 PM »

do you not eat meat?

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #738 on:** May 16, 2006, 02:59:23 PM »

No, I don't.

uruguay · « **Reply #739 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:00:46 PM »

but you do eat earth, right?

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #740 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:02:15 PM »

What do you mean by "earth"? Earth, to me, is dirt. And no, I try not to eat dirt either.

uruguay · « **Reply #741 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:03:26 PM »

Quote from: stolengirlfriend on May 16, 2006, 03:02:15 PM

What do you mean by "earth"? Earth, to me, is dirt. And no, I try not to eat dirt either.

pussy.

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #742 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:05:23 PM »

Guess so. Dirt just tastes so... dirty.

uruguay · « **Reply #743 on:** May 16, 2006, 03:07:39 PM »

rhp · « **Reply #744 on:** May 16, 2006, 11:28:57 PM »

clippers lost

Mizzork · « **Reply #745 on:** May 16, 2006, 11:32:59 PM »

As a do-it-yourself kind of guy, I'm really bummed about changing the oil for the first time on my new Altima. It's like everything is placed so you have to take it in to the dealership. Also, I've been arm wrestling with the oil filter for the last 2 hours and I can't get it loose. I've tried griptape on my hand and on the filter to grip it better, but still no results. I'm almost ready to superglue my hand to it. The angle the filter is in, it is impossible to get the proper leverage to unscrew it and whoever installed the filter totally over-tightened it. I've already drained the oil and I don't want to put new oil in with a dirty filter. That's just dumb. I have to think of something quick since it's nearing the midnight hour and I have to go to work in the morning.

mbl88 · « **Reply #746 on:** May 17, 2006, 12:35:03 AM »

i know this doesnt help you, but you should buy a remote oil filter cost about 50bucks and it will save you alot of time and hassle in the future, just put the new oil into your dirty filter it wont affect it majorly

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #747 on:** May 17, 2006, 09:22:17 AM »

I think that's the best post that you've ever had, Mable. Cheers.

donnie_murdo · « **Reply #748 on:** May 17, 2006, 10:24:33 AM »

NOT STOKED ON MY BOGEY NOSE, hayfevers a real pisser and i'm offically NOT stoked on it anymore (not that i was in the first place)

I'll add i hate nostirl hair, that gets torn out and make your eyes water, Remington fuzz-a-way, is getting cramed up my nose later on after i've taken some more hairfever pills

stolengirlfriend · « **Reply #749 on:** May 17, 2006, 10:27:25 AM »

Quote from: donnie_murdo on May 17, 2006, 10:24:33 AM

hairfever pills

Ha.

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